How embarrassing!!!!

RandiLakin · May 2010

okay ladies i need some laughter in my life...list your most embarrassing moment that you have shared with your FH or hubby!!! We all know strange and mortifying events happen, lets all have a good laugh together!

RandiLakin · May 2010

after my second visit with josh (i lived 2 hrs. away so this is the 3rd time im seeing him) i had to shadooby soooo bad, well i waited til he left for work, and i told him i was leavin right after him i just wasn't quite packed yet....anyway, he leaves and i bolt for the bathroom, i had explosive diarrhea but boy did i feel much better. i had waited two nights to be alone with the porcelain king as i have been holding this in since i pulled in his driveway. UNFORTUNATELY i couldnt get the toilet to flush, i tried everything...i convinced myself that there is no hope and surely this guy isn't going to have anything to do with me now. hahaha....he called on my way back home and i told him i couldnt get his toilet to flush ... and he says he forgot to get some part for it the other day...it was broke as a joke. he was left with a nastyyyyyy suprise when he got home. but, hey were getting married now..so, it really is true love!!!

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]after my second visit with josh (i lived 2 hrs. away so this is the 3rd time im seeing him) <strong>i had to shadooby soooo bad</strong>, well i waited til he left for work, and i told him i was leavin right after him i just wasn't quite packed yet....anyway, he leaves and i bolt for the bathroom, i had explosive diarrhea but boy did i feel much better. i had waited two nights to be alone with the porcelain king as i have been holding this in since i pulled in his driveway. UNFORTUNATELY i couldnt get the toilet to flush, i tried everything...i convinced myself that there is no hope and surely this guy isn't going to have anything to do with me now. hahaha....he called on my way back home and i told him i couldnt get his toilet to flush ... and he says he forgot to get some part for it the other day...it was broke as a joke. he was left with a nastyyyyyy suprise when he got home. but, hey were getting married now..so, it really is true love!!!
Posted by RandiLakin[/QUOTE]

I had to stop reading at "shadooby."

[Deleted User] · May 2010

Shadooby? That's a new one. And yeah. That's pretty much a horrible story.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

Are we on The Bump? *looks around*

[Deleted User] · May 2010

No. I think we're in hell.

BlueBoxBride · May 2010

I confused George Jetson for mid-century designer George Nelson.

I asked my guy, "Do you think that cartoon show was named after George Nelson because his aesthetic is so futuristic?"

"Um, what are you talking about?"

"You know that show... *sings* Meet the Nelsons. Meet George Nelson. Jane his wife. Daughter Judy!"

(silence)

"OMG. Do you mean The Jetsons?!?"

blinkeysgirl · May 2010

Back quite a few years ago, I was in florida with family and friends. We all decided to do this ride where you were suspended high in the air and had to pull a rip cord to be dropped down.

Soo we all go on the ride and my nerves are shot at this time and we are watching the video of us in the gift shop loaded with people. Then there is this one video frame where someone is making a stupid face or whatever and we all start laughing. The only thing is, when I started laughing I also started peeing. I ran out there as fast as I could. I still dont even know if anyone noticed, well besides my family that had to endure the car ride home with me.

I told FI about it and he's still laughing about it. But he is just as bad..kinda. He woke up in a friends house after drinking and forgot where he was, so he peed in the corner of the friends spare room. When he actually woke up, neither of us could find where he peed to clean it up.

FI also has peed in a friends sink before because he didn't know where anything was. He never told the friend and doesn't even know if there were dishes in the sink.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

It kinda stinks in here, to be honest. Not that I expected hell to smell very fresh.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

I think hell would smell like old spice and a fart mixed together.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

Or shadoobies.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

Are shadoobies like boobies?

J&K10910 · May 2010

On that note, I'm going to go to bed and have nightmares.

sarah0725 · May 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:1c525554-b413-4c04-9b0d-c201d4cb7eaaPost:f8ec3640-9287-4c11-93c1-56693cd521cf">Re: How embarrassing!!!!</a>:
[QUOTE]Are shadoobies like boobies?
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

I sure hope not.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

I thought they were like the dump you take after getting high. But I like boobies better.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

Yeah. I don't know how I could stop up the toilet with my boobies.

RandiLakin · May 2010

oh come on...we all do it.. i dont get embarrassed easily and find my mishaps quite funny, just thought you might get a laugh. sorry if i offended you. im bored out of my mind and my FI has been outta town for over a week...really lonely, just trying to get some entertainment.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

You didn't offend me. Weirded me out beyond belief, maybe. But definitely didn't offend me.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

Don't worry Randi, I wasn't offended. Just a little surprised and grossed out. We usually don't see people leading threads with an explosive diarrhea story on this board. Unless you misread the board title as "Sharty Brides," in which case you are right on topic.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

Well, I think we just found our new board name.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

Sweet! I'm afraid of what the tagline will be though.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

I think if our board name was sharty brides, then our tagline would have to be "Oops".

RandiLakin · May 2010

oops I DO it again! lol

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

Haha!

rebeccalynn410 · May 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_embarrassing?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:1c525554-b413-4c04-9b0d-c201d4cb7eaaPost:1f7f8e40-0403-40ec-bcbf-6fbacc62abaf">Re: How embarrassing!!!!</a>:
[QUOTE]I think if our board name was sharty brides, then our tagline would have to be "Oops".
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

LOL. Awesome.

[Deleted User] · May 2010

Rebecca - where in NC are you?

rebeccalynn410 · May 2010

Raleigh/Cary. You?

blinkeysgirl · May 2010

This post reminded me of this

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308/saturday-night-live-oops-i-crapped-my-pants

[Deleted User] · May 2010

Winston Salem.

beatlesgirl25 · May 2010

I remember that blinkey! From back in the day.

rebeccalynn410 · May 2010

Sweet! You're next weekend!! Where are you having it?

How embarrassing!!!!

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