I'll get the ball rolling.
I confess that I get cranky when I go to Etiqutte/Snarky Brides/Various Boards on The Nest, and there ISN'T some new hot mess to read about.
I'm all "Come ONNNNN! Why are you all so boooorrring in here? It's already boring here at work! I was hoping for some shock and snarking!"
So I'm pretty sure that makes me an awful person, because I'm hoping that...
someone's hubby slept with his coworker at the office Christmas party but she can't call him on it because she found out about it while snooping through his facebook messages and she was thinking about leaving him anyway because she's pregnant and the stepson is threatening to kill the baby as soon as its born and has already killed the cat but she really thinks she shouldn't hold it against him because the re-marriage has been so hard on him, after all....
all for my own amusement.
*Shudder.* Yep, I'm a terrible person.