A Typical Request For Advice

Gabrielle76 · January 2012

I've been reading TK 'advice' threads for a while now, and I'm starting to see a disturbing pattern...

OP- I'm stuck up a tree, and don't know what to do, should I climb higher?
Knottie 1- No! Climb Down! Try putting your foot on the branch beneath you!
Knottie 2- Knottie 1 is right! Hold on, I'll try to find a ladder.
Knottie 3- My friend was stuck up a tree once and tried climbing higher, it turned out horribly, climb down!
OP- I really feel like climbing up is the answer...
Knottie 2- It's not! You're making a mistake, climb down, I have the ladder!,
OP- It's stupid to climb down! I want to climb up! Why should I climb down!
Knottie's 1,2, and 3- Fine, suit yourself, climb up and fall, you're an idiot.
OP- You're all a bunch of b!ches! You don't know me! You don't know what kind of tree this is! I didn't want your help anyway!

Is this a new phenomenon?

Blueyed228 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:ebf9bb0e-5acd-4287-9805-8c259b5889f7">A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]I've been reading TK 'advice' threads for a while now, and I'm starting to see a disturbing pattern... OP - I'm stuck up a tree, and don't know what to do, should I climb higher? Knottie 1 - No! Climb Down! Try putting your foot on the branch beneath you! Knottie 2 - Knottie 1 is right! Hold on, I'll try to find a ladder. Knottie 3 - My friend was stuck up a tree once and tried climbing higher, it turned out horribly, climb down! OP - I really feel like climbing up is the answer... Knottie 2 - It's not! You're making a mistake, climb down, I have the ladder!, OP- It's stupid to climb down! I want to climb up! Why should I climb down! Knottie's 1,2, and 3 - Fine, suit yourself, climb up and fall, you're an idiot. OP- You're all a bunch of b!ches! You don't know me! You don't know what kind of tree this is! I didn't want your help anyway! <strong><u>Is this a new phenomenon?</u></strong>
Posted by Gabrielle76[/QUOTE]

Yes. And we have never seen a post like this either.

alynne1113 · January 2012

You win the award for most random post ever.

[Deleted User] · January 2012

I have no idea what this means.

ZombieNates · January 2012

Lurk. Then post.

cardmonsta · January 2012

I'm so thankful I'm not the only one who just did not get this.

I was wondering why so many women were posting about being stuck in trees.

Girlie1030 · January 2012

Dot, she also forgot "But it's my big tree and I can climb higher if I want to.".

number55 · January 2012

I feel like that was a really complicated metaphor. I won't lie, I stopped reading it when I read something about a tree.

Steph0871 · January 2012

You forgot... "random new knottie #79: "I'm going to point out something obvious so you guys like me! Trees? fvck trees."

Celles · January 2012

I tried to plant a tree in my backyard once. My dogs -- who were still basically big puppies at the time -- pulled it out of the ground and tore it into fetch sticks.

There shall be no tree climbing for me.

Gabrielle76 · January 2012

Sorry, I thought it was funny, I probably shouldn't have posted it.

Zombie, I kind of thought I had the general gist of this board (It would appear that I am wrong) how long would you recommend lurking for?

Celles · January 2012

Steph, Gabrielle = Knottie #79?

Steph0871 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:76bc5e2f-9a30-4795-85aa-1e54ebcd8df7">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]I tried to plant a tree in my backyard once. My dogs -- who were still basically big puppies at the time -- pulled it out of the ground and tore it into fetch sticks. :( There shall be no tree climbing for me.
Posted by Celles[/QUOTE]

<div>I can totally see my dogs doing the same thing. One time, after a storm, we had a few (huge) branches that were hanging half off our HUGE maple tree. The dogs got on the deck and stretched out really far to grab one. Jumped off the deck (still biting onto the branch) and pulled it off. </div><div>
</div><div>It was their chew toy/treat for the next month. </div>

DodgersBride · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:db86a9c4-9a41-47c6-9db4-16412967968c">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]You forgot... "random new knottie #79: "I'm going to point out something obvious so you guys like me! Trees? <strong>fvck trees</strong>."
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

That how the OP in the OP got stuck on the tree in the first place.

Celles · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:ae9a0351-f3eb-45b5-a97e-80369597f532">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: A Typical Request For Advice : That how the OP in the OP got stuck on the tree in the first place.
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]

At least it wasn't a rock shaped like a triceratops?

[Deleted User] · January 2012

WHisky climbed a tree and got stuck, four times (same tree). We cut it down.

alynne1113 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:76bc5e2f-9a30-4795-85aa-1e54ebcd8df7">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]I tried to plant a tree in my backyard once. My dogs -- who were still basically big puppies at the time -- pulled it out of the ground and tore it into fetch sticks. :( There shall be no tree climbing for me.
Posted by Celles[/QUOTE]

I find this really cute.

I have lots of trees, and I throw a big stick for my two medium sized dogs, one brings it back, the other goes to the small bushes and chews off a stick to bring back to me because he gets jealous. Its cute.

Steph0871 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:11e8e6dc-ca29-4f98-af27-7bf043579e0c">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: A Typical Request For Advice : At least it wasn't a rock shaped like a triceratops?
Posted by Celles[/QUOTE]

<div>LOL</div>

Gabrielle76 · January 2012

I apologize for posting something dumb, it sounds like I need to lurk a lot more before posting any more, I'll spend some more time watching and learning before I open my mouth here again.

DodgersBride · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:563d397a-9c00-435d-af9b-c98c89adb83a">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: A Typical Request For Advice : OMG, <strong>she was special.
</strong>Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

That she was.

ZombieNates · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:a70d8b33-f1ca-4398-95bc-f7180dfb718b">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: A Typical Request For Advice : That's probably true. If "lurk first" = "read through a few threads to get a feel for the community vibe," then I'm on board with it. I just think, in general, telling new posters that they need to lurk for days or weeks or even months and actively strive try to emulate the regs (1) is pretentious in a "You should try to be more like us!" kind of a way, and (2) will eventually lead to stagnation in the community. I'm probably overanalyzing this.
Posted by Celles[/QUOTE]
Ha, you are.

Yeah, I think it's important to get the vibe of a place. Then you'd likely know that, for instance, snark isn't received well. I think it helps people understand the vibe and post naturally, rather than look for some kind of combination of comments to make in order to fit in, kwim?

ETA: And, no, telling someone to lurk for weeks or months wouldn't be helpful. That's just dumb.

MandK9 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:2214031b-6c8a-48da-8e0d-ac571be604c6">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]Thanks for the good advice guys. I'll admit that 'taking things to hard' is kind of an unwanted specialty.
Posted by Gabrielle76[/QUOTE]

Haha no, what I mean is I think you're reading more... hmm, vitriol? into these responses than really exists there. Just keep on posting and people won't remember this in a few days. This isn't even "bad," per se.

ETA: Also, I like you. Stick around.

Blueyed228 · January 2012

OP has been posting here for at least a week. I have seen her.

Steph0871 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:7652603f-db9f-4c07-a472-e20a97f8ec27">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]OP has been posting here for at least a week. I have seen her.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

<div>Guess that's not long enough. </div><div>
</div><div>Oh, wait. I'm confused. What's the appropriate amount of tiem we're supposed to tell people to lurk?</div>

Blueyed228 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:acd16c4d-d797-47fe-b32d-1136078fa32a">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: A Typical Request For Advice : Guess that's not long enough. Oh, wait. I'm confused. What's the appropriate amount of tiem we're supposed to tell people to lurk?
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

I would say her 400 posts gives her the right to post wherever she wants.

Megbo2012 · January 2012

Eh, I chuckled a teeny bit.

I think it's easy to lurk for too long, because then you "know" the dynamics and are even more conscious of posting. Sometimes it's good, but in the beginning I found myself typing something out, and then deciding to delete it. I got over that though, I think.

Steph0871 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_typical-request-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:f1dbfe14-346d-4e2f-9aba-a11e2cab7b7ePost:81b835ba-b3b2-4f9d-9e7a-a543bd1989dc">Re: A Typical Request For Advice</a>:
[QUOTE]Eh, I chuckled a teeny bit. I think it's easy to lurk for too long, because then you "know" the dynamics and are even more conscious of posting. Sometimes it's good, but<strong> in the beginning I found myself typing something out, and then deciding to delete it. </strong> I got over that though, I think.
Posted by Megbo2012[/QUOTE]

<div>Yeah, I never did that. Thus the "everyone has embarassing moments." ;)</div>

Celles · January 2012

I used to be scared to post. I laugh at myself now.

Steph0871 · January 2012

Truefacts. Know who used to intimidate me like woah? Sesh.

I think that's hilarious now.

MandK9 · January 2012

Haha. Sesh. She's so scary.

I was scared of you, Steph, but you've heard that one before. Lol.

Celles · January 2012

Ha.

I was terrified of J.

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