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Farm and Fleet Crazies

DH works outside and needs some really durable pants that he can only find at Farm and Fleet.  It is a store that sells everything, but mostly tools. 

We walk in and head towards the men's section and a man stops me and says, "My dear, yur da prettiest gal in the whole damnn store."  I was like, 'Thanks?'

He looks at DH and says, "Ya betta take hur home and give hur a bubble bath and wipe all dem bubbles off her"

We just walked away.  I couldn't even make this up.
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    Haha. What can you even say to that? That's just so remarkably random
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    That's hilarious.  I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.
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    We were SO confused!  I couldn't laugh..I couldn't smile...I didn't know what to do.  We traveled a distance to get here and it just shows what happens when you leave the big city.
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    Can you order the pants online?
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    HAHA Next time, DH will go alone!
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    I've been to the F n F in Woodstock in the distant past.  Nice to know some things never change ;)
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    hahhaa. I love Fleet Farm (same thing but different name in Wisconsin I guess). I hear crap similar to this at my job all the time. ahhh rednecks.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_farm-fleet-crazies?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:e89fd5c6-c57e-4019-8167-84adcdfeeb24Post:3a8e08c4-608e-442d-8ea9-539182755bd2">Re: Farm and Fleet Crazies</a>:
    [QUOTE]hahhaa. <strong>I love Fleet Farm (same thing but different name in Wisconsin I guess).</strong> I hear crap similar to this at my job all the time. ahhh rednecks.
    Posted by meganyani[/QUOTE]

    It is the same thing....the two companies are owned by brothers who were competing against each other! 

    Where are you in Wisconsin?  We have a Fleet Farm in my town (Stevens Point, WI) and I've never seen crazies like that.....I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face and would have laughed my butt off at the guy!
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    I don't live in Wisconsin. My entire extended family lives there so I spent a lot of my childhood in the state. The one we would go  to was in Marshfield.

    I had no idea they were competing brothers. That is beyond hilarious.

    There are always crazies in farm stores.
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    It's Fleet Farm in Marshfield where I used to live and Farm and Fleet in La Crosse where I am from and live now. FI makes fun of me because I'll often say Fleet and Farm or Farm Fleet. Never the right way! LOL.
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    How confusing!

    And one set of my aunt/uncles live in La Crosse. Haven't been to that FF yet ;)
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