Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!

chelseamb11 · May 2012

The board is kinda dead today so I thought I'd share this.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20592904,00.html

The mom who is accused of taking her 5 year old tanning is saying her critics are just "jealous, they're fat and they're ugly".

No lady, you have orange skin. I am not jealous of your skin that looks like an orange leather purse.

brandichamberlain · May 2012

I saw this earlier. She is crazypants.

juliebug1997 · May 2012

Yeah? Well, she's 44 and looks pretty stupid with that bow in her hair. Boom! Roasted!

cheeseandrice · May 2012

I am not jealous of oompa loompas.

Also, she has a 5 year-old's hairbow in that picture.

Girlie1030 · May 2012

Holyfuck! She's only 44?! Sorry, I missed this this first go-round and hadn't seen her picture before.

avsfan33 · May 2012

Eh, I think I'd rather be blindingly white than look like that.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

I do not feel bad at all saying this chick is ugly. Her skin looks like a hybrid of leather and tree bark. Thefuck, lady?

LetsHikeToday · May 2012

Do you ever wonder how someone can look in the mirror and NOT see that they are too tanned? Especially if it makes you orange?

Megbo2012 · May 2012

I liked this picture better, she looks more of a burnt wood color than orange here, which is even more startling. -> Crazy

chelseamb11 · May 2012

Someone over on E said she heard this lady has tanorexia. I didn't even know it existed but it makes sense. There's no way she's not addicted to tanning.

kd.joseph · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:6e5a8383-9070-463b-803a-0bcdf7545f43">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]Do you ever wonder how someone can look in the mirror and NOT see that they are too tanned? Especially if it makes you orange?
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]

God, yes this! And you cant tell me no one else in her whole life hasnt mentioned this.

Can you imagine this being YOUR mom and she shows up at PTA, or teachers conference. I'd pretend I was being raised by wolves rather than be seen with her.

Girlie1030 · May 2012

WTF is with that lip liner in the pictures Meg just linked?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

The color of the skin is alarming, but for real, if she quits tanning the color will go away. The texture - wrinkles, sagging, sun-spots, etc - will always stay. Tragic, I tell ya.

LetsHikeToday · May 2012

I hope this has opened her eyes to how unhealthy she looks.

kd.joseph · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:424329e7-174a-4fd2-9705-430af5844cb6">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]I hope this has opened her eyes to how unhealthy she looks.
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]

Somehow I doubt it Hike. I would like to think so, but look at Tammy Faye, how many years was she teased? She went to her grave with that make-up.

lbarr088 · May 2012

She's definitely using the wrong/cheapo bronzer. I'm honestly surprised a salon lets her IN. Most places wont let you go two times in under 24 hours (the good places at least). Anywho, don't mind me sputtering random facts that I know nothing about ........

LetsHikeToday · May 2012

I somehow doubt it too kd. Wishful thinking?

I wonder how much she actually tans? My tanning salon had a once in 24 hours rule. I bet she goes to numerous places.

brandichamberlain · May 2012

It makes me wonder if she has memberships to more than one place, and that is how she gets away with tanning multiple times a day. I don't know if it mentions if she has her own tanning bed or not, but that could also be a factor.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

I didn't know Tammy Faye was dead!?

lbarr088 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:ebdc3c41-6d10-465c-a89c-0b34a636b2dd">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]I somehow doubt it too kd. Wishful thinking? I wonder how much she actually tans? My tanning salon had a once in 24 hours rule. I bet she goes to numerous places.
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]

<div>Most likely but seriously though, I would not let her in. With the way salons promote how safe they are, etc. I would not want someone like that walking out of a bed as I try and give my "UVA vs UVB speech." Heck, I'd run like a bat out of hell if I saw that when I first went to a salon.</div>

Girlie1030 · May 2012

Based on her pictures I'm also going to assume she's a heavy smoker (the deep lines around the lips, the ones I'm starting to get) so her health is obviously not a priority. I just don't understand how she can look in the mirrow and think that color looks good.

kd.joseph · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:c1f527ee-8e1b-496b-8bbb-de9074a76927">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]I didn't know Tammy Faye was dead!?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

And you say you're a reporter ;)

July of 07, she battled inoperable cancer for years.

kd.joseph · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:a51e09ea-b02b-4409-990d-f421c3cb26d9">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]Based on her pictures I'm also going to assume she's a heavy smoker (the deep lines around the lips, the ones I'm starting to get) so her health is obviously not a priority. I just don't understand how she can look in the <strong>mirrow</strong> and think that color looks good.
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

I read this exactly as you wrote it.

You know what will help those lines? :P

AllAboutTheBenjamin · May 2012

I had to google KD and then my memory was jogged, lol. I remember her looking pretty ghastly at the end there. So sad.

Nebb · May 2012

Im a terrible person, but without even considering her skin tone, shes fug. The orange just adds to how gross she looks. Imagine waking up and seeing that crouched on your bed making that face? Nuh oh, no thank you.

avsfan33 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:214a06e2-afef-4f67-82f7-ff87395359c6">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly! : Most likely but seriously though, I would not let her in. With the way salons promote how safe they are, etc. I would not want someone like that walking out of a bed as I try and give my "UVA vs UVB speech." Heck, I'd run like a bat out of hell if I saw that when I first went to a salon.
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

There's a woman in my home town who basically looks like this. She's scary looking. She OWNS the tanning salon here.

Girlie1030 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:1e575dba-9cde-4401-bd18-140a5f2f5982">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly! : I read this exactly as you wrote it. <strong>You know what will help those lines? :P
</strong>Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

I suppose the correct answer is not Estee Lauder?

ETA - And now the voice of the priest from The Princess Bride is in my head. Wuv, twue wuv...

kd.joseph · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:ab76905b-8a0e-4daf-8ebf-dd587c850bfb">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]Im a terrible person, but without even considering her skin tone, shes fug. The orange just adds to how gross she looks. Imagine waking up and seeing that crouched on your bed making that face? Nuh oh, no thank you.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

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lbarr088 · May 2012

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly! : There's a woman in my home town who basically looks like this. She's scary looking. She OWNS the tanning salon here.
Posted by avsfan33[/QUOTE]

<div>Yikes! The owner of the salon I may or may not go to does not look like that at all. Yeah, she's tan but not like "Hi my name is burnt tree bark, and you are?"...</div>

shaydenise · May 2012

Ugh this makes me really glad I stopped tanning. I did it for way too long. This woman is just ridiculous.

And KD, I have missed you! I feel like I haven't "seen" you in forever!

kd.joseph · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_guess-what-guys-were-jealous-fat-and-ugly?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:331fc593-1ea7-43df-86b5-0cc16f53d36bPost:e27fca02-d796-46cc-af26-dada06205896">Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Guess what guys, we're jealous, fat and ugly! : I suppose the correct answer is not Estee Lauder? ETA - And now the voice of the priest from The Princess Bride is in my head. Wuv, twue wuv...
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

Nope, not even close. But, I dont think I need to tell you. So, I wont say it.

Been there done that, been 4 years or so now (I quit keeping track)

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