BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

LetsHikeToday · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : lol! Look two posts above this one. hahahaha It's really a last-resort kind of thing. You don't want to keep your dog on long-term medication, especially Xanax. A lot of Vets won't even prescribe for it. BUT WHEN THEY DO, I make them in bacon, turkey, chicken, tuna, etc. hahaha
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

I was shocked when out vet prescribed us an anti anxiety for a dog and we had to get it filled at target. I had no idea! It wasn't Xanax though and worked ehh. The thing that worked the most? Getting another dog. It was the best thing we ever did.

Girlie1030 · March 2012

I was told that if a dog sniffs your boobs instead of your lady bits, you may want to go pick up a pregnancy test. Don't know if there's any truth to it and I'm too lazy to google.

lbarr088 · March 2012

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[QUOTE]boobs are pretty awesome.<strong> I'm really glad I'm a female so that I can have nice ones.</strong> you know what's not awesome? bra prices!
Posted by jennamarie10[/QUOTE]

<div>Whomp whomp, well I feel left out.... </div>

lbarr088 · March 2012

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[QUOTE]I was told that if a dog sniffs your boobs instead of your lady bits, you may want to go pick up a pregnancy test. Don't know if there's any truth to it and I'm too lazy to google.
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

<div>Weird! I know that if a dog constantly sniffs a mole on a human that it could be cancerous. Dogs are the bomb.</div>

jennamarie10 · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : Whomp whomp, well I feel left out....
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

Ha, I'm sure yours are still nicer than man boobs!

i was just going to say I was glad I was a female so I can have boobs, but every mammal has boobs. This reminds me of a book I saw once called "Why Do Men Have Nipples?"

allisong23 · March 2012

Want to hear my embarrassing story?

I was roasting a whole chicken on Sunday with sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, rolls, cranberry sauce, etc. It vws going to be so freaking good.

When it was cooking, H commented that he thought he smelled plastic burning. I told him it was just the remnants of the crap that burned off when I ran the self-cleaning cycle the other day.

The chicken comes out and H lifted it out of the roasting pan. I managed to leave my chicken shears under the chicken in the roasting pan AND leave a piece of plastic inside the carcass, as well as part of the giblets. So the plastic on the handles of the shears are melted to the rack and there is burning plastic inside the bird. I cook a lot, and I have NEVER done something so stupid.

H went out to get a rotisserie chicken. Dinner was saved.

cardmonsta · March 2012

OMG Alli. hahahaha

When stuff like that happens to me, I just cry. Every time dinner is runed, I cry.

cardmonsta · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : Now I want to take a beach photo of H and photoshop out one or both of his nipples just to see what he would look like without them.
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

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</div><div>Did it for you.</div>

reils · March 2012

DJ, that story is hilarious.

I don't think I have any pet boob stories. Jack sits on them sometimes because he has to be as close as possible to my face if I am laying down but that's about it. He also licks my feet when I get out of the shower.

allisong23 · March 2012

My H is the best. If he did that, I would have flipped out om him. He just patted my head and went out for the new one.

lbarr088 · March 2012

I remember the first time I truly learned about gravity... I'm not talking about dropping an egg and a rock out of a window in elementary school gravity...

I was in gymnastics and a little boy punched his mom in the lower stomach, not hard but hard enough. She proceeded to say "Ouch honey, don't punch mommie's breasts."

My mind was blown.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

Did someone say boob?

allisong23 · March 2012

Breastfeeding has ruined my boobs, and I fear it is permanent. My once perky B/C's are now droopy D's. Tragedy.

cardmonsta · March 2012

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[QUOTE]Did someone say boob?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Ohai, twin.

</div>

reils · March 2012

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[QUOTE]Breastfeeding has ruined my boobs, and I fear it is permanent. My once perky B/C's are now droopy D's. Tragedy.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

<div>This scares me :(.</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : Ohai, twin.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

Hellew.

Wanna go for a bra-less walk on a street sometime? We could lock arms and just knock people out if they get too close.

lbarr088 · March 2012

I'm not one for surgical enhancements but I can't say that it hasn't come to mind......

All I can say is thank God FI is an a$$ man... at least that's what he tells me.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

When my mom got married she had DDs.

Four kids later she wears a padded A.

Yeah. I can't WAIT to feed my kids.

lbarr088 · March 2012

I like it when little kids call boobs "boops." It sounds cutesy.

baystateapple · March 2012

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[QUOTE]When my mom got married she had DDs. Four kids later she wears a padded A. Yeah. I can't WAIT to feed my kids.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

*wide eyes*

Damn. I'd be psyched if breastfeeding brought my DDD's down a few sizes. I have a feeling it's going to have the opposite effect, though.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : *wide eyes* Damn. I'd be psyched if breastfeeding brought my DDD's down a few sizes. I have a feeling it's going to have the opposite effect, though.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

Well, they definitely get bigger before they shrink. I honestly want to lose 20-30 lbs before I get pregnant. I have no idea how I'll be able to do that, lol, but seriously, I've got DDs now. I shudder to think what they can become when I'm pregnant.

My body is very much like my mom's. We're petite, but we definitely have (or in my mom's case, had, lol) a good rack and a healthy ass. I'm going to look like I'm growing babies in my boobs, belly AND ass for sure.

LetsHikeToday · March 2012

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[QUOTE]When my mom got married she had DDs. Four kids later she wears a padded A. Yeah. I can't WAIT to feed my kids.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

I hope my boobs go down a bit after I feed babies.

I also told H I'd like a boob lift after we are done having kids. Hopefully that works out for me.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

Oh and DJ... I am so afraid of not being able to shop at VS. If my boobs get any bigger I will have problems. I'm right on the edge. When I do buy a bra it's usually a pretty weird looking, slutty looking one, lol. Most of the cute bras there stop at Ds. The PINK line doesn't go past C, I don't think. What kind of bunk is that. Thanks, VS, for making me feel like a heifer.

And I don't even think of myself as a heifer, but yeah, sometimes I do feel like that when I shop there.

NicoleSahara · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : HA! Animals are so funny. DB loves to lick my feet when I get out of the shower. It's so gross, especially because I hate feet.<strong> I also love how the boob thread turned into a "Funny stories about boobs, animals' boobs, animals, and animals playing with boobs</strong>"
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

Ha I was thinking that too, but I guess I should have expected it with the title.

Know what's not cool? Getting a paper cut under your nail. Know what's even less cool than that? Forgetting about it and going to bite your nail, essentially biting your f-ing papercut. OUCH! I really need to quit biting my nails.

NicoleSahara · March 2012

When I was at victoria's secret I was shopping for a majorly padded bra, their add an extra cup size ones, and the sales lady said I was probably a B (I was excited about that). When I tried on the bra she said I should try on a C cup too, and ended up saying that one fit me better. There was so much padding I couldn't really tell a difference, but I thought it was funny they told a 34A that she was really a 32C.

cardmonsta · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : Oh ya that's the suck. I was more letting CM know and giving her an excuse to get another one. ETA cause teh only thing cuter than one puggle is two!
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

<div>hahaha no way. One is more than enough. On really bad days, I fantasize about life without a dog.</div><div>
</div><div>Mmmm.</div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

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[QUOTE]Once at Victoria's Secret, they tried convincing me to buy a 40 DD since they don't sell 36DDD. It clearly didn't fit, but they were like "oh the bigger band compensates for the fact that the cup is too small." I'm like.... "no, it doesn't. And I'm not spending $50 on a bra that I'm falling out of." I lost a lot of respect for the sales people who tried convincing me it looked good. Especially once the one made a comment about my weight. I think the pink line is supposed to be for girls? I think I remember hearing it, so that might be why they go smaller.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

Yep. They've told me that too - and my mom has even suggested it. Like I'll complain to her that I went and I couldn't find any 34DDs that I liked, and she'll go "well you could get a 36D?" Um. NO. NO NO NO.

The last time I went I bought two really cute bras. A pretty black lacy one and a hot pink lace one with fucking rhinestones on it. It's hot as hell. And I like wearing it. But sometimes a girl needs just a regular nude bra, you know? Lol. Those always seem harder to find for whatever reason.

cardmonsta · March 2012

I can't even shop for bras. I'm so happy target starting stocking my size. I hate "specialty size" bra stores.

reils · March 2012

I hate bra shopping so I end up wearing sports bras most of the time. My goal next time I go shopping is to buy a proper bra.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · March 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB! : hahaha no way. One is more than enough. On really bad days, I fantasize about life without a dog. Mmmm.
Posted by cardmonsta[/QUOTE]

Dude, trust me because I have been there before with my own puggle - it does get better. Those puppy months were hell. <em> HELL.</em> But she is a great dog now. She's only a little over a year old and still does a lot of puppy things, but it's definitely a lot less maddening these days. And she'll only mellow out a bit more as she gets older.

Seriously. Puppies are sure as hell cute but they are a fucking nightmare, lol.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

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