Or unpopular opinions. Or "Dear...." letters. Whatever. I'm in a semi-foul mood today, so let's get this sh*t started.
UO: I do not get the public's fascination with Glee. At all. Jane Lynch aside (who is epically fantastic in everything she does), I don't like the show and cannot get into it. Same goes for True Blood.
Dear Dad - I don't care how pissy you get, you knew that you were supposed to come over to our place on Saturday. So since you made an appointment with a client instead, we're going to go to MOA without you and you can meet us there when you're done. Deal with it.
Dear Nose - stop running or Imma pull a MJ and cut you right the f*ck off.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
