Just because...

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

FB status fails. This one, in particular today, disturbs me.

(fb friend) is achey, sore, stiff, and satisfied. I love you.

SarahPLiz · October 2010

ewww. I hope you commented "TMI"

ETA: or my other favorite "you know other people can read this, right? text messages are great for such personal communications"

pirategal03 · October 2010

eew

J&K10910 · October 2010

Am I the only one whose first thought was "How can you be stiff AND satisfied?" Yes? Ok.

(Only works if said FB friend is a guy, clearly).

JennaV26 · October 2010

hahaha your friends are out of their minds AATB!

LesPaul · October 2010

eeew. What compelled her to share that with the entire world?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:024c15c4-463b-4306-9e62-79d8608bbb5a">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]Am I the only one who's first thought was "How can you be stiff AND satisfied?" Yes? Ok. (Only works if said FB friend is a guy, clearly).
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

What an excellent point. Now this, THIS is something I should post as a comment.

marriedfilingjointly · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:024c15c4-463b-4306-9e62-79d8608bbb5a">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]Am I the only one who's first thought was "How can you be stiff AND satisfied?" Yes? Ok. (Only works if said FB friend is a guy, clearly).
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

heh!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

Les - She's weird. Plainly put. Earlier this year she was FBing about how she and her H were moving to Ohio and they loved each other so much and blah blah blah. Now they're divorced. And apparently, she's found someone better.

Shaye526 · October 2010

It's funny you brought this up, AATB.

Earlier this morning I was just thinking about how many more people I want to slap on a daily basis because of facebook. Did you ever just read someone's status and want to punch them? I feel like it happens to me everyday. And I would have never felt this way about 90% of thospe people, because if it hadn't been for facebook, I'd barely hear from them.

[Deleted User] · October 2010

At least she's only a friend. A couple months ago my dad's girlfriend posted about how plans for the kids' sleepovers fell through and now they were home, so she and my dad couldn't watch the porno they had planned. Then my dad responded with something like, "no worries, we'll make our own."

Gross, Dad. Just gross. I think my response was "Um, ew. Thanks for the nightmares."

pirategal03 · October 2010

How much better can he be if he's leaving her that achey and sore?

Meg1979 · October 2010

Yeah, it sounds like they are doing it wrong.

DodgersBride · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:f88f515e-8384-42a5-b496-a8d0d7e50795">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]At least she's only a friend. A couple months ago my dad's girlfriend posted about how plans for the kids' sleepovers fell through and now they were home, so she and my dad couldn't watch the porno they had planned. Then my dad responded with something like, "no worries, we'll make our own." Gross, Dad. Just gross. I think my response was "Um, ew. Thanks for the nightmares."
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Wow I thought my family was very open about sex. FI is still trying to get used to it. Luckily my mom is very computer savvy.

SEWF · October 2010

Eew... to both. Just... eew.

[Deleted User] · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:bd3ed594-d947-4f06-85b2-443c002f248a">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : Holy mother this made me laugh....complete with hand over mouth so as not to disturb my CW's....
Posted by jcbsjr[/QUOTE]

The sad thing is, this is a pretty regular occurence. They are the king and queen of TMI. And when they post, they are usually sitting next to each other at home. I love them both to death, but they are a bit out there.

Steph0871 · October 2010

Ewwww.

Random fact- I just posted a WR facebook status, and I already want to take it down.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

Seshat that is just... that is just wrong.

Steph what is your WR status!? YOU FB AW!!!

Steph0871 · October 2010

AATB- maybe you should be my friend, then you could see it. SO THERE.

staceytaylor0704 · October 2010

You have some super interesting friends, aatb.

Sesh, Ewww.

Steph0871 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:8ef5ec7e-6ca1-49bb-933b-6a1a27da1e1d">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh yeah Steph? Well... maybe you have a PM.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>boo. There are too many of you. PM'd you back.</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:cd7e265d-b4e6-4a02-8f2e-29994b7210d4">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : boo. There are too many of you. PM'd you back.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

I know, there are tons of me. Those hoar wannabes.

YGFBadd?

[Deleted User] · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:8ef5ec7e-6ca1-49bb-933b-6a1a27da1e1d">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh yeah Steph? Well... maybe you have a PM.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

But...what about ME!

Steph, a few WR posts aren't bad. It's the constant countdown-ers and daily posts about how awesome the wedding will be that are annoying. Your post was cute, I liked it. Literally, I "liked" it.

Steph0871 · October 2010

bitches. You can't call me a FB AW when you have pretty much the same status.

Anysunrise · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:ba31b4b0-e25b-4151-93d9-adfb841de8d7">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : But...what about ME! Steph, a few WR posts aren't bad. It's the constant countdown-ers and daily posts about how awesome the wedding will be that are annoying. Your post was cute, I liked it. <strong>Literally, I "liked" it.</strong>
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

I did too! I like having Knot friends on FB.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:ba31b4b0-e25b-4151-93d9-adfb841de8d7">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : But...what about ME! Steph, a few WR posts aren't bad. It's the constant countdown-ers and daily posts about how awesome the wedding will be that are annoying. Your post was cute, I liked it. Literally, I "liked" it.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

Okay okay. YGPM too Sesh :)

Steph0871 · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:308420d9-bc04-42cf-b900-51e18a215dc1">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : I did too! I like having Knot friends on FB.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

<div>You guys both made me giggle. FI goes "who are those people and why are they all up my wedding business?" Then I had to admit you were my internet stranger friends. </div>

Anysunrise · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:febe764e-9452-4f65-8a70-575e120b7973">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : This just earned you like 5 billion nerd points, fyi. WoW and it's with girls you met on an internet wedding forum. hahaha
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure my nerd points are beyond counting anyways. I'm marrying my raid leader, after all =P

[Deleted User] · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:74b1ccd5-e7e9-450a-a53e-cd5ba0c9d654">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Just because... : Okay okay. YGPM too Sesh :)
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I tried to add you but instead it sent a friend request. Either I'm stupid, or FB is. I'm gonna go with FB.

And any, you got a request too.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

Schweet.

SarahPLiz · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_just-because-1?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:11812a2b-d464-44b0-8a5e-1c2dc05c0a7aPost:e8bcc946-2564-44ce-aeca-f70e4bcb86b0">Re: Just because...</a>:
[QUOTE]Schweet.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>And then I added you too... like a creepy thread stalker ;)</div>

Just because...

(fb friend) is achey, sore, stiff, and satisfied. I love you.

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