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Open Letters

Mrs.ThistletwatMrs.Thistletwat
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Dear Btchface Assistant,

I know that you only have 1 thing to do for your department, but I don't actually have a department. I work for everyone in Programs. I cannot drop everything, change everything and be at your beck and call for meetings when you want me to be. Back the fvkc off.

TT

Dear Btchface Assistant's Superior (but not boss),

I'm glad being a spazz works for you. It doesn't work for me or BossLady. When you're spazzy and you're mentioning a corporate partner meeting but don't say that it's a CALL, BossLady and I are going to assume that it's an in-person meeting. Don't come back at me like I did something wrong when the CEO get's mad that it's not an in-person meeting. Try calming the fvkc down and saying what the meeting is specifically.

Best,
TT
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  • *Candi**Candi* member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear Sales Admin,

    You talk too much. Way too much. When I walk away it means I don't care. I am getting tired of your emails and IMs because they are always asinine questions. And FFS, if you talk to me one more time about Avon I might lose my mind. DO NOT WANT.

    Candi
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  • MinMMinM
    10000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear crazy potential client,

    Please tell me the reason why you are sending each of your HUNDREDS of emails. Also, I deal with enough crazy, so I really don't need to deal with you, too. Please to be taking more meds.

    MinM
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  • ilovewhoseweddingisitanywayilovewhoseweddingisitanyway
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Dear snot rockets,

    Please please please just get the eff out of my head already. I've blown my nose a billionty times, used my neti pot, hacked and coughed for days. GET OUT!


    Dear potential job interview,

    Please come through for me. I really want you. Badly.


    Sincerely,

    ilove
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  • *Barbie**Barbie* member
    Knottie Warrior 5000 Comments 500 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    Dear guy sitting in the cube across the hall from me, 

    I'm sure that your hepatitis is an awful thing to deal with, but I don't think that the rest of the world really needs/wants to hear about your treatment plan. I sure didn't want to hear about it - that's way too much medical info for my brain to process at 10am. You might want to consider going into an empty office and closing the door next time you want to chat about your condition. 

    Fetal-position *Barbie*




    Dear guy sitting at the table next to me at lunch, 

    Generally people who do well in a sales position do not over share information - you, however, do not seem to posses this talent. To give you a few tips, when having a business lunch, the following topics should generally be avoided: 
    1) your wife's use of birth control (or rather, lack there-of)
    2) your strong dislike for using "rubbers" (I don't think I've ever heard anyone my age refer to condoms as rubbers)
    3) your wife's PCOS and infertility issues
    4) your wife's  POAS habit (he must be spending $100s a month...)
    5) your nephew's bowel movement / potty training (especially when the story includes an imitation of the kid sitting on the toilet, grunting, saying "get our of me poopie!")
    6) your salary and benefits (I may not have a company car, but I make more - HA!)

    When I first sat down, I heard you talking about a product that I am actually looking to purchase for my employer, but after hearing the rest of your conversation, I decided not to ask you for your card. I'll take my chances elsewhere. 

    *Briefcase Barbie*

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