dh and i own 12 spatulas, mostly plastic. we also have 16 wooden spoons of various lengths, made from beech, olivewood or maple.
also:
-- six umbrellas
-- eight plates, fine china, purchased by my parents when i first moved out here
-- sixteen pairs of pre-pregnancy jeans (mine)
-- six boxes for appliances we no longer own, including dh's high school radio alarm clock
-- signed photos of bob packwood and mark foley
-- about a mile of various electronic cables
-- barbecue sauce from 2004
-- two boxes of garbage bag liners for a garbage can we have never owned
-- twelve rolls of wrapping paper