Please tell me your embarrassing work stories to make me feel better about how stupid I feel.
I was just walking down the hallway after heating my lunch when the lid popped off of my Pyrex and food splattered the wall and an office door. The WALL. Who even does that?
Of course it was right in front of the person here who hates me. He let out this HUGE sigh when he saw it. I just said "wow, I'm so glad that didn't get on anyone" and then cleaned it up as best I could with what's available here.
So tell me about the stupid and embarrassing things that have happened to you at work. I don't want to hear about falling down/up the stairs in school. Work only.