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hey LADIES

hey snarkies

remember me? the 6'4 made of honour, my pokemon bring all the boys to the yard? guess whos back snitches!

anyway,  since you are the most brilliant minds on this whole website I wanted your opinions:

You must choose one:

colonoscopy or a arse wax
have each hair from your hoo haa plucked individually or grow a man part
become a dog for one day or become a mutant ninja turtle
hot dogs or hamburgers
va-jazzling or dye your hair bright pink

These are all desicions I must make in the next week so your opinions are appreciated.

Re: hey LADIES

  • Bleach
    Pluck the hairs
    Omg.  Ninja turtle hands down.
    Cheeseburgers
    Pink hair

    Here how about this one - Lose a leg or grow an arm
    panther
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    [QUOTE]hey snarkies remember me? the 6'4 made of honour, my pokemon bring all the boys to the yard? guess whos back snitches! anyway,  since you are the most brilliant minds on this whole website I wanted your opinions: You must choose one: colonoscopy or a arse wax have each hair from your hoo haa plucked individually or grow a man part become a dog for one day or become a mutant ninja turtle hot dogs or hamburgers va-jazzling or dye your hair bright pink These are all desicions I must make in the next week so your opinions are appreciated.
    Posted by blushingbride232323[/QUOTE]

    Get a life or go home?

    I vote for both.
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  • Wax
    Pluck
    TMNT
    Hamburger
    va-jazzle

    Extra arm, and then I'd have surgery to remove it.
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  • That's cheating brandi.

    I wonder if Obamacare covers vestigial arm removal.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]<strong>That's cheating brandi.</strong> I wonder if Obamacare covers vestigial arm removal.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    I'm just using my resources!  
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  • i find it interesting that no one is interested in growing a man part. Care to elaborate?
  • Honestly I am just not sure how it would feel to have a dong.  I imagine it would make crossing your legs kinda... interesting.

    Although you did not elaborate on which specific man part?  So maybe I could sprout a man nipple.  I'd rather have a man nipple than a man dong.
    panther
  • a man dong obviously. a man nipple is no biggie... some women grow spare ones on random parts of their bodies anyway
  • to me a man part is just plain dangerous. its an obvious weak part of any man which is recognizable almost immediatly. also, what if it gets slammed in a door? what about pre-adolescents who think its a game to kick those things? just seems like a bad idea to me.
  • I just think it would get in the way. I not having anything moving around in that region.
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    [QUOTE]hey snarkies remember me? the 6'4 made of honour, my pokemon bring all the boys to the yard? guess whos back snitches! anyway,  since you are the most brilliant minds on this whole website I wanted your opinions: You must choose one: colonoscopy or a arse wax have each hair from your hoo haa plucked individually or grow a man part become a dog for one day or become a mutant ninja turtle hot dogs or hamburgers va-jazzling or dye your hair bright pink These are all desicions I must make in the next week so your opinions are appreciated.
    Posted by blushingbride232323[/QUOTE]

    1. ass wax
    2. get plucked
    3. dog, I don't want to fight crime I'd rather just sit on my ass
    4. hot dogs
    5.both

    That sounds like a heluva week.
  • I am fascinated with vajazzling.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]Growing a man part sounds more painful than plucking my lady hairs. And what do I do with it once it's there? I like my lady parts. Yes, I've always been curious about what it would be like to be a man for a day but I would want to be a man not a lady with a single male apparatus. Plus what about the balls?<u><strong> I'm not sure how the man part would function without the family jewels. </strong></u>
    Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

    I would assume they're a package deal.
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    [QUOTE]I am fascinated with vajazzling.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    I want to know how it doesn't wash off in the shower.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: hey LADIES : I would assume they're a package deal.
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]
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  • I think it's pretty serious glue, brandi.

    My thought however - sometimes my sponge gets caught on my navel ring.  Don't you think the jewels would also snag?  Lol.

    Dot I would jazzle myself from head to toe
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: hey LADIES : Of course you are.  What I can't believe is someone hasn't gotten rich on jug-jazzling yet.  Knocker-jazzling?  Hooter-jazzling?  Whatever.  Gems on your tits. 
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

    Oh I'm quite sure there is a market for that out there. Strippers have to get them somewhere.
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  • I think all men would like it until it came down to actual love making.  I can't imagine that rubbing against a vajazzled pooter would feel too good on man parts.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: hey LADIES : I am so serious about this.  If I had any free money at all I would be investing in boob-bling and calling Jennifer Love Hewitt to see if she wanted a free sample.  I'll be rich.  I wonder how FI would feel about us investing the wedding money on this plan.  Hmmm...
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

    ERMAHGERD

    SPERKLE BERBS
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: hey LADIES : ERMAHGERD SPERKLE BERBS
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Today I learned that there is nothing quite like snorting loudly in a quiet office in front of your boss. lol
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  • Oh wait I didn't know much about vajazzling. I thought it was just a special sexy time thing. You mean the gems stay on there for a while??
  • Oh yes Shan.  They are to make your vageen fancy as shiiit.
    panther
  • Oh well then I don't need that. My vag is already full of magical powers.
  • guess I am getting a colonoscopy and some vajazzling! throw in some tassles and we've got a party.........
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