So How Does Your Man Like.....

JadziaDax · September 2010

Actually, I'd probably be disappointed if the ceiling didn't fall. I'd feel like a failure and i'd have to kick it up a notch next time.

katiewhompus · September 2010

The swings interest me, but I think I would end up laughing hysterically the whole time and being unable to do anything. I also have a history of falling off of hanging objects and passing out.

kd.joseph · September 2010

Dear Penthouse Forum,

jasmineh7777 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Dear Penthouse Forum,
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

HA!

kd.joseph · September 2010

Actually I thought he would get me in it and start spinning me until my head hit the armoire. Thank god we live 3 hours away and we never have company.

13MCL · September 2010

I think I like the idea of the swing because I feel like it would allow me to keep my hands free in certain positions. Oh, the possibilities!

NatesGirl16 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Actually, I'd probably be disappointed if the ceiling didn't fall. I'd feel like a failure and i'd have to kick it up a notch next time.
Posted by JadziaDax[/QUOTE]
DED.

13--from Jasper, in the southwestern part of the state.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Porn baby :) I loved the one Scrubs episode where JD and Kim had sex when she was pregnant and she goes "Wow, the baby liked it too, he's really moving around!" One of my friend's husbands refused to have sex with her during the pregnancy because he thought he would hit the baby's head. Baby making definitely leads to very vanilla sex though. You can always spice it up during the 2 week wait though ;)
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

And by this Tim will automatically assume you mean BJ week, so yeah.

Also, I was going to message you the other day, but I've been going nonstop and it slipped my mind. Anyway, I started the Clomid last week and had the pelvic ultrasound on Thursday. The 25mg dose didn't work (huge disappointment) so they had me start a 50mg dose immediately and I have to go back for another ultrsound this coming Thursday. I hate being broken :(

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]It spins too? You must report back KD, because I may just have to invest in one.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Report back? How about pics or it didn;t happen? No?

NatesGirl16 · September 2010

So I showed FI a swing online and he's like, "I'm pretty sure I can build that." My response? "Will you just go to Home Depot and ask for sex swing materials?" He very well might, too.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]The swings interest me, but I think I would end up laughing hysterically the whole time and being unable to do anything. I also have a history of falling off of hanging objects and passing out.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

Weeeeee!

ricksang · September 2010

I had to google sex swing last night.

jasmineh7777 · September 2010

Jen, are you really broken? I'm broken too. We could start a broken ovaries club. We could meet monthly for mimosas.

JadziaDax · September 2010

NatesGirl, if your FI succeeds, you can add a DIY sex swing section to your bio.

SarahPLiz · September 2010

FI prefers me to not look like a man. He's never seen my hair any longer than chinlength, so he wouldn't know what he's missing.

ETA: I know you are on a different topic now.. I forgot to hit post before we watched the 2nd half of the gam.e

kd.joseph · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : Report back? How about pics or it didn;t happen? No?
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Only if he gets my good side.....ha!

jasmineh7777 · September 2010

You can have my uterus! I don't want it. It makes me act crazy. (Yes...blame the uterus.)

NatesGirl16 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I am dying here. It's a good thing I'm home alone DH would think I'm nuts. Nate how in the heck does he think he will make that thing? Do they make plans....lol. I can see a lot of bungies,and ratchet straps. And 13, the lady at the store made sure to remind us that it takes a lot of weight off to, so you're more flexible.
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
He's convinced he has super-building powers.

Actually, he really is good with putting things together, figuring things out, engineering things. He's very mechanical and wants to go into engineering, so I guess this isn't that far of a stretch.

Although, I can't lie, I'd be pretty scared to try out a homemade sex swing.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Aw Jen *hugs* Does the clomid work that fast? Have you been to the T-ttc boards on TB yet? I've been lurking there and they seem pretty level headed and have a ton of information. Period week = bj/hand job week Baby making week = between period week and time of ovulation 2 week wait = time period between ovulation and period week. Yes, I've become that crazy lol. I took this month of charting though and it gave me a really nice emotional break. /baby talk
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

TB freaks me out. I'm just following my doctor's instructions to the letter. I figure he knows best.

I like your weekly breakdown!

Tim = any week that's not TTC = BJ week

kd.joseph · September 2010

I'm sorry you ladies are having so many problems. Why does it seem to be the people who would be the best parents that get screwed?

Anyone of you can have mine, I have no use for it.

Nebb · September 2010

My husband likes my hair when I straighten it because of how soft it is, he likes it long but thinks I personally look better when its short. In other words, hes open to my hair in various ways.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]You can have my uterus! I don't want it. It makes me act crazy. (Yes...blame the uterus.)
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

I wonder if they could actually do a uterus transplant? That would be weird

Nebb · September 2010

Oh god are you guys talking about sex swings AGAIN?!

kd.joseph · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Oh god are you guys talking about sex swings AGAIN?!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Hehe...sorry Nebb my fault.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]Oh god are you guys talking about sex swings AGAIN?!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

It's ok ... come to the dark side

Nebb · September 2010

I feel about sex swings the way I do about dildos. If you cant get it done the old fashioned way with your own two hands, youre doing it wrong. I dont need any of that fancy sex toy mumbo jumbo.

katiewhompus · September 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: So How Does Your Man Like..... : TB freaks me out. I'm just following my doctor's instructions to the letter. I figure he knows best. I like your weekly breakdown! Tim = any week that's not TTC = BJ week
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

Oh men, they love their blow jobs don't they?

I told H the cost of fertility testing/treatments the other day and he almost fainted. He's 100% sure that we'll be fine though, so I'm trying to tap into some of that faith. I am happier than I was before though regarding our chances. My basal temps are up in the normal range since I lost weight and started eating better, and this is month 2 for him of very limited caffeine. Hopefully that will start moving things along.

katiewhompus · September 2010

And also, mimosa's are delicious.

JenGin74 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I feel about sex swings the way I do about dildos. If you cant get it done the old fashioned way with your own two hands, youre doing it wrong. I dont need any of that fancy sex toy mumbo jumbo.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Aww come on. You sound like a crotchety old lady. what's wrong with a little dildo every now and then?

jasmineh7777 · September 2010

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[QUOTE]I feel about sex swings the way I do about dildos. If you cant get it done the old fashioned way with your own two hands, youre doing it wrong. I dont need any of that fancy sex toy mumbo jumbo.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Aren't dildos more for women to use with other women? Or am I way off base?

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