LURKER!!!!!!!!!!

JessAndTrav

HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! I JOINED THE KNOT TODAY AND I AM SO EXCITED TO BE GETTING MARRIED N STUFF!!!!!!!! MY WONDERFUL FUTURE HUBBY AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS AND WE'RE ONLY 23!!!!!!! CAN U BELIEVE IT?!!?! WE ARE SO IN LOVE AND WE DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!!! WE'RE READY TO GET MARRIED!!!! MEANWHILE, I WANNA JOIN THIS BOARD MORE THAN ALLLLLL THE OTHERS BECAUSE U GUYS ARE JUST SO DARN SNARKY ITS HILARIOUS!!!!!! I CAN BE SNARKY, TOO! U JUST WAIT N SEE!!!!! MY FUTURE HUBBY PROPOSED TO ME YESTERDAY AT A BASEBALL GAME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!! NORMALLY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPER EMBARRASSED, BUT U SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF MY RING!!!!! THE DIAMOND IS THE SIZE OF MY FIST && IT LOOKED EVEN BIGGER ON THE JUMBOTRON!!! I KNOW EVERYONE IS JEALOUS!!!!!


True story, that made my brain hurt.

jasmineh7777

My eyes are bleeding Jess, bleeding.

luckyme502

Yeah, well, my FI gave me TWO rings as big as my fist, so there!!!

JessAndTrav

BUT IT WAS NEVER ON THE JUMBOTRON. MINE WAS. THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF 2 RINGS TIMES INFINITY!!!!!

aprovencher21

Jess.....you just made me snort tea out my nose.  I'm so lady like.  It also scared the dogs.


I beat you!! FI and I have been together for 22 years....I'm 25 so there.

luckyme502

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:f7f1cd1b-4f05-4abc-8009-cb29e6d1f17f">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
[QUOTE]BUT IT WAS NEVER ON THE JUMBOTRON. MINE WAS. THAT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF 2 RINGS TIMES INFINITY!!!!!
Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

Well, I posted 100 pictures of my two rings on facebook! 

jasmineh7777

Yeah? Well, my husband is an albatross.

kimheartsscott

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:f15423b2-379a-4b16-ba38-fff06018d491">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Yeah? Well, my husband is an albatross.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

DED.

JessAndTrav

I am having a true lol moment, y'all.

aprovencher21

Today has been the day of lurkers.....odd.  I'm also really giggling over here.  FI is giving me the side eye.  I must seem somewhat demented.

future-mrs

Geez, you sure are a post hoar for being new....

Wait, was I supposed to YELL that??!?!!!!!11111?!!!

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]Geez, you sure are a post hoar for being new.... Wait, was I supposed to YELL that??!?!!!!!11111?!!!
Posted by future-mrs[/QUOTE]

I always wanted to tell you how much I love your purple theme.  So pretty.

JessAndTrav

WHAT IS A POST WHORE??? I WANNA KNOW!!!! WHAT DOES DED MEAN??? I HAVE SPENT ALL OF THIS TIME LURKING AND I CAN'T FIGURE MY WAY OUT OF THIS PICKLE!!!! IF ONLY THERE WAS A FAQ SECTION ON THE KNOT WHERE THEY GIVE YOU A LIST OF ABBREVIATIONS!!!!!! IT WOULD MAKE LIFE SO MUCH EASIER!!!! MAYBE SOMEONE COULD EMAIL THE KNOT AND TELL THEM!!! IF I DO, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL PAY ME???? I MEAN, AFTER ALL, HAVING A GLOSSARY IS MY IDEA!!!!! MAYBE THAT CAN PAY FOR MY WEDDING SINCE I ASKED MY PARENTS TO FOOT THE BILL AND THEY SAID NO!!!!!!

luckyme502

Whatever you all are just jealous because I am on 5 off boards!

JessAndTrav

WHAT IS AN OFF BOARD?!?! WHY ISN'T ANYONE GIVING ME ANY ANSWERS?!?!!? U GUYS ARE R ALL SO MEAN!!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHIGN TO DESERVE THIS!!! IM JUST A NEWLY ENGAGED LURKER WHO IS TRYING TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND GET SUM WEDDIGN ADVICE!!!!! I KNO I SHOULD HAVE LISTNED TO MY FINACE WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT INTERNET PPL R RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blueyed228

Seriously, lurkers that come out of the woodwork dont usually bother me, but this night has been overload.

aprovencher21

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[QUOTE]Seriously, lurkers that come out of the woodwork dont usually bother me, but this night has been overload.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

Hee hee I laughed at the amelia girl that was totally in love with you and cew.  <said in creepy voice /> I love you Blue. 

future-mrs

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_lurker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6ebf5e36-3437-4345-99d9-0dedcbac4822Post:fcddc54e-2cb1-4f83-a593-1a569b6892de">Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: LURKER!!!!!!!!!! : I always wanted to tell you how much I love your purple theme.  So pretty.
Posted by aprovencher21[/QUOTE]


Aw, thanks!  :)

Jess, my eyes are bleeding now, thank you.

[Deleted User]

Jess, you know I love you, but the only thing more painful than all of the trolls and lurker threads are these types of fake lurker threads.

allisong23

I like how she said she and FI had known each other since birth, but they are not even the same age.

That story had more holes in it than a piece of Swiss cheese. I am not buying it.

missy68

Oh dear God. To see this first thing in the morning...... Wait - I think i saw it last night, I just couldn't make sense of it. Oh yeah, that's it.  *blush*

Jess, don't forget to add a contest to your post.

kpwedkk

Seriously take the CAPS lock OFF!