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YAY! SB is the place to vent about FMIL's

Okay, so I haven't really posted on here before but I am SOOO happy you found you ladies!  Need to vent about FMIL... (sigh)  may be long.. bear with me.

So FI and I are getting married Aug. 2013 and a strapped for cash.  He owns his own home remodeling business and with the recession has been hit a little hard.  I have been working about 6 months after being laid off for year with cancer. We both have bills, we both are saving money, we are both making this wedding thing happen.  Period.

So, my parents are pretty strapped as well.  While they have income coming in, they're money is tight and my father is laid off, mom is taking care of my 94 year old awesome grandmother.  With that said, they want me to have a nice wedding and want to pay for at least half of it.  My sister is contributing, and family in PR is contributing too.  FI family is NOT contributing anything. I don't mind, we never asked anyone for anything.  His father has been in and out of his life, his brother doesn't really bother with anyone, so that leave FMIL.

Although I get along wonderfully with this woman she has been pissing me the f*** off lately.  She is single, has a lot of money invested, owns rental properties, her own home etc.  She has always said that she wants to settle down at 61 and has been alone so long and blah blah blah.  She acts more like she's in her 20's or 30's.  Goes out to dance, likes to dress nice, takes care of herself, travels, excercises, etc.  With all of this she still hasn't found a man.  She had one briefly and ran him away acting like a 16 year old.  Here's the thing...

Ever since FI and I got engaged she has been on this crazy ass man hunt.  Although she is financially independent she has depended on FI for EVERYTHING (cutting grass, fixing cars, towing her, etc.).  She has been overly involved in EVERY aspect of his life from his finances to everything else.  He let this happen because he has a daughter from a previous relationship and if anything happened to him, he wanted his mom to be able to take care of things.  Now I step in the picture.  She's happy, she loves me, she Blesses me, etc.  BUT SHE'S JEALOUS.  Jealous that I'm taking her baby boy?  NO.  The bitch is jealous that I am getting married before she is and has readily stated it.  She continues to say that she doesn't know why FI proposed when he has no money for a wedding and doesn't understand why we dont' just do a wedding at a random church and just have some cake and punch.  She also has never HAD a wedding herself although she's been married twice.  She stated that when she cries at the wedding its going to be because it isn't her getting married, and would i be upset if she wore white?  BITCH YES!  Then she keeps saying she gave him enough money to help him in his life and refuses to help with the wedding because she has no more to give,  and in the same breath keeps telling my mother and me how she is dying to take a trip to the bahamas and she has clothes and jewelry and yada yada yada and if someone asked her to go on a cruise she just has to pack because she has it like that. WTF?  Again... that's her money.  I'm not expecting her to pay for anything but my mother has made her aware that she doesn't have money either but she is doing what she can take make sure her daughter and FSIL have a great day because we both have been through a lot and we both deserve it.  OMG.. I can go on and on about her ass.  She constantly asks, "how much are the flowers?"  I just say, "oh they arent' that bad."  When I do tell her how much something is, she goes behind my back to FI and complains that if we can save money for a wedding, we should be using that money towards our bills and just going to JOP.  Yet she asked me to help her plan her wedding because it has to be "all that" whenever she finds this man of hers.  She also told my mom that she paid for my engagement ring which is totally false.  FI WORKED for the ring by remodeling her house and that was the exchange instead of her giving him money for it.

Okay..... I feel a little better now.  Sorry for the length.
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    [QUOTE]Okay, so I haven't really posted on here before but I am SOOO happy you found you ladies!  Need to vent about FMIL... (sigh)  may be long.. bear with me. So FI and I are getting married Aug. 2013 and a strapped for cash.  He owns his own home remodeling business and with the recession has been hit a little hard.  I have been working about 6 months after being laid off for year with cancer. We both have bills, we both are saving money, we are both making this wedding thing happen.  Period. So, my parents are pretty strapped as well.  While they have income coming in, they're money is tight and my father is laid off, mom is taking care of my 94 year old awesome grandmother.  With that said, they want me to have a nice wedding and want to pay for at least half of it.  My sister is contributing, and family in PR is contributing too.  FI family is NOT contributing anything. I don't mind, we never asked anyone for anything.  His father has been in and out of his life, his brother doesn't really bother with anyone, so that leave FMIL. Although I get along wonderfully with this woman she has been pissing me the f*** off lately.  She is single, has a lot of money invested, owns rental properties, her own home etc.  She has always said that she wants to settle down at 61 and has been alone so long and blah blah blah.  She acts more like she's in her 20's or 30's.  Goes out to dance, likes to dress nice, takes care of herself, travels, excercises, etc.  With all of this she still hasn't found a man.  She had one briefly and ran him away acting like a 16 year old.  Here's the thing... Ever since FI and I got engaged she has been on this crazy ass man hunt.  Although she is financially independent she has depended on FI for EVERYTHING (cutting grass, fixing cars, towing her, etc.).  She has been overly involved in EVERY aspect of his life from his finances to everything else.  He let this happen because he has a daughter from a previous relationship and if anything happened to him, he wanted his mom to be able to take care of things.  Now I step in the picture.  She's happy, she loves me, she Blesses me, etc.  BUT SHE'S JEALOUS.  Jealous that I'm taking her baby boy?  NO.  The bitch is jealous that I am getting married before she is and has readily stated it.  She continues to say that she doesn't know why FI proposed when he has no money for a wedding and doesn't understand why we dont' just do a wedding at a random church and just have some cake and punch.  She also has never HAD a wedding herself although she's been married twice.  She stated that when she cries at the wedding its going to be because it isn't her getting married, and would i be upset if she wore white?  BITCH YES!  Then she keeps saying she gave him enough money to help him in his life and refuses to help with the wedding because she has no more to give,  and in the same breath keeps telling my mother and me how she is dying to take a trip to the bahamas and she has clothes and jewelry and yada yada yada and if someone asked her to go on a cruise she just has to pack because she has it like that. WTF?  Again... that's her money.  I'm not expecting her to pay for anything but my mother has made her aware that she doesn't have money either but she is doing what she can take make sure her daughter and FSIL have a great day because we both have been through a lot and we both deserve it.  OMG.. I can go on and on about her ass.  She constantly asks, "how much are the flowers?"  I just say, "oh they arent' that bad."  When I do tell her how much something is, she goes behind my back to FI and complains that if we can save money for a wedding, we should be using that money towards our bills and just going to JOP.  Yet she asked me to help her plan her wedding because it has to be "all that" whenever she finds this man of hers.  She also told my mom that she paid for my engagement ring which is totally false.  FI WORKED for the ring by remodeling her house and that was the exchange instead of her giving him money for it. Okay..... I feel a little better now.  Sorry for the length.
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    [QUOTE]FFS
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]


    ^^ truth
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  • Did anyone read that? CN?
  • this poor girl isn't going to be confused by these responses. lol.

    I'm sorry OP, I didn't read that very long last paragraph. SB may not be the place to vent about your FMIL.
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  • ErinG93ErinG93 member
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    I think you've mistaken SB for ....something else. Try chit chat? Hah.
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    [QUOTE] <strong>Try chit chat?</strong> Posted by ErinG93[/QUOTE]
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  • Pirate - girl thinks her FMIL has been on a decades long man-hunt without success and is jealous that she's getting married first. 
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  • NebbNebb member
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    No, it is not the place. Goodbye now!
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    [QUOTE]Pirate - girl thinks her FMIL has been on a decades long man-hunt without success and is jealous that she's getting married first. 
    Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]

    Sure. 
  • It's funny if you just read the capitalized words in the post:

    EVERYTHING EVERY SHE'S JEALOUS HAD BITCH YES! WTF JOP OMG WORKED!
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    Thanks for the summation pirate gal.  That's the jist of it.  She's a biatch.

    No I didn't understand all of the comments back but I do appreciate the sarcasm.  Now I know I'm not the only bitchy smart ass in the world.  Grassy ass ladies.

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    [QUOTE]Thanks for the summation pirate gal.  That's the jist of it.  She's a biatch. No I didn't understand all of the comments back but I do appreciate the sarcasm.  Now I know I'm not the only bitchy smart ass in the world.  Grassy ass ladies.
    Posted by prlove[/QUOTE]


    Don't let the door hit your grassy ass on your way out!
    panther
  • OK, who turned SB into a MIL bitch-fest? Nates, was that you?
  • prloveprlove member
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    @ all about.  Nah, I'm not going anywhere.  If anything I can relate to the other shitty issues everyone else is dealing with.  Empathy at it's best.  Makes me feel better.  And my ass isn't grassy.  Quite bootylicious actuallly. Wink
  • wtf is going on here?!

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    [QUOTE]@ all about.  Nah, I'm not going anywhere.  If anything I can relate to the other shitty issues everyone else is dealing with.  Empathy at it's best.  Makes me feel better.  <strong>And my ass isn't grassy.  Quite bootylicious actuallly.</strong>
    Posted by prlove[/QUOTE]
    What on earth do the two have to do together
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    [QUOTE]Thanks for the summation pirate gal.  That's the jist of it.  She's a biatch. No I didn't understand all of the comments back but I do appreciate the sarcasm.  Now I know I'm not the only bitchy smart ass in the world.  Grassy ass ladies.
    Posted by prlove[/QUOTE]

    <div>My ass is not grassy! I just weed whacked it yesterday. </div>
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    In Response to Re: YAY! SB is the place to vent about FMIL's:

    Thanks for the summation pirate gal.  That's the jist of it.  She's a biatch. No I didn't understand all of the comments back but I do appreciate the sarcasm.  Now I know I'm not the only bitchy smart ass in the world.  Grassy ass ladies.
    Posted by prlove

    Don't let the door hit your grassy ass on your way out! -allaboutthebenj..


    Just saying.  My ass isn't grassy.  I think its kinda fabulous.
  • prloveprlove member
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    Amen LP11509!  Amen....
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: YAY! SB is the place to vent about FMIL's : What on earth do the two have to do together
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    Very little, I hope.
  • You think your ass is fabulous?  Touche, my ass is the fairest of them all.  Oh well.

    I have an assignment, peace
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    [QUOTE]You think your ass is fabulous?  Touche, my ass is the fairest of them all.  Oh well. I have an assignment, peace
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]


    Probably is.  I don't hate, Snow White.  Keep being awesome.
  • Well, that is a nice story.

    AATB, I like your all caps summation the best.,
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: YAY! SB is the place to vent about FMIL's : Probably is.  I don't hate, <strong>Snow White</strong>.  Keep being awesome.
    Posted by prlove[/QUOTE]
    You make my brain hurt.
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  • Godamnit Nates you brought the crazy.
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  • kroot87kroot87 member
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    OP, I'm just a lurker but I'm pretty sure I can say this with confidence: you're doing it wrong.
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    [QUOTE]OP, I'm just a lurker but I'm pretty sure I can say this with confidence: you're doing it wrong.
    Posted by kroot87[/QUOTE]

    I too am a lurker and wholeheartedly agree.

    Also:

    [QUOTE]She acts more like she's in her 20's or 30's.  <strong>Goes out to dance, likes to dress nice, takes care of herself, travels, excercises, etc.</strong>
    Posted by prlove[/QUOTE]

    How dare she! Dumb c vnt. [/sarcasm]
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  • Another lurker here...

    OP - I don't think leading into the discussion about how she's well off and takes care of herself and THEN telling everyone how nasty she is was your best way to go. There is nothing wrong with a woman doing her thing and doing it well!

    As a lurker, maybe you should lurk around awhile before jumping in, or at least re-read your posts before you post them. IMHO and experience, this seems to work out better for you in the long run.
  • LP11509LP11509 member
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    I love the part where OP says that FMIL acts like she is in her 20's because she "takes care of herself".  Because clearly as soon as people hit 30, they stop bathing, grooming, and exercising.  It's all downhill from there!!
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