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Creepiest elevator ride ever.

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So, there is the old man that works in IT here. He's from some eastern European country and he has an accent that makes him sound like Dracula. Normally, I love the way he talks. But not today.

He walks into work at the same time I do. We get on the elevator and he just stares at me. It's not in a 'I'm attracted to you kind of way'. It's more of a 'I want to eat your kidney with a nice chianti and fava beans kind of way'.

I tried to make small talk, but he didn't even respond. Just kept staring. Then, the elevator reaches the floor that I am going to and it just sits there. It felt like 5 hours, but I think it was more like 20 seconds.

I've been shaking off the creepies ever since. Yuck.
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  • MarriedInAFeverMarriedInAFever member
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    Creepy! Sorry Cew! That does sound kinda hilarious though.

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  • betrothed123betrothed123
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    Ewww that's not fun.
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  • dmiller9274dmiller9274 member
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    Gross!  At least he didn't fart...elevator farts always make things more uncomfortable.
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  • scoettoscoetto member
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    Are you sure it wasn't a "I vant to suck your blood" kind of stare?
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  • goheels05goheels05
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    I totally thought there was going to be a fart in there somewhere.  Bummer.
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  • scoettoscoetto member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_creepiest-elevator-ride-ever?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:486ff64a-fb1a-48bc-8296-118d52b1b640Post:d619198f-54a2-455e-b60a-6925d4a4fadf">Re: Creepiest elevator ride ever.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Gross!  At least he didn't fart...elevator farts always make things more uncomfortable.
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  • pirategal03pirategal03 member
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    Elevators are awkward. 
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    No farts. Elevator farts are truly horrible. I think I would have preferred an elevator fart to this, though.
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  • NebbNebb member
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    I feel like were going to find out later he went on a rampage before work or something.
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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    I could imagine that being FI's dad. He grew up in the Transylvania region of Romania. He's never been creepy to me, but I can see how other people would get that vibe from him. 
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  • AllAboutTheBenjaminAllAboutTheBenjamin member
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    That is incredibly creepy - but you paint such a vivid picture when you say 'I want to eat your kidney with a nice chianti and fava beans kind of way,' that actually made me laugh out loud a little :)

    There is an intern in our office who will be in a little later and he creeps me the eff out - I always catch him staring at me at my desk, and if we're in the control room at the same time he's always blatantly staring at my boobs.  Creepy little creeper.
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  • kpwedkkkpwedkk member
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    :S  I'm creeped out, did he have this kind of a stare?





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    Yes! That was the exact stare!
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  • arthomas82arthomas82 member
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    Elevators are horrible. Exactly why I carry pepper spray!

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  • kpwedkkkpwedkk member
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    Ahh!! Maybe he really wanted a stare down contest with you in the elevator :O

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  • jollcm18jollcm18 member
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    Maybe he had really bad gas? And he didn't want to talk becuase he was afraid he might laugh and fart on accident.  Cause elevator farts really are awkward.
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