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Kids?

jessjo04jessjo04 member
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:) Had to do it... I feel like a stranger. I've been so busy with grad school and work, I've almost forgot the knot! I've learned that I need to focus on work, so I'll go to school part time or maybe full time, just less classes. So whats new 'round these parts?
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  • nda_roxybabenda_roxybabe member
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    Kids.

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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    Fuuuuuuuuuucking kids.
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  • jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    I want kids at my wedding, but I hate some kids. How can I tell their parents that they are obnixous little brats without sounding mean?
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    I'm inviting the Duggars to my wedding, but I don't want any other kids at my party. Do you think anyone will notice?
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  • nda_roxybabenda_roxybabe member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:7d141191-b029-4298-ab0c-375bcd19c8b0">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm inviting the Duggars to my wedding, but I don't want any other kids at my party. Do you think anyone will notice?
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]
    Nah, they will dressed just like the parents-everyone will mistake them for adults

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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    SWEET!!!!!!
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  • WildRumpusWildRumpus member
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    How do I keep the little brats quiet during my ceremony? It's sacred you know
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:2fa95e94-c61f-4a48-83af-d67c68f891a2">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]How do I keep the little brats quiet during my ceremony? It's sacred you know
    Posted by Jill9288[/QUOTE]

    When the parents walk in with the rugrats, have the ushers shoot them with a tranquilizer dart.

    Works like a charm.
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  • shellydiane820shellydiane820 member
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    Jessjo!

    Nothing is going on, its been incredibly slow.
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  • jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    Slow? Thats not the P&E I know and love. If I had more time, I'd make up a troll. As a favor of course.
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  • shellydiane820shellydiane820 member
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    haha, there've been a couple but nothing memorable.  All the posts are kids and invite wording.
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  • WildRumpusWildRumpus member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:750cd5bf-50bc-479b-90b7-6c67f8707b15">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Kids? : When the parents walk in with the rugrats, have the ushers shoot them with a tranquilizer dart. Works like a charm.
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]


    You're so wise
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    My friend's cousin's next door neighbor's sister just had a baby and I don't want it to come to the wedding.

    WHAT DO I DO!?!?

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:5df3f957-d310-40c4-a051-1072a8dee4fa">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]My friend's cousin's next door neighbor's sister just had a baby and I don't want it to come to the wedding. WHAT DO I DO!?!?
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

    Just make sure shes not breast feeding, you dont want her whipping her boobies out at your wedding!
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  • brookelynpaisleybrookelynpaisley member
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    [QUOTE]My friend's cousin's next door neighbor's sister just had a baby and I don't want it to come to the wedding. WHAT DO I DO!?!?
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

    Tell her to formula feed and suck it up
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    Thanks, guys. UR ALL REEL LIFESAVERZ!!!

    I have another ????? 4 u all.

    MY BM TOLD ME SHES KNOCKED UP N I TOLE HER I DONT WANT N*E PREGGO BMS N  SHE TOLE ME THAT CENTS SHES MY SISTA SHE STILL REELIE WANTS 2 BE A BM.

    HOW DO I TELL HER I H8 CHILDREN?!?
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  • sucrets4sucrets4 member
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    I don't know what's wrong with these kids today...
    Kids!
    I don't understand anything they say...

    (what show?)
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  • brookelynpaisleybrookelynpaisley member
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    Screw the kids. I just want to kick out all my bridesmaids for not agreeing to pay my share at my bachelorette party and have a cash bar at my potluck wedding.
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:d1e44e59-4ead-45f1-a14c-85fe36b484cf">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]I don't know what's wrong with these kids today... Kids! I don't understand anything they say... (what show?)
    Posted by sucrets4[/QUOTE]

    musicandlyrics, go away! ;)
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  • shellydiane820shellydiane820 member
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    sookie, are you music and lyrics?!  Did I miss something?
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  • sucrets4sucrets4 member
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    I'm not!  (I know, no self respecting troll would admit to being one)

    I swear, I only have show lyrics up my sleeve.  M&L is much wiser than me with her vast knowledge of other styles of music.
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  • shellydiane820shellydiane820 member
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    ohhhh dear, I suppose i believe you!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:d1e44e59-4ead-45f1-a14c-85fe36b484cf">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]I don't know what's wrong with these kids today... Kids! I don't understand anything they say... (what show?)
    Posted by sucrets4[/QUOTE]


    BYE BYE BIRDIE!
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    Kids are the least of your worries. What if one of your guests brings a service dog? Surprised
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  • Schroeder246Schroeder246 member
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    [QUOTE]I don't know what's wrong with these kids today... Kids! I don't understand anything they say... (what show?)
    Posted by sucrets4[/QUOTE]

    <div>I was JUST going to post that I had this in my head every time I read a "Kids" thread title.</div><div>
    </div><div>Thank god I'm not the only one.  Bye Bye Birdie.</div>
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  • jessjo04jessjo04 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:226e9b1f-f14b-4c64-a200-267dcefdf575">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Kids are the least of your worries. What if one of your guests brings a service dog?
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

    What's wrong with dogs? My ring bearer and flower girl are dogs. I hate kids!!!
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  • sucrets4sucrets4 member
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    Thank you!  I also posted lyrics in the Delimma thread.
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    I hate dogs. I hate cats. I hate children. I hate my family. I hate my friends. I hate my fiance. I hate people.

    Who should I invite to my wedding?
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  • jasmineh7777jasmineh7777
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    Everyone, as long as they bring gifts.
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  • JessAndTravJessAndTrav member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_hello-again?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:b04c84b9-bfaa-4fe3-9c90-123c6b3885c0Post:2e0c91f8-6b8d-45a8-8e27-178825bb6fb1">Re: Kids?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Thank you!  I also posted lyrics in the Delimma thread.
    Posted by sucrets4[/QUOTE]

    Mmmmhm. Just like M&L.

    Just kidding. I don't really think you're M&L. M&L always posts while you're in class.
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