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I'm lurking on TN.

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Re: I'm lurking on TN.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Dude... that kid is gorge.  I saw New Year's Eve and he's in that.  Fucking shite, I'd be on him in a red hot minute.  YOW.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]



    He dropped a condom on the red carpet the other day. Some high school musical fans are all up in arms about it.
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  • Oooooh yay mara's H :) I WANT A PIC
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : He dropped a condom on the red carpet the other day. Some high school musical fans are all up in arms about it.
    Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]


    He practices safe sex, that's HOT!
    panther
  • How does one drop a condom on the red carpet?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : He dropped a condom on the red carpet the other day. Some high school musical fans are all up in arms about it.
    Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]

    <div>REAL DISNEY STARS HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX.</div><div>
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  • How does one mistakenly drop a condom? I feel like that doesn't accidentally happen.
  • edited March 2012
    Zac Efron can drop a condom on my red carpet any day.

    ...That sounds weird.  Whatever.
    panther
  • Zac Efron is going to give me babies, he just doesn't know it yet.
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    If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat. image

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    [QUOTE]Zac Effron can drop a condom on my red carpet any day. ...That sounds weird.  Whatever.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    <div>lolololing.</div>
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  • Apparently he was taking something out of his pocket to give to his manager or whoever follows him down the red carpet. The condom came out too and fell down.
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  • I just did an image search of Zac Efron and I think he looks like he could be Jared Leto's little brother.  Damn.  I'd tap that, too.
    panther
  • Jared Leto is FINE.
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    [QUOTE]Apparently he was taking something out of his pocket to give to his manager or whoever follows him down the red carpet. The condom came out too and fell down.
    Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]

    A condom wouldn't be nearly enough to protect him from what I would put him through, I tell you that much.  Dude should be investing in a full haz-mat suit because sh*t is going to get FREAKY.
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  • Since I don't wear my e-ring (my finger got fat and it snags everything) I think I'm going to wear this in it's place. Apparently that's what H bought it for. :)
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    [QUOTE]Jared Leto is FINE.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]



    Yes!
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  • Pretty Mara!

    I bet he is gonna want a blowie now.
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  • Very pretty Mara!  I adore sparkly shiit.

    panther
  • Jesus, my mind and mouth are fucking filthy today.
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    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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    edited March 2012
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    [QUOTE]Pretty Mara! I bet he is gonna want a blowie now.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
    Fuuck no! He's already cashed out his weekly allotment.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : A condom wouldn't be nearly enough to protect him from what I would put him through, I tell you that much.  Dude should be investing in a full haz-mat suit because sh*t is going to get FREAKY.
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    Seriously, I don't think he'd even have to touch me.  Just look me up and down with those HOT ASS EYES and FRICK.  I'm spent just thinkng about it.

    Is it hot in here?  Balls
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Fuuck no! He's already cashed out his weekly allotment.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    Prude.  That rings deserves a hand whammy at the very least
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    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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    [QUOTE]Jesus, my mind and mouth are fucking filthy today.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    <div>I was just going to comment on how fuucking on you are today.</div><div>
    </div><div>I have a WR story. I went to lunch with a friend who said he was at an engagement party where the bride-to-be passed out cards to her WP and then made an announcement saying, "If you got a card, it's because I want you in my WP. If you didn't, it's because I don't like you enough." lol.</div><div>
    </div><div>Reminds me of a middle-school birthday party.</div>
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    [QUOTE]AATB I gotta know.  Why don't you like donuts?
    Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]


    I already alluded in this thread that my doughnut hate is somewhat douchey... lol
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Prude.  That rings deserves a hand whammy at the very least
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    Just take the ring off first (ouch!).
    panther
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Prude.  That rings deserves a hand whammy at the very least
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
    If it was only that easy. He doesn't enjoy those. "It's too rough. It's like sandpaper. My diick looks like I was humping the carpet because of the friction burns."
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    [QUOTE]Ha!  He dropped it at a premier for a kids' movie.
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    <div>lol and at the fuucking Lorax, too. Nothing gets me more aroused then the Lorax, baby.</div><div>
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    </div><div>Bitch will rock your motherfuucking world.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Prude.  That rings deserves a hand whammy at the very least
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
    Agreed
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : If it was only that easy. He doesn't enjoy those. "It's too rough. It's like sandpaper. My diick looks like I was humping the carpet because of the friction burns."
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
    Dude.  This is what lube was invented for.<div>
    Well, not only this.  But things LIKE this.</div>
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