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  • Max is super cute!  And Simon would be an 85 lb lap dog but he's not allowed on the furniture.

    I couldn't handle swinging in my own relationship but if everybody in the relationship is cool with it, more power to them.
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    [QUOTE]Max is super cute!  And Simon would be an 85 lb lap dog but he's not allowed on the furniture. I couldn't handle swinging in my own relationship but if everybody in the relationship is cool with it, more power to them.
    Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

    After we stopped letting Pepper on the furniture, she'd demand that everyone at home sit on the floor with her so she could cuddle every night.  Once one person was done, she'd go to the next and paw at them and whine and put her slobbery chin on their knee and look at you with those sad Springer eyes until that person gave in and sat on the floor with her. 

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  • I may be a little late, but I'll play!

    Why don't you post much?
    Most of the time what I would say has already been said.  I don't want to repeat what everyone else has already said.
    When's the wedding?  Our wedding was June 26, 2010
    What made you pick SB to lurk on? It's usually busy and since I'm unemployed at the moment, I enjoy having things to read during the day.
    Do you lurk anywhere else?  mostly just E
    Post somewhere?  sometimes E
    Favorites and least favorites? KW seems nice, M&M is gorgeous and I love her wedding pictures, and I also think J&K is funny and I love Diet Dr Pepper kitty since my cat tends to play in boxes.  I don't really have any least favorites but maybe I haven't lurked enough.
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    [QUOTE]I may be a little late, but I'll play! Why don't you post much? Most of the time what I would say has already been said.  I don't want to repeat what everyone else has already said. When's the wedding ?  Our wedding was June 26, 2010 What made you pick SB to lurk on? It's usually busy and since I'm unemployed at the moment, I enjoy having things to read during the day. Do you lurk anywhere else?   mostly just E Post somewhere?   sometimes E Favorites and least favorites? KW seems nice, M&M is gorgeous and I love her wedding pictures, and I also think J&K is funny and I love Diet Dr Pepper kitty since my cat tends to play in boxes.  I don't really have any least favorites but maybe I haven't lurked enough.
    Posted by amanda7486[/QUOTE]

    hi amanda!
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    Those home parties kill me!  I consider myself to be pretty sexual (tmi? I do what I want) but sex toys make me so embarrassed.  I don't know why. 

    A friend of mine got married a few years ago and for her bachelorette party we hired a Pure Romance consultant.  I could get behind the fun lotions and the shave cream, but once she pulled out this gel you rub on the back of your tongue to get rid of your gag reflex, I needed to drink a little heavier than I was already.  And then the dildos come out, everyone has to pass them around and turn them on.  The entire room was was buzzing with half of the girls red in the face and giggling and the other half seriously considering them.

    I don't remember much from the rest of the party.  I drank too much.
    panther
  • June 26th is my birthday!  So you have a kick ass wedding date.  Too bad I don't share.  And Diet Dr Pepper kitty loves you too.

    Also, please tell me that is your cat with reindeer antlers.  And then make it bigger.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : After we stopped letting Pepper on the furniture, she'd demand that everyone at home sit on the floor with her so she could cuddle every night.  Once one person was done, she'd go to the next and paw at them and whine and put her slobbery chin on their knee and look at you with those sad Springer eyes until that person gave in and sat on the floor with her. 
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    I can't get on the floor with Simon because as soon as I sit on the floor, he steps all over me.  Laying down on the floor is out of the question because he lays directly ON me and it's dangerous.  
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : I can't get on the floor with Simon because as soon as I sit on the floor, he steps all over me.  Laying down on the floor is out of the question because he lays directly ON me and it's dangerous.  
    Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]

    Ha, Pepper did that too when she younger.  But once she got old, she just wanted to cuddle. 

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  • Wow, this lurkers thread really blew up overnight! Hello again!

    All this talk about dogs and pets makes me miss mine! *sniffs*
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : Ha, Pepper did that too when she younger.  But once she got old, she just wanted to cuddle. 
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
    I'm hoping he'll calm down as he gets older.  I'm glad that he loves everyone and wants to be friends with every person/animal he sees but he is just SO BIG and it can cause problems.
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  • Amanda, I love your kitty!
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  • Yeah, they don't realize how big and not graceful they are.  Or how scary they look to an unsuspecting person that knows NOTHING about them.

    Speaking of animals, I'm currently pretty sure I'm nuts because I'm starving but I won't get up because DDP Kitty is cuddling on my lap (under the blanket, she's cold), and I don't want to move her because she looks so comfy.

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    [QUOTE]<strong>Those home parties kill me!  I consider myself to be pretty sexual (tmi? I do what I want) but sex toys make me so embarrassed.  I don't know why.  A friend of mine got married a few years ago and for her bachelorette party we hired a Pure Romance consultant.  I could get behind the fun lotions and the shave cream, but once she pulled out this gel you rub on the back of your tongue to get rid of your gag reflex, I needed to drink a little heavier than I was already.  And then the dildos come out, everyone has to pass them around and turn them on.  The entire room was was buzzing with half of the girls red in the face and giggling and the other half seriously considering them. I don't remember much from the rest of the party.  I drank too much.
    </strong>Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    haha - yeah we get that alot, it's very common. Some people just don't want to discuss/look at those types of items in front of their friends. It's funny, because the one woman in the room who is so embarassed to be holding a dildo in her hand, is the one who comes in the ordering room with me and spends $200 on toys lol   Giggling is good - it means you're having fun, even if you are a little embarassed, but like I say at my parties - if you weren't interested in at least SOME of it, you wouldn't be here <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />
  • Hi Anna!

    And Yes, J&K, that is my cat with reindeer antlers.  I bought them last year and I have to put them on him every year around Christmas.  I figured out how to put a picture in my sig but I can't remember how to make it bigger.  I didn't want to make it too big. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : haha - yeah we get that alot, it's very common. Some people just don't want to discuss/look at those types of items in front of their friends. It's funny, because the one woman in the room who is so embarassed to be holding a dildo in her hand, is the one who comes in the ordering room with me and spends $200 on toys lol   Giggling is good - it means you're having fun, even if you are a little embarassed, but like I say at my parties - <strong>if you weren't interested in at least SOME of it, you wouldn't be here</strong>
    Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]

    Actually, that's not true.  Sometimes women get guilted/pressured into going just to keep the peace and play nice because they actually care about a bride.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : haha - yeah we get that alot, it's very common. Some people just don't want to discuss/look at those types of items in front of their friends. It's funny, because the one woman in the room who is so embarassed to be holding a dildo in her hand, is the one who comes in the ordering room with me and spends $200 on toys lol   Giggling is good - it means you're having fun, even if you are a little embarassed, but like I say at my parties - if you weren't interested in at least SOME of it, you wouldn't be here
    Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]

    And I am interested in <em>some</em> of it... that Coochie cream is the shiit!
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  • Well that doesn't sound like a very nice Bride, if I may say so. Making her friends do something that makes them uncomfortable. That makes me a little sad.

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    [QUOTE]Hi Anna! And Yes, J&K, that is my cat with reindeer antlers.  I bought them last year and I have to put them on him every year around Christmas.  I figured out how to put a picture in my sig but I can't remember how to make it bigger.  I didn't want to make it too big. 
    Posted by amanda7486[/QUOTE]

    Just add width=200 after the url for the pic.

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  • Thank you allison!  He tolerates me putting the reindeer antlers on him pretty well.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : And I am interested in some of it... that Coochie cream is the shiit!
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


    Yeah it is - I have only been selling it for 2 years, but I've been using it for about 5, and I love it!
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    [QUOTE]Well that doesn't sound like a very nice Bride, if I may say so. Making her friends do something that makes them uncomfortable. That makes me a little sad.
    Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]

    it's usually not the bride.  It's whoever planned the party.  i've seen more than one shocked bride after arriving to her shower.  My step-sister's MOH had it as a surprise.  Imagine the shock on her grandmother and mother's face.
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    [QUOTE]Thank you allison!  He tolerates me putting the reindeer antlers on him pretty well.
    Posted by amanda7486[/QUOTE]

    Oh my god, my cat would kill me in my sleep if I tried that.  But yours is so cute!  What's his name?


    And...uh...what's coochie cream?

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  • Hi. If it's not too late, I'll play along.

    Why don't you post much?

    I tend to jump on the threads a bit too late, and most of the time enough has already been said.

    When's the wedding?  I'm NEY, but the BF and I have been talking about marriage seriously and have tentatively thrown out some dates. Most likely late 2012 or even into 2013.

    What made you pick SB to lurk on?
    I'm not doing any real planning at the moment and it seemed like a good place to start.

    Do you lurk anywhere else? 
    I've been lurking over at NEY, too.

    Post somewhere? 
    I've posted a couple of things on the NEY board

    Favorites and least favorites?
    No one yet.

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    [QUOTE]<strong>In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : it's usually not the bride.  It's whoever planned the party.  i've seen more than one shocked bride after arriving to her shower.  My step-sister's MOH had it as a surprise.  Imagine the shock on her grandmother and mother's face.
    </strong>Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]

    OMG. I have never done one as a surprise - I can't even imagine that. I would feel horrible, especially if it was someone who was totally not into it and was mortified to see my products!

    J&K - Coochy is a shaving cream :)
  • aww thanks Amanda! I love your little kitty there too <3

    btw- nice work turning this thread into a dildo thread. LurkingWIN!!
  • It's not too late, Pi!  (or anyone else wondering!)

    How long have you been lurking around our lovely board?  Do you have any cute pets?  Or ugly ones, too I guess.  Just post a warning before you post any pictures of frogs or I might die. 

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Here, lurker lurker lurkerssssss : OMG. I have never done one as a surprise - I can't even imagine that. I would feel horrible, especially if it was someone who was totally not into it and was mortified to see my products! J&K - <strong>Coochy is a shaving cream :)</strong>
    Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]

    This stuff is ah-mazing. I bought some at a toy party a few years back. I really should get more some where.
  • May I ask what is so awesome about the Coochy shaving cream? 

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  •  J&K, Yeah I am aware....and I am trying not to freak...not sure if I will be able to pull it off though Tongue out
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  • It makes it so you never ever have a razor burn or rash on your lady bits. SO fantastic.
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