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LURKER!!!!!!!!!!

JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! I JOINED THE KNOT TODAY AND I AM SO EXCITED TO BE GETTING MARRIED N STUFF!!!!!!!! MY WONDERFUL FUTURE HUBBY AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS AND WE'RE ONLY 23!!!!!!! CAN U BELIEVE IT?!!?! WE ARE SO IN LOVE AND WE DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!!! WE'RE READY TO GET MARRIED!!!! MEANWHILE, I WANNA JOIN THIS BOARD MORE THAN ALLLLLL THE OTHERS BECAUSE U GUYS ARE JUST SO DARN SNARKY ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!! I CAN BE SNARKY, TOO! U JUST WAIT N SEE!!!!! MY FUTURE HUBBY PROPOSED TO ME YESTERDAY AT A BASEBALL GAME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!! NORMALLY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPER EMBARRASSED, BUT U SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF MY RING!!!!! THE DIAMOND IS THE SIZE OF MY FIST && IT LOOKED EVEN BIGGER ON THE JUMBOTRON!!! I KNOW EVERYONE IS JEALOUS!!!!!


True story, that made my brain hurt.
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    My eyes are bleeding Jess, bleeding.

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  • luckyme502luckyme502 member
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    Yeah, well, my FI gave me TWO rings as big as my fist, so there!!!

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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    BUT IT WAS NEVER ON THE JUMBOTRON. MINE WAS. THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF 2 RINGS TIMES INFINITY!!!!!
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    Jess.....you just made me snort tea out my nose.  I'm so lady like.  It also scared the dogs.


    I beat you!! FI and I have been together for 22 years....I'm 25 so there.
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  • luckyme502luckyme502 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:f7f1cd1b-4f05-4abc-8009-cb29e6d1f17f">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]BUT IT WAS NEVER ON THE JUMBOTRON. MINE WAS. THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF 2 RINGS TIMES INFINITY!!!!!
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

    Well, I posted 100 pictures of my two rings on facebook! 
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    Yeah? Well, my husband is an albatross.
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  • kimheartsscottkimheartsscott member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:f15423b2-379a-4b16-ba38-fff06018d491">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yeah? Well, my husband is an albatross.
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

    DED.
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    I am having a true lol moment, y'all.
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    Today has been the day of lurkers.....odd.  I'm also really giggling over here.  FI is giving me the side eye.  I must seem somewhat demented.
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  • future-mrsfuture-mrs member
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    Geez, you sure are a post hoar for being new....

    Wait, was I supposed to YELL that??!?!!!!!11111?!!!
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:6584706d-3bed-4e23-aa69-fc637d46759a">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Geez, you sure are a post hoar for being new.... Wait, was I supposed to YELL that??!?!!!!!11111?!!!
    Posted by future-mrs[/QUOTE]

    I always wanted to tell you how much I love your purple theme.  So pretty.
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    WHAT IS A POST WHORE??? I WANNA KNOW!!!! WHAT DOES DED MEAN??? I HAVE SPENT ALL OF THIS TIME LURKING AND I CAN'T FIGURE MY WAY OUT OF THIS PICKLE!!!! IF ONLY THERE WAS A FAQ SECTION ON THE KNOT WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A LIST OF ABBREVIATIONS!!!!!! IT WOULD MAKE LIFE SO MUCH EASIER!!!! MAYBE SOMEONE COULD EMAIL THE KNOT AND TELL THEM!!! IF I DO, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL PAY ME???? I MEAN, AFTER ALL, HAVING A GLOSSARY IS MY IDEA!!!!! MAYBE THAT CAN PAY FOR MY WEDDING SINCE I ASKED MY PARENTS TO FOOT THE BILL AND THEY SAID NO!!!!!!
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  • luckyme502luckyme502 member
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    Whatever you all are just jealous because I am on 5 off boards!
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    WHAT IS AN OFF BOARD?!?! WHY ISN'T ANYONE GIVING ME ANY ANSWERS?!?!!? U GUYS ARE R ALL SO MEAN!!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIGN TO DESERVE THIS!!! IM JUST A NEWLY ENGAGED LURKER WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND GET SUM WEDDIGN ADVICE!!!!! I KNO I SHOULD HAVE LISTNED TO MY FINACE WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT INTERNET PPL R RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Blueyed228Blueyed228 member
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    Seriously, lurkers that come out of the woodwork dont usually bother me, but this night has been overload.
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  • aprovencher21aprovencher21
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:788e2e21-a30c-4660-97c7-3b1361846225">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Seriously, lurkers that come out of the woodwork dont usually bother me, but this night has been overload.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    Hee hee I laughed at the amelia girl that was totally in love with you and cew.  <said in creepy voice /> I love you Blue. 
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  • future-mrsfuture-mrs member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:fcddc54e-2cb1-4f83-a593-1a569b6892de">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!! : I always wanted to tell you how much I love your purple theme.  So pretty.
    Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]


    Aw, thanks!  :)

    Jess, my eyes are bleeding now, thank you.
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    Jess, you know I love you, but the only thing more painful than all of the trolls and lurker threads are these types of fake lurker threads.
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  • allisong23allisong23 member
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    I like how she said she and FI had known each other since birth, but they are not even the same age.

    That story had more holes in it than a piece of Swiss cheese. I am not buying it.
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  • missy68missy68
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    Oh dear God. To see this first thing in the morning...... Wait - I think i saw it last night, I just couldn't make sense of it. Oh yeah, that's it.  *blush*

    Jess, don't forget to add a contest to your post.
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  • kpwedkkkpwedkk member
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    Seriously take the CAPS lock OFF!

    "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart." ~ Miss K ~
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