Poll?

michellesean · June 2012

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[QUOTE]If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? <strong>Superfly </strong>If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? <strong>sexy contorionist </strong>Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? <strong>crunchy </strong>If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? <strong>audition for a movie role </strong>If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? <strong>fashion makeover because I already spend all day making fun of peoples clothes, I might as well turn it into a career. </strong>Is the glass half full or half empty? <strong>half full </strong>What's in it? <strong>coffee </strong>Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? <strong>Said by my FI when we first started dating (we were already dating though so it wasn't really used as a pickup line) 'Your ass it like that keg, I really want to tap it' Maybe I was just drunk, but I thought it was hilarious.</strong>
Posted by brandichamberlain[/QUOT

andrea2473 · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?
GingerBread
If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?
I'd give stand-up a whirl
Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy
If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?
Host my own late show
If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?
H and I have always thought it would be fun to go to every NFL venue and dress as that team's fanbase and get really into it like the Dawg Pound in Cleveland or the Blue Crew in Indy, etc and have it documented.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?
I try to keep my glass half full but it's not always easy. And wine please. White in the summer, red in the winter.

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Once I got asked if I was a stripper. I was wearing jeans and a T shirt watching the Illinois game. I didn't get the connection.    Recently my friend was told she looked like Danika Patrick, only hotter.   There's an Indiana pickup line for ya!

Favorite Cake: My wedding cake. Chocolate Almond Raspberry.

Would you rather -

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit?
Ughh... Snot

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year?
Naked for a day.

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?
11 toes.

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
I'll lick the phones. Random hair makes me gag. I mean, I'm sure licking a phone would too, but that would be over faster.

Stop time or fly?
Fly

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?
2'7" or 8'7"? Hmmmm.... Taller. That would be fun.

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Guaranteed safety?   Astronaut.

Know it all or have it all?
Have it all. I don't think I could handle knowing it all.

NicoleSahara · June 2012

Well duh AATB, can't be getting all that nasty stuff on my pearls!

Girlie1030 · June 2012

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit?  I wouldn't have to put my face in the shiiit so I guess the mountain.

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year?  Sleep.

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?  9 fingers. Not all of my cute shoes would fit with 11 toes.

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?  Telephones.

Stop time or fly?  Stop time.

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?  Shorter

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? astronaut.  I guess my fear of flying is less than my fear of drowning. ETA: I think this answers Brandi's new question too.

Know it all or have it all?  Have it all.   Immediately if not sooner thanks.

andrea2473 · June 2012

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[QUOTE]Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? <strong> I wouldn't have to put my face in the shiiit so I guess the mountain.</strong> Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? Sleep. Have 9 fingers or 11 toes? 9 fingers. Not all of my cute shoes would fit with 11 toes. Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? Telephones. Stop time or fly? Stop time. Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? Shorter Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? astronaut. I guess my fear of flying is less than my fear of drowning. Know it all or have it all? Have it all. Immediately if not sooner thanks.
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

Backstroke?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

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[QUOTE]Well duh AATB, can't be getting all that nasty stuff on my pearls!
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

I bet it's easier to rinse snot off pearls than scrub off shiiit.

brandichamberlain · June 2012

To answer my newest question: I think if I knew I was going to die I would drown because I would just inhale the water and get it over with faster.

NicoleSahara · June 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll? : I bet it's easier to rinse snot off pearls than scrub off shiiit.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I've had about three completely inappropriate responses to this. I'll just leave it at let's hope neither of us ever has to find out.

anna.oskar · June 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll? : Besides my dad, I have NEVER 'met' anyone who has read Enid Blyton. My dad lived in Vienna as a child and on the boat ride home all of his Enid Blyton books were nearly destroyed from water damage. He saved what he could and years later he gave them all to me. They are my favorite. **Pointless story. Sorry!
Posted by ErinG93[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>Not pointless! I got my first book in Salzburg! My favorite story was about a naughty little gnome who stole a beautiful necklace from a faerie so that he wouldn't look oh so very ugly at the Faerie Queen's ball.</div>

Girlie1030 · June 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll? : Backstroke?
Posted by andrea2473[/QUOTE]

Well if you're going to be practical about it. Either way, I can't swim well at all and drowning in a river of snot does not sound like a great way to die.

kd.joseph · June 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll? : I've had about three completely inappropriate responses to this. I'll just leave it at let's hope neither of us ever has to find out.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

HA! Did someone say pearl necklace?

texasgurly13 · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?

Dee-De-Dee (my nickname for me among my close friends)

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?

If I still played French horn or trombone, it would be one of those

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?

Crunchy for sandwiches, creamy for smoothies

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?

Go try out for a musical on Broadway

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?

Glee Project...because I really want to be on Glee lol. I actually recorded an audition for this season. I ended up taking it down though.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?

Half full and it has a Strawberry Lime Mojito

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?

I can't think of any right now.

texasgurly13 · June 2012

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? Probably climb the moutain of shiiit.

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year?  Sleep.

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?  9 fingers. I could find a way to make it work.

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?  Telephones. At least then I could go wash my mouth out with antibacterial mouthwash and take copious amounts of Emergen-C to keep from getting sick. I wouldn't want to worry about the hair passing through my system.

Stop time or fly?  Fly. I could go see my friends in Oklahoma whenever I wanted.

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?  Taller

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Astronaut. I've always been fascinated with outer space.

Know it all or have it all? Know it all so I could figure out a way to have it all.

Favorite cake? Mmmm....Red Velvet cake. But I also like chocolate cake from HEB with the whipped icing.

ETA: Drown or burn to death? Drown. Burning to death takes a little while longer and it's a lot more painful.

jjolovich · June 2012

f you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?

Nelly(Long time Nickname)

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?

Singing

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?

Creamy all the way!

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?

Perform on Broadway

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?

Dancing with the stars!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?

Half full and it will have Margaritas or something close as its my birthday tomorrow!

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?

Are you tired? Cause you have been running through my mind all night!

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? Snot

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? Naked

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?  9 fingers.

Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?  Telephones, I cant stand hair in my mouth!

Stop time or fly?  Fly. I could travel back to Austraila!

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?  Taller

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Astronaut. Love Outer Space

Know it all or have it all? Have it all!

Favorite cake? Funfetti

ETA: Drown or burn to death? Neither, water makes me panic(never really learned how to swim) and burning takes too long.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2012

A glass half full of semen... I dunno whether to barf or be impressed.

anna.oskar · June 2012

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[QUOTE]A glass half full of semen... I dunno whether to barf or be impressed.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>Well, coming from someone who once said some people deserve to be abused.. not that shocking.</div><div>
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Girlie1030 · June 2012

I was just reading that Anna. That thread was full of crazy.

[Deleted User] · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?
I'll have to think about this. My mom's was The Navigator, so mine would probably be the opposite since I get lost all the time.

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?
Being sarcastic

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy for sure

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?
An assassin

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?
The Amazing Race with my mom

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?
Empty, and Mr. Pibb

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Not sure

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit?
Snot

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year?
naked

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?
11 toes

Eat a handful of hair or like three public telephones?
telephones

Stop time or fly?
Fly

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?
Taller.

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
deep sea diver

Know it all or have it all?
have it all

KateJ10 · June 2012

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[QUOTE]A glass half full of semen... I dunno whether to barf or be impressed.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>There are at least couple responses there that are grossy mcgrosserson. Gonna go with barf.</div>

KateJ10 · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be?
The seamstress.

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be?
Piano probably

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy, but either works

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do?
Retire

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why?
Well, I just heard the bachelorette got a 350,000 clothing budget for this season. So I guess if I wasn't married, I would do that.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it?
Full and usually water

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Wanna fck?

Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit?
Snot

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year?
naked

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes?
11 toes

Eat a handful of hair or like three public telephones?
huh?

Stop time or fly?
Fly

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?
shorter I guess.

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
astronaut

Know it all or have it all?
have it all

kroot87 · June 2012

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? Stickgirl - it's what FI's golf buddies call me (they call him Stickboy, so naturally..)

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? I have no idea, my talents are boring.

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? Definitely crunchy.

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Go to law school.

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? Maybe one of those random people on a food show, like Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. I can't see myself having a relevant part in any reality show, really.

Is the glass half full or half empty? What's in it? Either way, there's room for more wine!

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? Ha, I haven't heard a pickup line in years. I'd have to google.

ETA:
Swim a river of snot or climb a mountain of shiiit? Ugh, snot

Go about your normal day totally naked or fall asleep for a year? Naked. I'd just hope it happened to be a Sunday so no one but FI had to see me, but I guess that defeats the purpose.

Have 9 fingers or 11 toes? 9 fingers

Eat a handful of hair or like three public telephones? bleck. hair.

Stop time or fly? Stop time.

Be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter? Taller.

Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Deep sea diver

Know it all or have it all? Neither really, but I'd have to go with have it all. No way I want to know everything.

WalkersFurMama · June 2012

I've been lurking here for quite a while. I hope this is an okay post to start with. . .

If you owned a CB Radio, what would your handle be? sassypants

If you were in a pageant, what would your talent be? making my grandmother's Christmas fudge

Crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter? creamy

If you knew you would not fail, what would you do? Open a children's book store, exactly like The Shop Around the Corner in "You've Got Mail."

If you were on Reality TV, what kind of show and why? It would be one of those hidden camera shows, only in my classroom. Nothing can beat some of the things kids say and do.

Is the glass half full or half empty? Half- Full What's in it? Riesling

Best/Worst pickup line you've ever heard? Have you got mirror in your pocket? I see myself in your pants. (UGH)

Favorite Cake- NY cheesecake with strawberries and whipped cream on top.

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