I judge

Steph0871 · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_judge-4?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5487c69a-d318-40c2-afb8-0e7a4057aea1Post:6e10de46-6ef8-49d6-8486-f713107b259c">Re: I judge</a>:
[QUOTE]Im trying really hard not to but I kinda a little judge husbands who first think its acceptable NOT to get their wives a b-day gift, because its on christmas, and then after being told how important it is, drops 25 whole dollars at the DRUG STORE. I may be wrong, and this judgement will be labeled invalid if it is, but when I asked if he got my gift there he didnt say no....
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>Judge away, Nebb.</div><div>
</div><div>My mom and brothers both have birthdays this week. My mom has always made a point to celebrate each birthday separately and separate from Christmas, because she always got screwed as a kid. I'm not even allowed to wrap the presents in anything remotely Christmas/winter ;)</div>

BecW2be · December 2010

I hope Nebb's husband has a super awesome birthday gift and is freaking her out on purpose so she'll get all worked up thinking she doesn't have a gift and then she'll be all like "ooooh thank you Husband for the best give EVAR!" and then feel silly for worrying so much about her birthday present so she gives him a windy occupation on jesus's birthday.

That run-on sentence could have just read "I hope Nebb gets awesomeshit for her birthday." but it wouldn't have been as fun.

LessThanZero · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_judge-4?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5487c69a-d318-40c2-afb8-0e7a4057aea1Post:0970a302-4991-4c33-b96f-1d97a57c6433">Re: I judge</a>:
[QUOTE]I hope Nebb's husband has a super awesome birthday gift and is freaking her out on purpose so she'll get all worked up thinking she doesn't have a gift and then she'll be all like "ooooh thank you Husband for the best give EVAR!" and then feel silly for worrying so much about her birthday present so she gives him a <strong>windy occupation</strong> on jesus's birthday. That run-on sentence could have just read "I hope Nebb gets awesomeshit for her birthday." but it wouldn't have been as fun. :)
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

Ha! You're the best, Bec.

crose29 · December 2010

I judge my mom for making christmas eve dinner so easy on my brother. She told me that since his wife may not make it, he doesnt need to do anything since he will be alone. Meanwhile im making an appetizer, casserole, 2 deserts and bringing the wine.

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

It also would not effectively combine Jesus and windy occupation in a surprisingly non-offensive way.

Ash2985 · December 2010

I judge myself for eating nothing but crap for the past week. I'm supposed to be watching food and I'm pretty sure I've gained weight and may not be able to fit into my wedding dress. I need to get serious.

I also judge myself for not having a clue what to get my BFF for Christmas. I feel like such an asshole.

kd.joseph · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Im trying really hard not to but I kinda a little judge husbands who first think its acceptable NOT to get their wives a b-day gift, because its on christmas, and then after being told how important it is, drops 25 whole dollars at the DRUG STORE. I may be wrong, and this judgement will be labeled invalid if it is, but when I asked if he got my gift there he didnt say no....
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

As someone who has tried desperately to make sure her son's b-day is not associated with Christmas, I think your DH needs to buck it up! This is your b-day and it's important. I think he needs to buy you a thoughtful gift (not something from the local gas station) and also wrap it in b-day paper with a b-day card!

I judge your DH for not doing this!

I also judge the people on the highway that don't know how to change lanes. OK people, you turn the turn signal on, THEN, move to the other lane. NOT when you are halfway over already!

Nebb · December 2010

My husband is a bit clueless, he just doesnt "get" why it bugs me - I had a long talk with him lastnight about how much it sucks having ones birthday on christmas and how he just kind of added to it by not recognizing why it was important to me - he gets a birthday and a christmas, and I deserve both too.

kd.joseph · December 2010

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[QUOTE]My husband is a bit clueless, he just doesnt "get" why it bugs me - I had a long talk with him lastnight about how much it sucks having ones birthday on christmas and how he just kind of added to it by not recognizing why it was important to me - he gets a birthday and a christmas, and I deserve both too.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

Tell him "we" said he needs to get with the program before we all drive up there!

Anysunrise · December 2010

I judge the woman who came into our store, and snottily asked why there was only the option between the $175 dollar towels (which are reeeeally nice, hence the price) or bamboo/cotton blend towels. There's nothing wrong with the bamboo towels, they're really nice! I have one and I love it. But she didn't want to listen to that, she just ignored me completely when I explained why towel a. was so expensive, and why the bamboo ones are awesome.

I was this close to telling her to check out Walmart if she wanted cheap polyester crap. But I didn't. I'm a nice person.

NuggetBrain · December 2010

I judge the guy at Brueggers who apparently put light cream cheese instead of regular cream cheese on my bagel, and now it tastes faintly of butt. Thanks dude.

BecW2be · December 2010

Maybe he put regular cream cheese on it, along with some of his butt. That could explain it as well, Nuggs. Sorry you have butt on your bagel today.

SarahPLiz · December 2010

I judge Hallmark for not having a card that says what I need it to say.

I judge my cousin for having her grandparents find out she gave birth... on FB! Yes, it was earlier this year but I might see her this weekend and I still hold a grudge, especially because I had to put her picture in a frame last night for my godmother (long story).

I judge my aunt (godmother)'s sister for being a huge douche a couple years ago and driving a wedge between herself and her family so now I don't get to see my cousins at Christmas anymore because they aren't allowed to come to my godmother's like we have done every Christmas since we were all born.

I judge Jasmine Bridal Bridesmaid dresses because I had to order an 18. Not happy.

marriedfilingjointly · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_judge-4?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:5487c69a-d318-40c2-afb8-0e7a4057aea1Post:0970a302-4991-4c33-b96f-1d97a57c6433">Re: I judge</a>:
[QUOTE]I hope Nebb's husband has a super awesome birthday gift and is freaking her out on purpose so she'll get all worked up thinking she doesn't have a gift and then she'll be all like "ooooh thank you Husband for the best give EVAR!" and then feel silly for worrying so much about her birthday present so she gives him a windy occupation on jesus's birthday. That run-on sentence could have just read "I hope Nebb gets awesomeshit for her birthday." but it wouldn't have been as fun. :)
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

This is my thought and hope as well.

betrothed123 · December 2010

I judge any adult who cares enough about their birthday to start bitching about what may or may not be done for them weeks ahead of time (and yes, this is coming from someone who has never had a party, doesn't get gifts for it, nothing).

NuggetBrain · December 2010

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[QUOTE]Maybe he put regular cream cheese on it, along with some of his butt. That could explain it as well, Nuggs. Sorry you have butt on your bagel today. :(
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

All I know is that Bruegger's Bagels are a treat for me because they are SO high in calories, so when I do get one I want it to be a bagel, not a butgle. NOT OKAY.

raynes · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I judge Hallmark for not having a card that says what I need it to say. I judge my cousin for having her grandparents find out she gave birth... on FB! Yes, it was earlier this year but I might see her this weekend and I still hold a grudge, especially because I had to put her picture in a frame last night for my godmother (long story). I judge my aunt (godmother)'s sister for being a huge douche a couple years ago and driving a wedge between herself and her family so now I don't get to see my cousins at Christmas anymore because they aren't allowed to come to my godmother's like we have done every Christmas since we were all born. <strong> I judge Jasmine Bridal Bridesmaid dresses because I had to order an 18. Not happy. </strong>
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Wut?? WTF, have they seen you? Damn, that's rude.

marriedfilingjointly · December 2010

I judge SIL for having a Blackberry and a brand new gas-guzzling SUV and then accepting a monetary gift from someone at church because she's sooooooo poor and needs the money to feed her babies expensive formula made with expensive special baby water.

And they had professional photos done for their Christmas cards.

dmiller9274 · December 2010

I judge people that are trash mouths on FB. I might be part trucker, but constant swearing on FB gets on my nerves. I'm a big believer in "know your audience". If you want to be a trash mouth with your status, fine, whatever. But have some consideration when replying to someone else's status. Have a filter for shitsake.

NuggetBrain · December 2010

I feel bad for people who's birthdays fall close to Christmas. A girl I knew in high school was mad because every year she never got a birthday. They'd break out a cake on Christmas for her, but she didn't get any special celebration. And as a kid that has got to especially suck.

I combined V-day and our anniversary to make it easier for Noodle to remember it. His friend brought it to his attention this week that now he'd have to celebrate V-Day and our anniversary separately, and he kinda panicked because he hadn't thought about that. It was cute.

raynes · December 2010

I judge people who get their panties in a knot in parking lots this time of year. Seriously, if you have to walk 100m instead of 2m, it's not going to kill you, stop trolling for parking spots and blocking me in mine.

Also, I judge my H for not planning aheady before he brought his giant ass table saw in from the car this morning. There's no need to get all angry and shiit at all the crap on the floor, you could have cleared a path before you went outside.

On that note, I judge myself for leaving my house so messy it's necessary to "clear a path".

JenGin74 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I judge the woman at Dunkin Donuts this morning who had her double wide stroller at the counter at 7:30am (the BUSIEST time of day) with two screaming kids that we not dressed warm enough for the bitter cold and had horribly runny noses. Although, I probably judge her more because at the busiest time of day at Dunks, she managed to complete her Christmas shopping by buying so much coffee, gift certificates, mugs and crap that she made an employee carry it to her car. She also bought a box of Joe and donuts which she made another employee carry to her car because she "has kids to deal with." And that's why i waited in line for 25 minutes at Dunks this morning.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

That shiit makes me crazy.

I was in line at the store last week and the woman in front of me was done with her transaction but she kept running her mouth to the cashier about some mundane BS that the cashier couldn't care less about.

The cashier kept giving me these appologestic glances. After about 3 or 4 minutes I couldn't take it anymore and I said to the mouthy woman "Your turn is over. Step aside please"

I think I shocked more than offended her, but she did shut her trap and get out of my way, so there's that.

kd.joseph · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I judge people that are trash mouths on FB. I might be part trucker, but constant swearing on FB gets on my nerves. I'm a big believer in "know your audience". If you want to be a trash mouth with your status, fine, whatever. But have some consideration when replying to someone else's status. Have a filter for shitsake.
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Yeah DH has a cousin like this. So he politely informed him that his young neices and nephews were on his fb also, so if he felt the need to cuss dont post on his wall. He took it well and doesnt do it anymore.

ps. did you get my card yet?

Nebb · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I judge any adult who cares enough about their birthday to start bitching about what may or may not be done for them weeks ahead of time (and yes, this is coming from someone who has never had a party, doesn't get gifts for it, nothing).
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

Not everyone feels the same way about their birthday B.

crose29 · December 2010

In Response to Re: I judge:
I judge Jasmine Bridal Bridesmaid dresses because I had to order an 18. Not happy.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Im in the same boat. When I ordered my dress I was trying to negotiate down sizes with my consultant!

dmiller9274 · December 2010

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[QUOTE]I <strong>I judge Jasmine Bridal Bridesmaid dresses because I had to order an 18. Not happy.</strong>
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

<div>That sucks! When they measured me for my wedding dress she put down size 22, I was like WTF? I had to get a size 22 to fit my chest, my hips and waist were a 14. I'm going to spend more in alterations than I did for my dress.</div>

topcatiom · December 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I judge : That shiit makes me crazy. I was in line at the store last week and the woman in front of me was done with her transaction but she kept running her mouth to the cashier about some mundane BS that the cashier couldn't care less about. The cashier kept giving me these appologestic glances. After about 3 or 4 minutes I couldn't take it anymore and I said to the mouthy woman "Your turn is over. Step aside please" I think I shocked more than offended her, but she did shut her trap and get out of my way, so there's that.
Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

i wish i had the balls to do this; i think it, but i never do it, chicken i guess!

i judge amazon for not delivering one of my son's gifts yet, expected deliver 13 dec, don't make me open a big fat can of whoopass.

NuggetBrain · December 2010

I judge Pysch's scheduling. They only have like, 8 episodes on and then there's a 5 month gap and it just sucks because I need my weekly James Roday fix without long periods of time between them.

The same goes for Warehouse 13. Seriously, who has a YEAR GAP between season one and season two??? I don't want to wait until next summer! WTF?!?

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

Bec, you're in graphic design, right? I would make a new label that read "Creamer...or jizz." Not only would it prevent people from stealing your stuff, but you'd be able to figure out who the offic freaks are.

Anysunrise · December 2010

I also judge myself for once again forgetting my Christmas cards to mail, and now you US people won't get yours until after New Year's at this rate. I suck.

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