Poll?

brandichamberlain · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?

MRSBJS · June 2012

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[QUOTE]If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? blowjobs

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? see above ;)

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? creamy

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? write a book

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? it would just be cameras following me around, like mob wives lol

Is the glass half full or half empty? half full

What's in it? wine, of course.

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?

Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOTE]

anna.oskar · June 2012

This poll sucks.

it's too broad and it's Friday and I don't have the attention span to play, and I'm cranky So...

Favorite cake: classic white cake with vanilla bean icing

Favorite pizza: deep dish with mushrooms and pineapple

Favorite book: anything by Enid Blyton

Is the glass half full or half empty? Neither. There's too much glass for the liquid

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Fly. Right this minute

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Tits MaGee

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I don't need a talent. I'm the shiiiit.

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Jupiter

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Back hand spring

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? KUWTK, because Khloe and I would totes be BFF and run that shiiit.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it? Beer

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? Wanna go back to my place to have some pizza and fcuk?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

Fun fact: The word "creamy" skeeves me out.

MRSBJS · June 2012

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[QUOTE]If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Tits MaGee If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I don't need a talent. I'm the shiiiit. Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Jupiter If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Back hand spring If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? KUWTK, because Khloe and I would totes be BFF and run that shiiit. Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it? Beer Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? <strong> Wanna go back to my place to have some pizza and fcuk?
</strong>Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

What? You don't like pizza? lol

MRSBJS · June 2012

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[QUOTE]BJs, I read your answer to number one (CB handle) as your answer to number two (talent). I was like "wow. That's a talent!"
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

Oh you read it correctly lol

Girlie1030 · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?
No clue.

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?
Cracking my knuckles.

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy.

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?
Perform on Glee.

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?
Dancing With the Stars (does that count as reality?).

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?
Today, half empty. Tonight half full of wine.

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?
"I'd like to be that cigarette you're sucking on."

cheeseandrice · June 2012

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[QUOTE]BJs, I read your answer to number one (CB handle) as your answer to number two (talent). I was like "wow. That's a talent!"
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

... that's how she told you to read it ;)

brandichamberlain · June 2012

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[QUOTE]<strong>This poll sucks. it's too broad</strong> and it's Friday and I don't have the attention span to play, and I'm cranky So... Favorite cake: classic white cake with vanilla bean icing Favorite pizza: deep dish with mushrooms and pineapple Favorite book: anything by Enid Blyton Is the glass half full or half empty? Neither. There's too much glass for the liquid If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Fly. Right this minute
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

I figured all of the general questions have been answered about 13908 times so I googled some.

anna.oskar · June 2012

Brandi! You have to answer your own poll silly!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

One time I googled google.

anna.oskar · June 2012

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[QUOTE]One time I googled google.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>You just blew my mind.</div><div>
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AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

42.

Would you rather -

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit?

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year?

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?

Stop time or fly?

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?

Know it all or have it all?

NicoleSahara · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Skinny B!tch

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I wouldn't pick a pageant with a talent because I got nothin.

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? I like both.

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Start my own gym.

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? America's Next Top Model, because I used to be obsessed with that show (even auditioned once) and think it would be a fun way to try out modeling, plus just a cool experience in general.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it? Full. Red beer please.

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? Haven't heard any good ones in awhile. Maybe I need to step my game up, or quit giving the death stare.

brandichamberlain · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Probably my name because I lack creativity. See UN.

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I don't even know the limitations but in HS I was pretty in a badass stunting group (Cheerleading).

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Crunchy. The more nuts the better.

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Start a business.

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? I would love to be on the Apprentice. It would be a great learning experience.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it? Half full. Hi-C Orange. I have no idea why I have an obsession with it.

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? Did it hurt? Your fall from Heaven?

MRSBJS · June 2012

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? snot

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? naked

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes? 11 toes

Eat a handful of hair or like three public telephones? telephones

Stop time or fly? stop time

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? no.

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? deep sea diver

Know it all or have it all? have it all

ErinG93 · June 2012

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[QUOTE]This poll sucks. it's too broad and it's Friday and I don't have the attention span to play, and I'm cranky So... Favorite cake: classic white cake with vanilla bean icing Favorite pizza: deep dish with mushrooms and pineapple Favorite book: <strong>anything by Enid Blyton</strong> Is the glass half full or half empty? Neither. There's too much glass for the liquid If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Fly. Right this minute
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

<div>Besides my dad, I have NEVER 'met' anyone who has read Enid Blyton. My dad lived in Vienna as a child and on the boat ride home all of his Enid Blyton books were nearly destroyed from water damage. He saved what he could and years later he gave them all to me. They are my favorite.</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>**Pointless story. Sorry!</div>

brandichamberlain · June 2012

Would you rather -

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? Climb the mountain of Shiiit.

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? Fall asleep for a year.

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes? 11 toes.

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? Whose hair? If it is mine, I'll take that one.

Stop time or fly? Fly.

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? Taller

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Astronaut

Know it all or have it all? Have it all... I would have someone to know it all for me.

Fvck you and your awesome poll questions, btw.

kd.joseph · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Wildchild

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I have no talent, other than MrsBj's answer, we can have a blow-off!

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Creamy, crunchy hurts my gums.

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Wedding or Travel planning

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? Well it would be boring.

Is the glass half full or half empty? Half- Full What's in it? Mojitos

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lame, and unoriginal

Favorite Cake- RED VELVET from Publix!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

I'd love to be on the Apprentice, too. I'd make fun of Donald Trump to his face all day long. It would be awesome.

MRSBJS · June 2012

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[QUOTE]If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Wildchild If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I have no talent, other than MrsBj's answer, we can have a blow-off! Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Creamy, crunchy hurts my gums. If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Wedding or Travel planning If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? Well it would be boring. Is the glass half full or half empty? Half- Full What's in it? Mojitos Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Lame, and unoriginal Favorite Cake- RED VELVET from Publix!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

I think if we showed the right people our talent, we could be co-pageant-winners.

NicoleSahara · June 2012

Would you rather -

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? Really AATB? I gag. How old of shiiit are we talking here? Also like cow shiiit? I'd climb a mountain of really old cow shiiit over swim in a river of snot. People or catshit, no way.

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? Nakedness for just one day.

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes? 11 toes

Eat a handful of hair or like three public telephones? Lol I guess the hair

Stop time or fly? Fly. I don't wanna mess with the whole stopping time thing.

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? Yikes, I think taller.

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Astronaut. Water kinda freaks me out.

Know it all or have it all? Well since I already know it all...I kid. I think I'd pick know it all.

kd.joseph · June 2012

I cant answer the other poll on the grounds I would puke on my desk!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

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[QUOTE]Would you rather - Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? Really AATB? I gag. How old of shiiit are we talking here? Also like cow shiiit? I'd climb a mountain of really old cow shiiit over swim in a river of snot. People or catshit, no way.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

I am imagining you clutching your pearls while reading this and I'm laughing my ass off

kd.joseph · June 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll? : I think if we showed the right people our talent, we could be co-<strong>PORN-</strong>winners.
Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]

FTFY! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

brandichamberlain · June 2012

AATB- Re: Red Velvet. We added a layer of that to our cake for a bigger size, and because everyone apparently loves it. Thanks for the insight.

dmiller9274 · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? BossHog

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I'd just stand there because that's pretty much all I need to do.

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? creamy

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? gamble

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? big brother

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it? full of water

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? yer prettier 'en mutha fuckin shiiiit

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? die

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? sleep

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes? which finger would I lose? eh probably 11 toes

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? die

Stop time or fly? fly

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? 3 ft taller

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? astronaut

Know it all or have it all? well if I knew it all, I'd be mery and that'd fucking suck so I guess I'd rather have it all.

MRSBJS · June 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll? : FTFY!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

That is an excellent point!

brandichamberlain · June 2012

Would you rather drown or burn to death?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

Insight? I don't have my insight. But you're welcome.

I never even had red velvet til our wedding day. I just figured it would be fun to have red cakes.

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