I'll share a fun gem of a story that some non-engaged may relate to! (Or you engaged ladies may remember encountering).
I called my sister to catch up last night. After an hour long conversation, we say our goodbyes. In the last moment she comments that when she saw it was me calling, she thought I might be calling to tell her I'm engaged, since it's before the holidays and all.
No no no I said. BF is still unemployed and as secretive as ever. It could be tomorrow, could be next year. No idea...
We had a good laugh about it at least!