S/O Hangovers... Your worst?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

J&K's unfortunate situation has inspired me to begin a discussion - tell us here about your worst night of drinking/debauchery and/or the worst hangover that followed.

We've discussed these things before, but I always enjoy reading drunkass stories. And I love telling them.

J&K10910 · December 2010

Ha, I talked about mine in my poll/hangover cure thread. But I was seriously hungover for a solid two days after that. I couldn't even keep water down that whole day--I probably should have seen a doctor.

After my 21st birthday was pretty bad too. I kept bumping my head on my bedside table because I insisted on laying my head on it so I was close to the garbage can. I woke up with a goose egg on my forehead on top of nasty hangover.

vegasgroom · December 2010

I don't have any good hangover stories other than the typical still throwing up the next day, can't move type stuff, but I have two entertaining ones about my college roommate.

1) He got pretty drunk one night and the rest of us were downstairs playing video games and we hear a thud. Go upstairs and he had rolled off his bed and into his closet. We put him back on the bed and went back downstairs. Same thing, only this time he had left a trail of puke down the side of the bed into the closet LOL. Well, a bunch of college guys are not going to clean that up, so we flipped his mattress over and put him back on it, and this time we tucked his bedspread in on all sides trapping him in the bed lol.

2) Another long night for him, he goes to the store the next day and if your local supermarket has a deli, you know when you get close you can smell fried chicken cooking if they offer that. I guess the smell just hit him the wrong way so he's walking through the store the following day looking for aspirin and gets a whiff of fried chicken smell and pukes right in the middle of the aisle haha, cleanup on aisle 4. He was so embarassed he ran out, and his girlfriend was so embarassed she went and found a mop and cleaned it up herself (they eventually got married lol).

crose29 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I don't have any good hangover stories other than the typical still throwing up the next day, can't move type stuff, but I have two entertaining ones about my college roommate. 1) He got pretty drunk one night and the rest of us were downstairs playing video games and we hear a thud. Go upstairs and he had rolled off his bed and into his closet. We put him back on the bed and went back downstairs. Same thing, only this time he had left a trail of puke down the side of the bed into the closet LOL. Well, a bunch of college guys are not going to clean that up, so we flipped his mattress over and put him back on it, and this time we tucked his bedspread in on all sides trapping him in the bed lol. 2) Another long night for him, he goes to the store the next day and if your local supermarket has a deli, you know when you get close you can smell fried chicken cooking if they offer that. I guess the smell just hit him the wrong way so he's walking through the store the following day looking for aspirin and gets a whiff of fried chicken smell and pukes right in the middle of the aisle haha, cleanup on aisle 4. He was so embarassed he ran out, and his girlfriend was so embarassed she went and found a mop and cleaned it up herself (they eventually got married lol).
Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

Throwing up in public is one of my biggest fears. I cant go out in oublic if im hungover for that reason.

jasmineh7777 · December 2010

I once got on the bus for choir tour still drunk. The hangover began after a few hours of driving. All of my fellow drunk friends were upper classmen, and thus on the other bus. I was the lone sick underclassmen.

That party was amazing. A friend of ours got really trashed, and turned into the fvcking Hulk, and ripped a sink off the wall.

J&K10910 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I once got on the bus for choir tour still drunk. The hangover began after a few hours of driving. All of my fellow drunk friends were upper classmen, and thus on the other bus. I was the lone sick underclassmen. That party was amazing. <strong>A friend of ours got really trashed, and turned into the fvcking Hulk, and ripped a sink off the wall.</strong>
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

I have a friend who turns into the Hulk when he gets wasted too. At their college party house, the guy was responsible for breaking the oven door, breaking the back door (he practically ripped it off its hinges with his bare hands), breaking 3 windows, smashing a guitar, and breaking his wrist and hand badly enough to need screws put in from punching a door frame.

crose29 · December 2010

I went to a Halloween party about 5 years ago and it was one of those nights where you drink everything. The last thing I remember was taking a shot of citron I think? from 2 guys dressed as Terrance and Phillip.

I guess my friend found me laying in the back seat of the car with my head out the door and a pile of puke on the ground and my wig off with the wig cap half way pinned down my hair.

I woke up in my bed with the wig cap still attached to my matted hair and bobby pins everywhere. That was a horiible day.

betrothed123 · December 2010

2 summers ago H and I went to the drive-in with some friends. At that point H had never seen me drunk. We brought a bottle of premixed Long Island Iced Tea, a margarita mix, and a bottle of tequila. My friend and I split the bottle of tequila between us, and drank about half the bottle of Long Island. We had a grand old time watching Up.

The next morning I didn't want to get out of bed until like 11. That's pretty much the worst it gets for me. I don't typically drink enough for a hangover at all.

jasmineh7777 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst? : I have a friend who turns into the Hulk when he gets wasted too. At their college party house, the guy was responsible for breaking the oven door, breaking the back door (he practically ripped it off its hinges with his bare hands), breaking 3 windows, smashing a guitar, and breaking his wrist and hand badly enough to need screws put in from punching a door frame.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing he didn't get a lot of party invites after that, huh?

crose29 · December 2010

We also have a local bar that I am pretty sure does not clean their tap lines so we get super effed up on their beer but they have an awesome happy hour so we drink it anyways.

So one night I had a GF from work come out with us and we really didnt drink that much and when we got back to our house we continued to drink but not really that much. I woke up in the middle of the night in my bed with the lights on laying on my back not knowing how I got there.

She had to work the next morning and was still drunk so she continued to drink at work so she didnt get a hangover. She also didnt remember she was at my house until late afternoon. Also that morning, my FI asked me "so did I just go to bed after we got home from the bar?" And I told him no, we were all hanging out making dinner and watching TV.

I really dont know whats in that beer but it messes us up!

jasmineh7777 · December 2010

I think I've already told my "first drinking experience" story, but it's worth a repeat.

I drank for the first time when I was almost 17. I got shiit faced, and my best friend was driving us back to my house around 2 or 3. I was pretty late getting home already. A good guy friend of mine decided to play a little joke on me.

He put a live lobster in my car, which was at my parent's house. (I didn't drive.) I get home, and look in the car as instructed by guy friend. Lobster is PISSED OFF. Pinchers flailing, wanting to kill me. He had also been out of water for far too long. Drunk me starts crying, because lobster is going to die. Friend tries to shovel lobster out of the car.

Parents come out, and I have to pretend to be sober. I convince them I must return lobster to walmart to save its life. In the mean time, we put it in a bucket of water. We add salt to water, because lobsters come from the ocean. We didn't know that he was a freshwater lobster. He died. I cried my eyes out. The end.

crose29 · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hangovers-worst?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:97030f54-41f0-4a8d-96f2-ab29fe0888b0Post:f5ad1ea2-96b4-48ef-bb3c-5304e0e5306a">Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst?</a>:
[QUOTE]Sometimes I am the den mother for my friends. I declined an invite to go out last weekend. The next day my friend texted me. "I can't go out without supervision. The last thing I remember is sitting on the floor sharing a pie with the dogs. Apparently I danced on a table, fell in a parking lot, and signed up for a shift at the strip club." I <3 her.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

God, how do you not need a drink when dealing with that?

jasmineh7777 · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hangovers-worst?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:97030f54-41f0-4a8d-96f2-ab29fe0888b0Post:6e45a17d-ddc4-4f5f-92a8-4b9ebb984f16">Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst? : God, how do you not need a drink when dealing with that?
Posted by crose29[/QUOTE]

Well when I'm driving, I can make choices such as not going to the strip club. haha

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

I woke up one morning and could not find the pants I had worn the night before. NEVER found them, either. It was very unfortunate, too. They were really cute pants.

SereJane · December 2010

Labor day weekend, a BBQ with some of FI's friends. I don't even know how many beers I had that night and neither does/did FI because at one point everyone was playing Apples to Apples and I decided to 'sneak' FI's beer, taking sips of his, alternating with sips of mine. He noticed me doing it and grabbed them away from me, since he could tell I was getting really drunk.

Soon after, a card fell on the ground and both FI's best friend and I lean down to pick it up and completely smash our heads into each other but instead of feeling pain we just started laughing. Went back to playing and all I remember is falling straight onto the table. Everyone said they were afraid I got really hurt because my head smacked really loudly onto the table.

I woke up to someone saying "Do you need some agua?" Even with three years of spanish I was too drunk to understand and was all like "what is that? Is it poison?" I was so out of it. FI carried me out to his car and all I remember hearing is someone yelling "Don't try to do anal with her tonight!"

Kate C · December 2010

Unfortuately this was not too long ago, FI and friends took me out to this bar for my birthday. Keith was already sh!faced, my friend who is awesome and lovely, turnes in to this jerry springer weekend warior, starts fights where ever we go, so after pouring a beer over some poor girl we leave. We wake up at my apartment, about 30 people all sprauled out, My apartment was the closest and I dont know why everyone wound up at my place. everyone lives in the city anyway. I could not find my shirt, bra glasses.
Bra was up on the ceiling fan, shirt was around my neck and glasses were on my lamp shade.

#2. My friends took me out to celebrate finishing my PHd program. I was with a friend of a friend who was from russia, he bought be a mojito. as the night progressed i fated in and out.... bastard slipped me a roofee, I woke up in my friends guest room with a blooody lip...... all I could say was " CAROLINE... what happened." so from midnight to 10 the next morning i have no idea what happened other than i tripped over a flower pot and started appologizing to the flowers.

undyingmizery · December 2010

I hate losing cell phones or having to find your friend's phone that have gone MIA. It's almost like a hungover treasure hunt.

SEWF · December 2010

When I was in college, I went to a small frat party (it was in their chapter room in my dorm, and the frat consisted of about 10 guys at that point, so there may have been 30 people at the party). My ex (who is now my FI... funny how that turns out) was there, and I was just really sad. One of my friends, JM, was there, and he began mixing me drinks from his personal stash of alcohol. I don't even remember what it was.

Now, JM puts WAY more alcohol in his drinks than normal people do, and he kept my drink full all night (not in a 'I want to get you drunk and do things to you' way, but in a 'I know you're sad, so lets make you forget it' kind of way'). By about halfway through the party, I was passing out. Everyone decided it was time for me to get to bed, so JM and my now-FI help me up the stairs. About halfway up, I puke in the stairwell, and I'm this pukey crying mess. I tried to get them to let me clean up, but they knew that wouldn't work well since I wasn't even standing upright on my own. They finally get me cleaned up and in bed, with a bottle of water and a trashcan next to me. (I found out later that someone also cleaned up the vomit for me. We weren't supposed to be drinking in the dorms, so someone had to.)

Apparently, throughout the night, both JM and now-FI come in the check on me and clean me up, but I don't remember them doing that except once, but they came up probably six times.

When I woke up the next morning, I downed a bunch of water and threw up. That helped a bit, but I knew I had to get some greasy food in me so I could feel halfway normal again. So I put on some sunglasses, took some advil, and ventured out of my room. It was so sunny that day. I got my food, ate it, then went back to sleep. I still didn't feel right for a couple of days.

paprika28 · December 2010

Let me start this by mentioning that I used to be a wicked lightweight.

When I was 20, I got in to a bar down at the beach... All I really remember is starting off with a Long Island Iced Tea. I vaguely remember karaoke, about 15 more shots, and then stumbling out of the bar and sitting on the curb at the corner. Some lady pulled up in her van and asked if I needed a ride home, and the bouncer had to chase her away from me. Then, exbf let me stumble 12 blocks back to the hotel, (He was a block behind me, walking with his friend) and I passed out in the elevator. exbf claims he let me ride the elevator a few times, as I thought it was the tower of terror at MGM... and I was raising my arms up and going, 'wheeee!!' every time we moved.

That is the only time I've ever seen gold flakes in the toilet...

Oddly, you can't mix goldschlager with fruity drinks...

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

I spent a morning in the sun one night after drinking probably everything that's ever been created with alcohol. I met up with one of my fellow TV interns and he asked me for help on a shoot the next morning.

I carried the camera bag around for three hours while still drunk and becoming hungover, and on our way back to the studio I opened the door of the car and threw up at two different stop lights.

crose29 · December 2010

FI and I went to Mexico during the whole swine flu thing. It was pretty awesome because the resort we stayed at was dead so we pretty much had the place to ourselves and our friends. But flying back, they had these body temp scans at the airport that you had to pass to make sure you didnt have the flu. I was so hungover and got super bad anxiety thinking I would not pass due to my hangover. I almost threw up waiting in the line.

TMI - our connecting flight was in Atlanta and FI sharted in the airport!

Anysunrise · December 2010

I've never blacked out, thrown up, or been hungover. I think I'm doing it wrong.

crose29 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I've never blacked out, thrown up, or been hungover. I think I'm doing it wrong.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Or you are the luckiest person in the world

J&K10910 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I've never blacked out, thrown up, or been hungover. I think I'm doing it wrong.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

I BEG to differ. You, my dear, are doing it right.

I went so long without ever throwing up from drinking. I'd gotten black out drunk without puking before. Then one night, I finally threw up from drinking, and then threw up pretty much every time I got drunk after that. It was weird.

Anysunrise · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst? : Or you are the luckiest person in the world
Posted by crose29[/QUOTE]

<div>Nah, I'm just spry and youthful =P I also never drink a ton because I get drunk fairly easy, and I always wait until I'm completely sober before going to sleep, so I think that has something to do with it.</div>

betrothed123 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst? : Nah, I'm just spry and youthful =P I also never drink a ton because I get drunk fairly easy, and<strong> I always wait until I'm completely sober before going to sleep, so I think that has something to do with it.</strong>
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
This is how I avoid hangovers.

J&K10910 · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hangovers-worst?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:97030f54-41f0-4a8d-96f2-ab29fe0888b0Post:91a1ff4e-e40c-4646-9b4e-44a4d221b01d">Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst? : Nah, I'm just spry and youthful =P I also never drink a ton because I get drunk fairly easy, and <strong>I always wait until I'm completely sober before going to sleep,</strong> so I think that has something to do with it.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

I begged FI to help keep me awake until I could sober up a little last night. I think he was so tired of dealing with me that he did not like that plan one bit.

katiewhompus · December 2010

I've never blacked out and have figured out that I only throw up if I drink Vodka. Once I cut out Vodka I was good

I totally agree with going to bed sober. Also make sure to drink water.

crose29 · December 2010

Fortunately I have found that if I just stick to wine I will not get a hangover. I have stopped taking shots when I go out and rarely drink booze drinks.

SEWF · December 2010

There was one Halloween party in college at a friends townhouse on campus. I drank a lot early and passed out at the dining room table. My friends would wake me up every so often to make sure I was ok, and then I'd fall back to sleep. I woke up at about 2:30am, still a little buzzed, but functional. At that point, everyone else was drunk, so I helped my friends to bed, and helped one of them make a pallet of blankets on the bathroom floor, because I could tell she'd be there most of the night. Then a guy friend and I walked back to our dorms at about 3am. That honestly was one of my better nights out.

MeaghanandMichael · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: S/O Hangovers... Your worst? : And I'm still giggling over it. H may not have found it amusing, but I certainly did :)
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

awww poor sleepy H! Please tell him I am SO sorry :) Blame it on the wine... red wine that is!

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