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Re: Doritos Commercial

  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:df9f106c-2062-41e8-901e-6e502800a334">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]Ya I'm out of here I don't pride myself on being a bitch. Although I'll stick with my AK11's until I die.
    Posted by lipshtix[/QUOTE]

    This might just make it to my sig quote as the lamest shiit ever posted on TK.

    SB TILL I DIE MUTHA FVCKERS!
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    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
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    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:df9f106c-2062-41e8-901e-6e502800a334">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]Ya I'm out of here I don't pride myself on being a bitch. Although I'll stick with my AK11's until I die.
    Posted by lipshtix[/QUOTE]

    Aw, I'm sorry you can't read the name of the board.  Did you think this was the puppies and rainbows board? 

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  • BLUE IS IN A GANG!
  • I wonder what DMX has to say about his shiit being ripped off.

    "Stop.  Drop.  Shut em down open shop.  Ohh, no.  Thats how Ruff Ryders roll!"
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:975f22b8-519f-48e9-ac79-c370ea1e499a">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]BLUE IS IN A GANG!
    Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

    Goddamn it, Kim.  How many times do I have to tell you that there are certain neighborhoods you can't say that shiit in?  Good thing there aren't any AK47s here.  I here AK11s aren't very reliable and jam a lot, so we're PROBABLY ok, but you've GOT to cut this shiit out.

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  • "It's gonna be some slick shiit
    What was that look for, when I walked in the door
    Oh you thought you was raw, BOOM not anymore
    Cause now you on the floor, wishin you never saw me walk
    through that door, with that 4 4
    Now it's time for bed
    Two more to the head, got the floor red
    Yea that maggost dead"
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • Wow, Blue....maybe you should tell us how you really feel ;)

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    Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
  • "TALK IS CHEAP MUTHA FVCKERS!"

    God, I could go all day with this.  I used to effing love DMX.
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:0fe4c379-fc5f-4896-80ed-a790ae8affdd">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Doritos Commercial : Goddamn it, Kim.  How many times do I have to tell you that there are certain neighborhoods you can't say that shiit in?  Good thing there aren't any AK47s here.  I here AK11s aren't very reliable and jam a lot, so we're PROBABLY ok, but you've GOT to cut this shiit out.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    <div>I'm sorry.  I will say though that I AM UNARMED and I may or may not BE IN A GANG MYSELF.  ALSO I HAVE DRUGS.</div>
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:798fb7a2-d0e1-4251-bec2-d38810c80d3f">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Doritos Commercial : I'm sorry.  I will say though that I AM UNARMED and I may or may not BE IN A GANG MYSELF.  ALSO I HAVE DRUGS.
    Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

    Did you knock off a drug store or are you bangin a pharmacist?
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • You know what you DON'T have?

    STREET SMARTS!

    Do they not have STREETS IN ARIZONA?!

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:094fa327-c173-4967-ad51-19db9627fa0b">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Doritos Commercial : Did you knock off a drug store or are you bangin a pharmacist?
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    Bitch, you stay away from my husband!

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    Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
  • I can't help that it turns me on when he counts pills, dude.

    We actually don't have streets here.  We have trails and mules.
  • OMG did you both marry drug dealers?
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • Sucks for you, since you hate hiking.





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    Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
  • I DO HATE HIKING.  I would probably like hiking if I didn't hate the desert.  I liked hiking in Yellowstone.

    I married someone who is currently taking the Jeopardy test to be on the show right now with the most serious face I have ever seen.  He does this every year.
  • Did you know that there are lots of places to hike that AREN'T in the desert?

    I'll take you hiking in MN.  It's pretty here.  But we'll go in a month when it's not ultra humid, because you might die if it was July or August.

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  • But then I'll be all LOL I HAVE FLIP FLOPS, I BROUGHT A FOUNTAIN DRINK! and you'll kill me.
  • I think I missed something, because I don't get it.

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:a9d7b711-1d2e-45fc-8070-dddfca53899d">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]I think I missed something, because I don't get it.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Its all the drugs.
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • Because I'm dumb at hiking.  And you're all, prepared and junk.
  • OH. 

    I get it now.

    It must be the drugs.  Don't worry Kim, we can put your fountain drink in my Camelback.

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  • But then it won't make the clangy ice sounds like it does in the cup  :(
  • Oh, right.

    We'll need that to scare away the mountain lions.

    Cougars?  Do you guys call them cougars out there?

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:cf099a0f-976e-4128-bf34-284564ecb9af">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oh, right. We'll need that to scare away the mountain lions. <strong><u>Cougars?  Do you guys call them cougars out there?
    </u></strong>Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    We have cougars.  You are looking at one right now.

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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • I think "mountain lion" is more common actually.  Nobody says puma, really.
  • Don't attack me, Blue!!

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_doritos-commercial?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a6f532e8-04af-4e6f-9ae4-b2117a02175aPost:92de33df-e8c1-469a-9463-2ad477613629">Re: Doritos Commercial</a>:
    [QUOTE]Don't attack me, Blue!!
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Being the leader of a gang, I have underlings to do my dirty work.

    Thats how Ruff Ryders roll.
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    BabyFruit Ticker
    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • Yeah!!  Those bitches better prove their loyalty and badassery!

    Not to be confused with asshattery, which was displayed on the first page and a half of this thread.

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  • Earlier I was picturing Blue as DMX and now I'm picturing her growling on a mountain.  This is a confusing time for me.
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