....WTF?????? When I asked you two months ago to finalize your list, you said you were all set. So what do you do after I order the invitations and the save the dates? You throw THIRTY FIVE MORE PEOPLE MY WAY. And that's just the "for sures". You also added twenty five "maybes". WTF do you mean maybe. There is no maybe. What part of "finalize your list" did you not understand?! What part of "Nugget no long has a job and can't afford to put up to 60 new people on the guest list" do you not understand?! Expect a call from your son tonight, who is also not happy with your shenanigans. That goes for you too, Noodle's dad, who thinks it's A-OK to randomly invite his customers and then inform us that we need to send invites to them too. FAIL. You both get a big fat FAIL.

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
