confessions

hmonkey · January 2012

it's been a while. and we can try again with the anonymous ones: (ladykuus@gmail.com, copyandpaste). try not to be horrible to each other, okay?

i have been snoring like crazy. i think it's related to weight (i'm at my heaviest EVER). dh slept on the couch last night, the snoring was so bad.

s/o weight, i bought some new pants. i knid of feel like i just threw my hat over the fence and that i am not going to lose the weight. i really, really want to -- because some of my favorite clothes do not fit anymore. i really want to wear the red and white striped dress again, even though it has a broken zipper. we'll be together again, regatta dress!

dh and i are 75% certain we are going to move to illinois this summer. we are pretty happy with this.

we are also 75% certain that baby mo will remain an only child. we are pretty conflicted about this. maybe i should tell him that we have to be courageouse.

**O-Face** · January 2012

Oh man, if you move closer, we can have a great get together. I will let you touch my hair. And Taw can come too...and ALI....oh boy oh boy.

Mine:

H and I had the baby discussion last week. I told him I'm ready...to think about it. Which means....we'll reconvene toward the end of the year.

I like lifting weights better than anything. If this makes me a mini-hulk, I don't care. I like it. I stare at myself in the mirror like hannibal lector (I made that up)

I like YA fiction. (not twilight)

My underwear has holes in it.

ReturnOfKuus · January 2012

Mr. Kuus and I haven't had sex in two months.

**O-Face** · January 2012

Is this related to all of your "avoid baby making" questions?

Cant_wait! · January 2012

After our bath bomb discussion last week I went on a handmade bath product frenzy. ...that's not the confession.
I just bought a crock pot to make soap in <- that's the confession.

I didn't want to make it in my good crockpot that I use for food, so I bought a used one on Craigslist. I feel like Emily Kate, minus the skirt cheese. But WHO KNOWS that could be my next hobby!

**O-Face** · January 2012

Is it a BIG crockpot or a small one? I have a small one...*thoughts brewing*

ReturnOfKuus · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_confessions-16?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:e4225de6-2c5a-43f2-83c4-5fa4e2f63751Post:0126ae0c-bb6f-41b9-b0ce-4f2d3a7cc413">Re: confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]Is this related to all of your "avoid baby making" questions?
Posted by **O-Face**[/QUOTE]

YES. It's making me a little crazy.

Another confession: my tentative plan in the event of an accidental pregnancy is to give it to Min. Really. Not just as a thing you say, or as a joke. Mr. Kuus is about 78% on board with that plan.

6fsn · January 2012

I think there is something creepy about SIL's new husband. He's just a little too nice, too huggy, too I don't know.

I can't believe I'm having more sex than kuus.

Cant_wait! · January 2012

Big one! I thought about just putting a crockpot liner in the one I already own, but I was scared to ruin it since it's a nice one.

A.NonnieMouse · January 2012

This board is not fun anymore. If we don't agree, we just fight here. No one respects anyone else's opinion unless you've been grandfathered in as High Exaulted Regulario Majoris.

A.NonnieMouse · January 2012

I took a PG test today and it was negative, THANK GOD!!!! If it were positive, I don't know what we would do about it. Or I should say, when I would have the time to do something about it if you catch my drift. Birth Control is not 100% effective, y'all.

dharmabunny · January 2012

Look at CW making her own meth kitchen

Here's mine. Post partum, I have to idea who the hell I am anymore. It's like, what is this carcass and brain I've been issued, and why am I stuck in it? Not great.

It's almost a damn year.

**O-Face** · January 2012

As far as not being fun, I just think people are complacent. We all know where each other stands, we don't get many lurkers who want to un-lurk and blahblahblah.

hmonkey · January 2012

[QUOTE]<strong>This board is not fun anymore. If we don't agree, we just fight here</strong>. No one respects anyone else's opinion unless you've been grandfathered in as High Exaulted Regulario Majoris.
Posted by A.NonnieMouse[/QUOTE]

what would make this fun? fighting is fun, yo.

zsazsa-stl · January 2012

I feel twinges a lot in my arm pits and it makes me think that my body is riddled with cancer.

Kuus, I hope the sting ray has been spending a lot of time out of its tank because 2 months is a long time.

**O-Face** · January 2012

Meh. You post something publicly on FB, people see it, see the error and laugh.

Whatever. It's not personal, just funny.

GBCK · January 2012

I've been having raging headaches again and I'm stupidly not calling a doctor because I don't want to go through the hoops of them not being helpful and I am in firm denial.

But I"m aware this is stupidhead of me.

It's also related to the fact that I want Buffy#2 but it's not practical to have Buffy #2 now, maybe not ever. But drugs = no trying for kids.

*Barbie* · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_confessions-16?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:e4225de6-2c5a-43f2-83c4-5fa4e2f63751Post:fe1293a0-d6b5-4494-9026-fd47843d4a4b">Re: confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]Meh. You post something publicly on FB, people see it, see the error and laugh. Whatever. It's not personal, just funny.
Posted by **O-Face**[/QUOTE]

actually it's funny that neither of them noticed the error.

ReturnOfKuus · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_confessions-16?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:e4225de6-2c5a-43f2-83c4-5fa4e2f63751Post:eafce5c4-a200-4331-88aa-45c4d6e16472">Re: confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]Kuus, I hope the sting ray has been spending a lot of time out of its tank because 2 months is a long time.
Posted by zsazsa-stl[/QUOTE]

Oh, we do other stuff, but I miss the peen in vag desperately.

Zilla, what's whose name? Who are we seeking out and making fun of?

Another confession: you know how some psychos track down people from the boards in real life and meddle in their lives? I know that's crazy, but I kind of get it. There are some Knotties and Nesties whose family members I would consder tracking down and slowly flaying if I were sure I wouldn't get caught.

HermosaHearts · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_confessions-16?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:e4225de6-2c5a-43f2-83c4-5fa4e2f63751Post:27f18717-20dc-4d65-8872-28f03d69f3e1">Re: confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]I am having more sex than Kuus and my H is across state lines.

Posted by MinM[/QUOTE]

Sex with guys that are not your husband, still counts. So ofcourse you have been having more sex than the women on this board that actually respect their husbands.

I bet you and Wifezzilla would be beat friends in real life.

hmonkey · January 2012

[QUOTE]Another confession: you know how some psychos track down people from the boards in real life and meddle in their lives? I know that's crazy, but I kind of get it. There are some Knotties and Nesties whose family members I would consder tracking down and slowly flaying if I were sure I wouldn't get caught.
Posted by ReturnOfKuus[/QUOTE]

YES. for me, it's mostly husbands. some of those dudes just need to be put on an ice floe and pushed out to sea. mothers, too.

oh, and it's carrann, kuus.

ReturnOfKuus · January 2012

Oh. I didn't know we still thought of carrann, ever. Was she ever all that interesting? I much preferred TexasFiona.

zsazsa-stl · January 2012

Oh, and as long as Nonnie is in use...I'm desperate for an update from whoever it was that was confessing to a borderline abusive husband because of an e-mail from an old boyfriend. I've thought about that a lot.

A.NonnieMouse · January 2012

I finally told DH that I was molested as a child. He didn't freak out, thank god. (Not that I think he would think I was "damaged" or whatever, I just didn't want him to pity me.)

MinM · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_confessions-16?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:e4225de6-2c5a-43f2-83c4-5fa4e2f63751Post:c4f7f47d-51fd-452c-8678-e52e538337e0">Re: confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: confessions : Sex with guys that are not your husband, still counts. So ofcourse you have been having more sex than the women on this board that actually respect their husbands. I bet you and Wifezzilla would be beat friends in real life.
Posted by HermosaHearts[/QUOTE]

We are friends in real life! BAZINGA!

zsazsa-stl · January 2012

Oh, and yes, get over Carrann already.

I can't spell, either. I AM STILL A HUMAN BEING!! ::sobs::

TheDuckis · January 2012

I have stopped having sex with H because we're at the point that doing it can stimulate labor, and I'm not ready yet. My to-do list is organized not by what I need/want done first, but by what I think my mom is most likely to bitch about when she gets here. I still think about TippyMouse from the last time we did this, and I worry about her.

Cant_wait! · January 2012

I think all the pop offs have been popped, that's why we're boring now. And we don't have nearly as many posters as we did in the golden days. I don't need to be anonymous to say we've gotten unfun.

GBCK · January 2012

Kuus, I could imagine the following and skin-suit-ing.

**O-Face** · January 2012

Man, I can make fun whomever I'd like, thank you. I don't do it that often, and in order to still be considered "nice" I point it out and back out quietly. Because I'm a coward like that.

notamrs · January 2012

My confession - I'm a few years out of my relationship and still have no desire to start dating. Partly for stupid reasons (I'm not feeling particularly attractive these days and want to lose a few pounds before I put myself out there. Yes, I know it's stupid and I'm not spending lots of time and energy beating myself up over my looks, it's just a weird thing with me right now), but partly because I never really liked dating when I was younger and am not all that excited about it now.

It's also laziness on my part. I was with my ex for 10 years, and I think I've mentioned on here that he was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. Our relationship was obviously dysfunctional, but he was never abusive, emotionally or physically. However, since he never wanted to go out and do anything, it eventually was easier just to stay at home than to go do things on my own and explain his absence. After 10 years it's hard to break the hermit habit, though I have been working on it.

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