I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant)

[Deleted User] · December 2010

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[QUOTE]bmass, you seem to be taking this well. I enjoy that. However, I have a feeling I recognize your SN, and I'm not sure that's a good thing. And Sesh, I TOLD YOU THAT PICTURE WAS PRIVATE. God.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

You should know better than to trust me. I am not a keeper of secrets. I am a spinner of tales from the secrets people tell me.

LedZeppelin · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : I'm sorry AATB. I just wanted to bitchy for a minute. Don't get me wrong!! I am happy for her! I'm just pissed she had to be pissy about it. She is one of those "I'm better than you" people and, normally, I am very passive and patient.
Posted by bmass[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>It sounds like this part of her personality has been bothering you for a while and the wedding thing is the straw that broke the camel's back.</div><div>
</div><div>I think you either need to straight up tell her how you feel and hopefully she will respond positively, or, you can just let her drift out of your life. I know it sucks losing friends (even when they're not always that great), but it sounds like she makes you unhappy more than she makes you happy. Like a bad boyfriend. That's not a healthy way to live.

</div>

hunterjumper321 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : No need, she came around + that would make a lot of responses make no sense for people who read it later. and JK, do tell....
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

For Clarification: Editing <em>before</em> posting.

[Deleted User] · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : Well, having read posts on here before, I knew I was going to get two extremes. Plus, I didn't really think about what I was typing, so not all of it really makes sense. I was just angrily typing. People are right, I shouldn't be mad, but it is hard with some of the things she said. Plus, I had a feeling I was going to get chewed out and that is fine! Sorry I got so pissed in my rant though! I wish I had made more sense, but what can you do? <strong>You might recognize it. I make short comments here and there, but I mostly just read posts. I don't know why it would be a bad thing?
</strong>Posted by bmass[/QUOTE]

It's only a bad thing if you're stupid or a troll. You're not one of those, are you? Otherwise, it's all good.

reddy123 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : For Clarification: Editing before posting.
Posted by hunterjumper321[/QUOTE]

<div>Gotcha ;)</div>

Anysunrise · December 2010

Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

J&K - I couldn't possibly vent on my behalf in this thread for fear of stealing any more thunder from bmass.

hunterjumper321 · December 2010

PS bmass:

We're date-twins.

J&K10910 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: You might recognize it. I make short comments here and there, but I mostly just read posts. I don't know why it would be a bad thing?
Posted by bmass[/QUOTE]

It might be a bad thing because I normally only remember people if they're around all the time, if they're hilariously funny, or if they said something completely idiotic and/or pissed me off.

But if no one else remembers anything, then I'm probably just remembering it from you posting here and there.

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : Well, having read posts on here before, I knew I was going to get two extremes. Plus, I didn't really think about what I was typing, so not all of it really makes sense. I was just angrily typing. People are right, I shouldn't be mad, but it is hard with some of the things she said. Plus, I had a feeling I was going to get chewed out and that is fine! Sorry I got so pissed in my rant though! I wish I had made more sense, but what can you do? You might recognize it. I make short comments here and there, but I mostly just read posts. I don't know why it would be a bad thing?
Posted by bmass[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you actually seem like a real lurker because you reacted well and got our humor.

It does help to vent and we've all been there whether it's work, friends, weddings, or life in general. Glad we talked you down :)

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

Any, you should try duct taping my boobs. You'd be occupied for at least an hour.

J&K10910 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Um...do what now?

reddy123 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

<div>
</div><div>Whaa?</div>

hunterjumper321 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : Gotcha ;)
Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

Your sig-pic makes me giggle everytime I see it.....

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

How often does this occur?

[Deleted User] · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

If you were lucky like me, you would only have to spend approximately 2 minutes duct-taping your boobs.

hunterjumper321 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

THAT'S gonna hurt when you go to take it off......yikes.

Anysunrise · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : How often does this occur?
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

You'd be surprised.

(The shirt I'm wearing to my comapny Christmas party has lace where my bra shows through, and is really revealing if I don't tape it down, so I taped my boobs up and then taped my shirt to that. I know, I'm weird, but I don't have any stickies)

allisong23 · December 2010

bmass, I like you. When people reacted to your original post, you didn;t get all fired up and defend your incorrect point of view, and you acknowledged that you overreacted. That counts for a lot in my book.

Anysunrise · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : THAT'S gonna hurt when you go to take it off......yikes.
Posted by hunterjumper321[/QUOTE]

Baby oil. It works. I use it whenever they leave those effing heart monitor stickies on me after surgery.

Y I Oughta · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Why does all the good stuff happen when I'm busy duct taping my boobs?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

I LOL and got the weird co-worker looks.

Ash2985 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Okay, here's what I would do, since you asked politely. *If she continues to bitch and complain, have a bottle of acid readily availbale in your pruse and threaten to ruin her picture perfect mug before the big day. *Consider getting pregnant a few weeks BEFORE your wedding, in time to make the big reveal at her wedding.<strong> You can blow up one of those food baby tickers and wear it a la sandwich board over your dress.</strong> *Find out her FI"s favorite food. Cook it for him. Prove that she is clearly inferior. *Consider tripping her as she walks down the aisle. Laugh uproariously. *Convince her to have her recption at your venue. Set it on fire after your wedding.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

<div>I know I'm late, but I'm dead at the food baby ticker suggestion.</div>

Wrkn925 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : gross...for some reason the <strong>image of crabby pants was more like crabs in undies for me...eww</strong>... Also, OP...get over yourself. You are one human being in a world of billions. Nobody actually cares about your and your blessed spayshul day as much as you do.
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

This made me chuckle out loud and scare the officemates.

Also, if there is ever a GTG, I'm bringing my 20 year old Pretty, Pretty Princess game.
BUT, I always win, so suck it.

MandK9 · December 2010

There sure are a lot of people who laugh out loud loudly enough to startle their coworkers.

And spit their drinks out onto their computer.

And the like.

My college roommate used to duct tape her boobs all the time. And she said it didn't hurt to rip off, AND SHE DIDN'T USE ANY SORT OF NIPPLE BARRIER. It still gives me the creeps. Hardcore.

allisong23 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]There sure are a lot of people who laugh out loud loudly enough to startle their coworkers. And spit their drinks out onto their computer. And the like. M<strong>y college roommate used to duct tape her boobs all the time. And she said it didn't hurt to rip off, AND SHE DIDN'T USE ANY SORT OF NIPPLE BARRIER.</strong> It still gives me the creeps. Hardcore.
Posted by MandK9[/QUOTE]

I think dozens of women across North America reading this all just winced, grabbed their boobs and leaned forward.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

bmass, who's your favorite Sber? Is it me? Please say it's me.

hunterjumper321 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : I think <strong>dozens of women across North America reading this all just winced, grabbed their boobs and leaned forward.
</strong>Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

I know I did..

MandK9 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : I think dozens of women across North America reading this all just winced, grabbed their boobs and leaned forward.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

I swear to God it still haunts me. She untaped herself with such vigor one time, while I was in the room. I will spare you more descriptive details because it was just horrifying.

hunterjumper321 · December 2010

MandK, is that a Yorkie in your pic? I can't see, and it won't let me click on it to enlarge it.

Wrkn925 · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-punch-good-friend-of-mine-rant?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1df44c97-f952-44f8-a240-9396ee9b946fPost:cf00f60f-9b85-47a6-a992-2c6bbf077a5f">Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant)</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I want to punch a good friend of mine... (Rant) : I think dozens of women across North America reading this all just winced, grabbed their boobs and leaned forward.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

I think this can be likened to how guys react when <em>someone else</em> gets kicked in the balls.

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