Hi All -
When I first started on these boards over a year ago - there were a bunch of us who bonded over the fact that we were on the "nice board" and that the other boards scared us. NOW, as I get closer to the wedding I'm really sick of reading 30 posts from the same person second-guessing every decision or asking opinions on 65 different "PERFECT" bracelets. I want to stab myself in the face.
And your posts are so much more entertaining - and not even really scary. haha.
I'm Aimee, FI is Mark and we're getting married October 2 in Northern California. West coast represent!! (sorry, there aren't many of us on here for some reason).
Anyway - hi! Now maybe I can post without feeling like I'm butting in. ha.
Re: New Intro
Serious question: Oreos or Grasshoppers?
oreos. grasshoppers are too waxy.
Just call me "Brothel"
And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
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Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
Sadly, this is the first one that came up.
Back in my sorority days, my roommate and i were regulars at this dive bar downtown. So one night we went and were so hammered. We had sat down in this booth where a bachelorette party had been sitting so there was penis confetti all over the table. So we were being stupid and doing crude things with them. I proceeded to stick one to my face. And promptly forgot about it.
So this guy walks by and is all, "you have d*ck on your face" and I get all horrified that this guy is so crude. But then my friends are all, uh, but you do. So all night I was the girl with d*ck on her face. go me!
[QUOTE]oh crap. Sadly, this is the first one that came up. Back in my sorority days, my roommate and i were regulars at this dive bar downtown. So one night we went and were so hammered. We had sat down in this booth where a bachelorette party had been sitting so there was penis confetti all over the table. So we were being stupid and doing crude things with them. I proceeded to stick one to my face. And promptly forgot about it. So this guy walks by and is all, "you have d*ck on your face" and I get all horrified that this guy is so crude. But then my friends are all, uh, but you do. So all night I was the girl with d*ck on her face. go me!
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Great story! Aimee with D*ck on her face. I'll remember you now.
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.