Annoying Facebook Crap

SeaTea02 · November 2010

This is my friend's FB status:

Enjoyed talking with my mama on the phone today about wedding stuf!!

friend of friend: Look; go down to the Magistrate's Office and stick the money in your pocket!! LOL

my friend: NO NO NO NO!!! I have waited my whole life to have a wedding and now its finally MY turn! lol

Her turn?? she is 20.

Wrkn925 · November 2010

That's annoying.

My number one most annoyingest everrrrr is....
John Doe is in a relationship and it's complicated.

Gahhhh.... really? All relationships are complicated sometimes. Keep it to yourself.

lmwilber · November 2010

ugh
Cause marriage operates on play ground rules, every one gets a turn. So mature...

tiffk10 · November 2010

Let me guess, they have also only been together a year right?

Elle1036 · November 2010

I've been guilty of saying "it's my turn" a few times, but I'm not 20...

What I find most irritating is that she said "finally". Really?

PandaBurr · November 2010

Oh c'mon guys. She could've been married for two years now. Four with parent permission.

SeaTea02 · November 2010

haha they have been together for about 4 years.

Technically in NC you can get married at 15 with parent permission, so 5 years (gross, right?)

Simply Fated · November 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_annoying-facebook-crap?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:614658cb-966a-4de2-ab56-fe4b1acaa37aPost:63bbd253-06a7-48ff-94bd-9a07e660ba40">Re: Annoying Facebook Crap</a>:
[QUOTE]haha they have been together for about 4 years. Technically in<strong> NC you can get married at 15 </strong>with parent permission, so 5 years (gross, right?)
Posted by SeaTea02[/QUOTE]
That skeeves me out.

loves2shop4shoes · November 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_annoying-facebook-crap?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:614658cb-966a-4de2-ab56-fe4b1acaa37aPost:fda8194e-0748-4e7f-8357-afbe617c7704">Re: Annoying Facebook Crap</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh c'mon guys. She could've been married for two years now. Four with parent permission.
Posted by PandaBurr[/QUOTE]

<div>BAHAHA!</div>

Elle1036 · November 2010

Well, compared to this couple (click it), Sea's friend has had to wait a long time.

coastiegrl25 · November 2010

What is MORE annoying is seeing this.

Jane Doe is in a relationship

Jane Doe is single
6 hours ago

Jane Doe is in a relationship

12 hours ago

I mean this goes on and on and on. Everytime you see single, you might as well be prepared for the in a relationship status not too far after. Not to mention the status's of "Omg horrible day I wish he would grow up" "Had the best day he is so good to me" BARF.

ETA: This is the same guy. Not a diff relationship everytime.

Wrkn925 · November 2010

Coastie, I have a friend that does that. She's my 13 year old cousin. I excuse her, anyone older than that, ummm no.

coastiegrl25 · November 2010

Yea Workn this is from a 17 year old. She is basically a lil sister to me as I've known her since she was 2. I've given up on talking to her about how much of an a@#hole he is. I just am hoping and praying that one day she will have that TA-DA moment and leave him. GAWD if she were to stay with him and get married. SMH

deburnin · November 2010

Coastie- I have a friend like that... In a span of 10 minutes she can have a status about how much her BF is breaking her heart to how he's the most awesome guy in the world... They've broken up and gotten back to together more times than I can count.

I really wish that couples would keep their relationship drama of of FB. That's the last place it belongs. It can also lead to awkward things like everyone knowing you are totally against having kids and then your wife becoming pregnant and all those posts mysteriously disappearing. Two of my FB friends seriously had arguments about it through wall posts and on each others statuses about the issue. It was beyond strange.

[Deleted User] · November 2010

My friend's 14 year old daughter does this same crap... right now her status is "I love Ed more than anything in this world...

10.22.10 til FOREVER

"

OMFG! Really?!? I just wanna choke her!

SeaTea02 · November 2010

I have this one fb friend who is married with three kids, every.other.day. her relationship status changes: married, single, it's complicated, in a relationship. It is bizarre.

MLekathLEEN · November 2010

This one kid always post pictures of his receipts. Last night, he posted a picture of his COD game receipt with the caption "I have a bad spending habit:(" No my friend, you have a bad facebook habit. No one cares about how much you spent on a video game. If we did, we'd look it up on Best Buy's website.

[Deleted User] · November 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_annoying-facebook-crap?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:614658cb-966a-4de2-ab56-fe4b1acaa37aPost:97116923-e591-4bae-99df-7c89386d6937">Re: Annoying Facebook Crap</a>:
[QUOTE]I have this one fb friend who is married with three kids, every.other.day. her relationship status changes: married, single, it's complicated, in a relationship. It is bizarre.
Posted by SeaTea02[/QUOTE]

BF's sister does this!! My SIL (her Godmother) keeps asking me if they are together because she doesnt really talk to her and based on her FB status she doesnt know what their deal is...

She's twisted... God help me!! LOL

MLekathLEEN · November 2010

As many of you know, FSIL won't add FI or I to her facebook friends. I'm pretty sure I'd block her feed if she did but thats besides the point. She left her FB open on our computer the other day and while I just happened to stumble upon her info, she has her friends listed under the siblings section. I thought "Oh, you're one of THOSE people." It's probably because she's sad that she can't put her real sibling on there because she won't add him....yea that's what it is.

SeaTea02 · November 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_annoying-facebook-crap?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:614658cb-966a-4de2-ab56-fe4b1acaa37aPost:831352cb-00ad-4611-af3e-cf1dcd8f0674">Re: Annoying Facebook Crap</a>:
[QUOTE]As many of you know, FSIL won't add FI or I to her facebook friends. I'm pretty sure I'd block her feed if she did but thats besides the point. She left her FB open on our computer the other day and while I just happened to stumble upon her info, she has her friends listed under the siblings section. I thought<strong> "Oh, you're one of THOSE people."</strong> It's probably because she's sad that she can't put her real sibling on there because she won't add him....yea that's what it is.
Posted by MLekathLEEN[/QUOTE]

hahaha

calindi · November 2010

My 18-year-old cousin used to put up "Mrs. Joe Jonas" as her status, or updates on the Jonas Brothers lives, like, "OMG I can't believe Joe is dating that ugly skank! It should be me!"

Now she's off to college, exactly 10 miles away from her parents' home, and she goes home every single weekend and most evenings for dinner. She met a boy through her roommate - he lives in Texas, they met on Skype, and before they ever met in person they were "dating". She posts the most nauseating gush on her statuses, and posts on EVERY SINGLE THING on his page. If one of his friends writes, "Hey dude, it's been awhile since we've hung out. I miss you! Let's hang out this week", she'll write, "You don't miss him as much as I do. *frowny face*"

She also posts video of herself lipsyncing songs and blowing kisses at the screen. On his wall! If he were my friend, that would earn constant ridicule.

And does a daily countdown until the next time she'll see him. They've met in person twice now. And she wants to drop out of college and move to Texas.

CASK85 · November 2010

My own MOTHER is guilty of behaving like a 15 year old with her live-in BF in terms of breakups. They have been dating for about a year and a half, but have broken up at least 7 times in that period. Every time they break up they change their relationship status on facebook, untag pictures, and sometimes he de-friends me! Then the next week or so they're all "oh baby you're the love of my life."

It is actually really embarrassing how immature they are. . . it seems like every time they have a fight they break up rather than working through it. One week she told me they were looking at houses and put in an offer. .. the week after that they broke up. Luckily they didn't get the house. . . but now they're back together. Way to set a good example for me, mom.

Luckily BFs parents have been married for almost 30 years

So we've got a really good example on his side.

PaigeMcC · November 2010

I hate people that pull this crap. They are de-friended asap.

Beads921 · November 2010

That girl sounds a wee bit nuts. Just sayin'.

I have one of 'those' friends who updates her status constantly about how pissed off she is at her man, and then how much in love with him she is, in a span of 10 mins. Throw in there a few 'my life sucks', 'so unhappy', 'best day ever' and you have a real gem of a Facebook friend. We're not even friends IRL anymore (although she invited me to her birthday?), just FBook, which makes it all the more annoying.

Then there's the girl who adds pictures every few days to an album called 'randoms', which is really just webcam shots of her doing lame poses and making the fish face. Ugh. Gag. Me.

And as for being in a complicated relationship, no one cares. I don't think that should even be an option, TBH.

nottheonlydreamer44 · November 2010

Beads and Cate - both of those sound terrible but hilarious train wrecks. At least it can provide some entertainment.

I only have one girl I wanna strangle. We went to HS/College together and she got KTFU by a 20 year old when she was about to graduate. Before she got KU they were breaking up CONSTANTLY and she was posting neverending pictures of herself as a "Hooters" girl. Then they decided to get married.

They moved to another city and then got pregnant again. She does NOTHING but post about how AH-MAZING her life is and about her "3 perfect men." Her profile is filled with crap about how she loves to go on shopping sprees to Coach and "be a fun drunk". Keep in mind she works at a bar and the "hubby" works at a Home Depot type place. Wow.

Beads921 · November 2010

Eww, dreamer, that girl sounds awful too.

Cschiano - Your Mom isn't the only one. BF's Mom is a FBook drama queen (and a RL drama queen who went through the constant breaking up phase as well). Drives us nuts, but it's also kind of entertaining to a degree.

mzm153 · November 2010

OMG! Its Complicated relationship status really sends me ROFL! People, stop kidding yourselves! Face the fact that you're newly single and admit your single! LOL
I also love when some girls relationship status is married to some other girl and yet they say they are interested in men. Same for some guys. I don't quite get it.

deburnin · November 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_annoying-facebook-crap?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:614658cb-966a-4de2-ab56-fe4b1acaa37aPost:e0855957-72f0-4c86-b6a1-87a42b0d78ab">Re: Annoying Facebook Crap</a>:
[QUOTE]That girl sounds a wee bit nuts. Just sayin'.<strong> I have one of 'those' friends who updates her status constantly about how pissed off she is at her man, and then how much in love with him she is, in a span of 10 mins. Throw in there a few 'my life sucks', 'so unhappy', 'best day ever' and you have a real gem of a Facebook friend. We're not even friends IRL anymore (although she invited me to her birthday?)</strong>, just FBook, which makes it all the more annoying. Then there's the girl who adds pictures every few days to an album called 'randoms', which is really just webcam shots of her doing lame poses and making the fish face. Ugh. Gag. Me. And as for being in a complicated relationship, no one cares. I don't think that should even be an option, TBH.
Posted by Beads921[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Do we have the same friend?? lol This is everything to a tee. Even the random birthday party invite.

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saltlovespepper · November 2010

Ugh. When people go from "in a relationship" with the SO they dated for two seconds to "divorced" when they break up is the worst. Annoying.

desertsun · November 2010

I'm getting to the age where people post about their kids a lot.

No, I really am NOT interested in hearing about the color, amount, and/or consistency of your child's bowel movement. Nor am I interested in your potty training progress or lack thereof.

EW.

MLekathLEEN · November 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_annoying-facebook-crap?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:614658cb-966a-4de2-ab56-fe4b1acaa37aPost:e792d451-9360-4b77-8332-855c463d0647">Re: Annoying Facebook Crap</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm getting to the age where people post about their kids a lot. No, I really am NOT interested in hearing about the color, amount, and/or consistency of your child's bowel movement. Nor am I interested in your potty training progress or lack thereof. EW.
Posted by desertsun[/QUOTE]

My most recent TMI baby status offender: <span class="UIStory_Message">[Baby's name] is so angry if she doesnt have a boobie right when she wakes up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love my little piglet♥♥♥

Thank you, I needed to know that.
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