Here is the first one. I'm a member of livejournal.com, and there are LOTS of extra-lame communities on there to watch. The link below comes from "steam fashion"--if you don't know what steampunk is, better google it--and this guy joined and is just the epitome of fabulous awfulness. The comments are always a good time. Enjoy, but be warned--these communities will ban you in a heartbeat if you snark over there, so bring it back here.
Enjoy (you may need to scroll up to start at the top):
http://community.livejournal.com/steamfashion/2457280.html#cutid1