Hey, does anyone want to talk about their period or Cordoba House?

zippityb · August 2010

It was totally PG-rated.

I'm sorry, J&K, I just post what pops into my head. And that boob story is what came to mind. If I don't let the thought out, it will turn into a headache. Medically proven.

J&K10910 · August 2010

I did miss the boob cake. I'm super today. Almost back to normal after my 5 hour nap and 9 hours of sleep last night. I almost told work to eff off when they tried to call me in today though. (like, literally almost said the words "fuuck off" I did say "no way")

Don't be sorry Zippity, I was just curious

And if we're telling inappropriate stories, should I tell you about the time I got so drunk I hid under a semi?

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

M&M, that sounds very painful, but hilarious.

J&K, if so, please tell it again.

COkristi · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-anyone-want-talk-their-period-cordoba-house?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:9dee2a19-756b-400c-90cb-c1f39d5aeb35Post:0c9865b1-33d6-4296-a0dd-590439bde573">Re: Hey, does anyone want to talk about their period or Cordoba House?</a>:
[QUOTE]It was totally PG-rated. I'm sorry, J&K, I just post what pops into my head. And that boob story is what came to mind. If I don't let the thought out, it will turn into a headache. Medically proven.
Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]

I found it to be a perfectly appropriate follow up to the boob cake.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

Hi ladies. It is 3 o'clock and I am drinking a glass of wine. It's been that kind of day.
I'm going to go look for this book cake picture.

J&K10910 · August 2010

Ok, so one night in college I was completely and utterly wasted. This was after 6 months of not drinking at all. I went with a couple friends to walk another friend home. On the way there I was listening to the light poles (like putting my ear up against them and then trying to match my humming to their humming). On the way back, we walked past a random semi parked on campus. I ran over to it and crawled underneath it (I'm not very big so it wasn't much of a feat). Unfortunately, all the people I was with were guys over 6 feet tall. After trying to coax me out for about 15 minutes, while I sat under the semi cracking up, one of them climbed under it and dragged me out. He pretty much dragged me home. I was laughing the entire way.

Then I got home and decided I wanted some Taco Bell and I was going to drive there and the same guy that dragged me out from under the semi picked me up, threw me over his shoulder, carried me up to my room, tossed me onto my bed and told me if I came out, he wasn't buying me alcohol (I wasn't quite 21 yet) for a month. I sat on my bed and pouted, waiting for someone to come entertain me or take me to taco bell for awhile, before I passed out, sitting up, with my arms crossed. Yup. Brilliant.

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

Hah, J&K. That is awesome. Taco Bell is the best drunk food. In fact, it's only good when you're drunk.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

J&K, best mental picture ever. Now we know where box kitty gets it! lol

COkristi · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_hey-anyone-want-talk-their-period-cordoba-house?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:9dee2a19-756b-400c-90cb-c1f39d5aeb35Post:f7912fd1-b874-4414-8a31-ef27b131992e">Re: Hey, does anyone want to talk about their period or Cordoba House?</a>:
[QUOTE]Ok, so one night in college I was completely and utterly wasted. This was after 6 months of not drinking at all. I went with a couple friends to walk another friend home. On the way there I was listening to the light poles (like putting my ear up against them and then trying to match my humming to their humming). On the way back, we walked past a random semi parked on campus. I ran over to it and crawled underneath it (I'm not very big so it wasn't much of a feat). Unfortunately, all the people I was with were guys over 6 feet tall. After trying to coax me out for about 15 minutes, while I sat under the semi cracking up, one of them climbed under it and dragged me out. He pretty much dragged me home. I was laughing the entire way. Then I got home and decided I wanted some Taco Bell and I was going to drive there and the same guy that dragged me out from under the semi picked me up, threw me over his shoulder, carried me up to my room, tossed me onto my bed and told me if I came out, he wasn't buying me alcohol (I wasn't quite 21 yet) for a month. I sat on my bed and pouted, waiting for someone to come entertain me or take me to taco bell for awhile, before <strong>I passed out, sitting up, with my arms crossed</strong>. Yup. Brilliant.
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

This is my favorite part. That's a great story.

Night_Sprite · August 2010

I feel like listening to lamp posts right now.

J&K10910 · August 2010

Yeah, when I told the guys how I passed out the next morning, the one said "Wow, after a full night of being a brat, you even passed out like a brat and woke up like a brat. I'm impressed with your consistency."

RYoung1485 · August 2010

Have any of you heard of snarky cards? They are of particular taste... the snarky variety. http://superalisa.com/ This is the maker's blog and examples of her cards. They are hilarious. Check them out, I totally lurk on her blog, but a warning, it does talk about periods. lol

RYoung1485 · August 2010

PS Love the hilarious drunk stories.

Hey, does anyone want to talk about their period or Cordoba House?

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