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Festiva

I knew I wasn't crazy. You quoted me in a thread about the color of the carpet at a church and then said this:

NO IT WASN'T (yes shouting)
You are obviously here to pounce on and judge others and you seem ridiculous to anyone who can read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. I would consider that combative.
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Re: Festiva

  • THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT!!!!  God, if you actually read it you'd see she really meant "Cew, I love you.  You're the best." 

    /Sarcasm font

    kd.joseph's wish is my command
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    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:c95763a1-0e61-4e18-a98f-7b9019b3f557">Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]I knew I wasn't crazy. You quoted me in a thread about the color of the carpet at a church and then said this: NO IT WASN'T (yes shouting) You are obviously here to pounce on and judge others and you seem ridiculous to anyone who can read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah. I would consider that combative.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>Man alive, there has <em>got</em> to be a backstory there! <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /></div>
    AMA over 40
    Massive uterine fibroids removed 3/06
    BFP 1/11; MM/C discovered @ 10w, loss at 6w; Cytotec
    B/W 7/11 = normal CD3, FSH 8.9; 7DPO progesterone 1.7
    Three Clomid cycles, all BFN, Off to an RE for me...
    FSH=8.7 E2=30 AMH=1.8 HSG clear, SA=great
    Inj. IUI #1 12/9/11 BFN, Inj. IUI #2 1/6/12 BFN
    Inj. IUI #3 1/30/12 BFP!, HCG doubled through 6w, 7w u/s mm/c twins
    Lost our known donor to unplanned pregnancy
    Factor V Leiden, Hetero, symptomatic
    Op Hysteroscopy 5/12, removed scar tissue and uterine septum
    Doing Cryo-DE IVF and older child adoption (Home visit- Check!)
    Beautiful hatching 5-blast transfered 8/30
    BFP 9/7/12 EDD May 19, 2013, beta #1=291 beta #2=762 beta #3=7306
    Sneek peak u/s shows HB at 6w1d!!! 123bpm!
    Still have a HB at 18w0d!!! 142bpm! Grow, baby, grow!
    Great NT scan, but, placenta previa. Resolving!
    Labile Hypertension, placed on HBP meds to try to avoid pre-e
    A/S on 12/21/12, Petra's having a baby, it's the end of the world!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    PGAL Siggy Challenge- Animal Hangovers!
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    "Petra, you are an obese 40+ year old. Stop jumping through these hoops. Just adopt already. There is no shame in that." -Deethebee
  • Yes, YOU'RE RIGHT (yes I'm screaming). She was agreeing with me. Ridiculous means "the smartest woman on the face of the earth" in Spanish.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:895f17b5-ad15-48cf-b1a7-1439aafaa31d">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Festiva : Man alive, there has got to be a backstory there! 
    Posted by PetraStonegirl[/QUOTE]

    That's the thing. There really isn't any. She kind of came out of no where with that post and I've yet to really figure out how she managed to poll the entire literate world and come to the conclusion that 100% of them think that I am a huge biitch.
  • *snort* 

    Still can't figure out what the point was of that last thread about DW's anyway...but I'm willing to let it die a decent death.
  • They call it "left field", which was what I was thinking.
  • megk8ozmegk8oz member
    2500 Comments
    edited May 2010
    I love you, Cew.

    But it has yet to be determined if I count as part of the literate world. So it might not matter what I think.

    If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
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    "Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
  • edited May 2010
    <div align="left">In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:8c8baacb-4583-485b-92f8-92c378e4d325">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : That's the thing. There really isn't any. She kind of came out of no where with that post and I've yet to really figure out how she managed to poll the entire literate world and come to the conclusion that 100% of them think that I am a huge biitch.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Okay, I'll confess that when I got her survey I totally checked "She's a huge bitch" under the question "What do you think about CEW?"</div>
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:d5e1c643-576f-4cee-bebf-16f57ba5e81e">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]I love you, Cew. But it has yet to be determined if I count as part of the literate world. So it might not matter what I think.
    Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]

    No worries. There's a test for that. Quick! How many fingers am I holding up?
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:f5f021e9-2e97-4049-9acd-493026c3078f">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : Okay, I'll confess that when I got her survey I totally checked "She's a huge bitch" under the question "What do you think about CEW?"
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    Just out of curiosity. What were the other options?
  • edited May 2010
    It's funny, but 4/5 basically boiled down to huge bitch.  The 5th was just bitch.   I knew you liked going all out, so I wasn't about to let you settle for just bitch.
    kd.joseph's wish is my command
    image
    Just call me "Brothel"
    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
    my read shelf:
    Betrothed 123's book recommendations, favorite quotes, book clubs, book trivia, book lists (read shelf)
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:c41660fb-0a26-491f-952d-e4ffb0df4f31">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : Just out of curiosity. What were the other options?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    There were no other options.
  • I was hoping it was something like that. I was imagining:

    a. huge biitch
    b. gigantic biitch
    c. cuntfaced whorebitch
    d. Regis Philbin
  • If you didn't put down "yes, cew is a biitch", the survey exploded in your face, you see...
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:dbbab5cb-fd12-4dde-9f08-35cc18525a47">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : There were no other options.
    Posted by ohwhynot[/QUOTE]

    <div>Bwaaahaaaahaaaa! Oh CEW, Festiva is too clever for the likes of you!  *facepalm</div>
    AMA over 40
    Massive uterine fibroids removed 3/06
    BFP 1/11; MM/C discovered @ 10w, loss at 6w; Cytotec
    B/W 7/11 = normal CD3, FSH 8.9; 7DPO progesterone 1.7
    Three Clomid cycles, all BFN, Off to an RE for me...
    FSH=8.7 E2=30 AMH=1.8 HSG clear, SA=great
    Inj. IUI #1 12/9/11 BFN, Inj. IUI #2 1/6/12 BFN
    Inj. IUI #3 1/30/12 BFP!, HCG doubled through 6w, 7w u/s mm/c twins
    Lost our known donor to unplanned pregnancy
    Factor V Leiden, Hetero, symptomatic
    Op Hysteroscopy 5/12, removed scar tissue and uterine septum
    Doing Cryo-DE IVF and older child adoption (Home visit- Check!)
    Beautiful hatching 5-blast transfered 8/30
    BFP 9/7/12 EDD May 19, 2013, beta #1=291 beta #2=762 beta #3=7306
    Sneek peak u/s shows HB at 6w1d!!! 123bpm!
    Still have a HB at 18w0d!!! 142bpm! Grow, baby, grow!
    Great NT scan, but, placenta previa. Resolving!
    Labile Hypertension, placed on HBP meds to try to avoid pre-e
    A/S on 12/21/12, Petra's having a baby, it's the end of the world!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    PGAL Siggy Challenge- Animal Hangovers!
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    "Petra, you are an obese 40+ year old. Stop jumping through these hoops. Just adopt already. There is no shame in that." -Deethebee
  • megk8ozmegk8oz member
    2500 Comments
    3?

    If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
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    "Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
  • I heard Chuck Norris jumped out of the survey and put you in a death lock if you didn't choose "huge biitch".
  • Yes, Meg! That's it. You're not illiterate. Maybe you just didn't come to the door the day she came by with the survey.
  • Dammit! How on earth did I miss this? God, Cew, you are SUCH a megahosebitch.

    I still <3 you to death, though.
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    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:41beaac5-5b68-4baa-a9f1-22699d1e280f">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : Bwaaahaaaahaaaa! Oh CEW, Festiva is too clever for the likes of you!  *facepalm
    Posted by PetraStonegirl[/QUOTE]

    ?  Can anyone explain this post?
  • I less than three you to death too Missy!

  • megk8ozmegk8oz member
    2500 Comments
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:fc14dd69-a504-44ee-93c5-6bba7283a576">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yes, Meg! That's it. You're not illiterate. Maybe you just didn't come to the door the day she came by with the survey.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    SWEET!

    I can't wait to tell DH I haz literacy. He'll probably high five me and give me a gold star

    And my 3rd cousin twice removed's best friend's brother once got shanked in the doorway by a rogue census taker. Ever since then, I always close the blinds and barricade the door with the sofa whenever some stranger comes knocking. You can't be too careful.

    If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
    image

    "Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
  • Was the census taker named La-a?

  • *snort* - J loves that.
    image
    Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
    I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
  • marateamaratea member
    2500 Comments Fifth Anniversary
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:6a286b2f-e963-42a0-8a11-acc0b7df187d">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]I heard Chuck Norris jumped out of the survey and put you in a death lock if you didn't choose "huge biitch".
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]
    WTF? All I got was a roundhouse kick to the face. And Cew, you're the prettiest huge biitch I've ever seen. Which means a lot since I'm from northern Indiana a.k.a. meth country.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:5e2ea029-2919-4c73-bb3a-e0f8f4450a8b">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : ?  Can anyone explain this post?
    Posted by ohwhynot[/QUOTE]

    <div>Well, since I wrote it, I'll take a crack at it. I forgot to insert sarcasm font, I guess. I was just overwhelmed at the idea of posting a poll which all options are the one you are looking for. Really? Wow. At least CEW has something to point and laugh at.</div>
    AMA over 40
    Massive uterine fibroids removed 3/06
    BFP 1/11; MM/C discovered @ 10w, loss at 6w; Cytotec
    B/W 7/11 = normal CD3, FSH 8.9; 7DPO progesterone 1.7
    Three Clomid cycles, all BFN, Off to an RE for me...
    FSH=8.7 E2=30 AMH=1.8 HSG clear, SA=great
    Inj. IUI #1 12/9/11 BFN, Inj. IUI #2 1/6/12 BFN
    Inj. IUI #3 1/30/12 BFP!, HCG doubled through 6w, 7w u/s mm/c twins
    Lost our known donor to unplanned pregnancy
    Factor V Leiden, Hetero, symptomatic
    Op Hysteroscopy 5/12, removed scar tissue and uterine septum
    Doing Cryo-DE IVF and older child adoption (Home visit- Check!)
    Beautiful hatching 5-blast transfered 8/30
    BFP 9/7/12 EDD May 19, 2013, beta #1=291 beta #2=762 beta #3=7306
    Sneek peak u/s shows HB at 6w1d!!! 123bpm!
    Still have a HB at 18w0d!!! 142bpm! Grow, baby, grow!
    Great NT scan, but, placenta previa. Resolving!
    Labile Hypertension, placed on HBP meds to try to avoid pre-e
    A/S on 12/21/12, Petra's having a baby, it's the end of the world!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
    PGAL Siggy Challenge- Animal Hangovers!
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Image and video hosting by TinyPic
    "Petra, you are an obese 40+ year old. Stop jumping through these hoops. Just adopt already. There is no shame in that." -Deethebee
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:17adee0e-0df5-47ec-9916-b9db6f67ba7e">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Festiva : WTF? All I got was a roundhouse kick to the face. And Cew, you're the prettiest huge biitch I've ever seen. Which means a lot since I'm from northern Indiana a.k.a. meth country.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    Every time anyone makes a round house kick to the face reference. a puppy gets his wings.

    And I had no idea northern Indiana was meth country. This thread is just so full of goodness.
  • megk8ozmegk8oz member
    2500 Comments
    edited May 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_festiva?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6a33998a-88ba-443b-9070-bb25520bd200Post:9027e46a-1f1e-4c1f-8d58-8431708403cd">Re: Festiva</a>:
    [QUOTE]Was the census taker named La-a?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]


    It's possible.

    Although, if I had to go through life with that name, I might start going to random people's door, finding out they were named something normal, like Steve and start shanking them, too.

    If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
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    "Meg cracks me up on the regular. Now she gets to do it in two different forums. Yay!!" ~mkrupar
  • Ooooh. Yeah. And then assume their lives. And eat all of their steak.
  • marateamaratea member
    2500 Comments Fifth Anniversary
    I can't tell you how many kids I went to high school with are in jail because they enjoyed methy methness. Seriously too many to count on 2 hands.
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