I think last night's wedding nightmare has been the worst by far:
My bridesmaids show up, one of them is someone I dislike, and they are all wearing wedding dresses. The makeup artist shows up and I realize I forgot my checkbook, I had to drive all the way home to get my checkbook. By the time I get back the girls are almost done with their makeup and they look fabulous. I then realize I forgot the centerpieces...oh but wait, I never FINISHED the centerpieces!!! Oops, I forgot to order flowers too, and the pocket squares! I run out to find a florist and ask if I can make payments...I never received an answer.
By the time I finally get to sit down for my makeup the artist is rushing and my makeup came out awful. Guests started arriving and I'm still getting ready! Oh crap, I just remembered that I forgot to order food! Where is my photographer? I wanted to get some group shots done before too many people started arriving. My FI says he doesn't want to do any photos and my dad agrees with him that it's dumb. What?
The hall is started to fill with all kinds of people. Everyone on my facebook list, even some celebrities. Where did all these people come from? I can't even move through the crowd. I finally make it to the DJ stand and make an announcement that all groomsmen and bridesmaids head out to the front of the hall. Nobody listens to me so I don't get any photos.
I found a couch on the back deck where the ceremony was supposed to take place and just laid down and cried. Then I woke up.
My agenda this weekend? Finish those centerpieces and order pocket squares!!