What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

Do it, Any!

I hope secret groom is appreciating all of this hilarity he's caused.

I picture him as the masked magician that tells all of the secrete behind the magic tricks. That's why he's interviewing us.

Anysunrise · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Do it, Any! I hope secret groom is appreciating all of this hilarity he's caused. I picture him as the masked magician that tells all of the secrete behind the magic tricks. That's why he's interviewing us.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

Pay no attention to the guy jerking it behind the curtain?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

Maybe he's writing a book.

I picture him as Dimitri the Lover.

kd.joseph · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:da5f1ae3-d0ec-4e99-9d2b-690a363c5634">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : Will you please make a skin suit of of me and steal my engagement ring? That is love to me. Otherwise, we're just playing games.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to get the well ready. My basement just doesnt have enough caverns.

I'm trying to figure out how to rent a panel van and get to Jersey man......give me a break! I'm working on it!

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : Pay no attention to the guy jerking it behind the curtain?
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
Hahahha! I'm dying here.

[Deleted User] · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:dd1d536e-13f3-4156-a501-2b57cbaff0ad">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : We just have different priorities, you and I. I like a guy I can sponge off of and parade around to all my friends as my fun little toy who I force to give me things. You like to keep yours locked away for your own sadistic pleasure. This does not make us bad people. It makes us bitches on a mission who know what we want.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

It's not love unless you have a man chained down in your basement.

I'm not a bitch. I'm a high-class lady who likes to slum it with the basement boy. Can't beat that.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

SecretGroom - is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDiocrNQdpU&feature=related

Just come clean.

Anysunrise · October 2010

Pish, you guys are all still softies. I have a complex underground maze with each path branching off into rooms filled with naked men and toys to satisfy every sexual deviancy known to man. It's underneath my castle. I have a moat too. That's right, I have a mother fuckin' moat.

mrscarter052011 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Really? You have to ask? Poop, sex swing, and electroejaculator.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

this and then add handcuffs and whip cream to bring it to 5.

kd.joseph · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Pish, you guys are all still softies. I have a complex underground maze with each path branching off into rooms filled with naked men and toys to satisfy every sexual deviancy known to man. It's underneath my castle. I have a moat too. That's right, I have a mother fuckin' moat.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

STEP AWAY FROM THE PORN!

LessThanZero · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Pish, you guys are all still softies. I have a complex underground maze with each path branching off into rooms filled with naked men and toys to satisfy every sexual deviancy known to man. It's underneath my castle. I have a moat too. That's right, I have a mother fuckin' moat.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

PICTURES OR IT'S NOT TRUE.

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : I'm trying to get the well ready. My basement just doesnt have enough caverns. I'm trying to figure out how to rent a panel van and get to Jersey man......give me a break! I'm working on it!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Yes! Nondescript vans just ooze the right amount of danger and affection.

[Deleted User] · October 2010

Stop by my place on your way home, any. I've got a gator for your moat. Just don't mind the desperate banging on pipes you hear as you walk out to the backyard.

Wait, what am I saying? H loves it down there.

kd.joseph · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:ef92862c-6795-46e5-a899-46801b12d56e">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : Yes! Nondescript vans just ooze the right amount of danger and affection.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

I'll make sure it has carpet.........Ooo, and a couch! Can you help me get the couch in the van?

Anysunrise · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : STEP AWAY FROM THE PORN!
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]

What, you mean you don't get sex with your pizza?

Anysunrise · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? : PICTURES OR IT'S NOT TRUE.
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

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kd.joseph · October 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you? :
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Thats Fricken hilarious!!!

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

Why do they post something like this and never come back.

Are you so secret that you can't reply?

...Do you work for the FBI?

LessThanZero · October 2010

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[QUOTE]Why do they post something like this and never come back. Are you so secret that you can't reply? ...Do you work for the FBI?
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Maybe he's mad because now he can't turn on his secret bride.

SecretGroom62 · October 2010

I'm simply taking notes... let's see here:
- Poop – I assume my own
- Adult diapers – I assume for the poop.
- Breakfast in bed – With or without poopy diapers?
- Garbage – For removal, perhaps of the poop-filled diapers?
- Massive diamonds – A woman finding money sexy… I’m shocked
- Stolen engagement ring – Again, shocked
- Lots of money – Again, shocked
- Sex swing – Is this for the basement?
- Hand cuffs – For use with the sex swing?
- Chains & collar – Is this in addition to the cuffs?
- Electrojaculator – but if I have one of these, do I need her?
- Whipped cream – OK, but hard to put it on with the cuffs.
- Toe nail powder – tasty!
- Skin suit – Now we’re talking!
- Moat - I always wanted one!
- A rabbit – The vibrator, or a real rabbit? Boy, am I looking forward to this weekend!

LessThanZero · October 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-5-things-guy?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0c16de1e-27f6-41a5-93c2-cec63bffdf2aPost:e4059ed9-6e37-475d-b607-9357f05c8a5c">Re: What are your favorite 5 things your guy does for you?</a>:
[QUOTE]I'm simply taking notes... let's see here: - Poop – I assume my own - Adult diapers – I assume for the poop. - Breakfast in bed – With or without poopy diapers? - Garbage – For removal, perhaps of the poop-filled diapers? - Massive diamonds – A woman finding money sexy… I’m shocked - Stolen engagement ring – Again, shocked - Lots of money – Again, shocked - Sex swing – Is this for the basement? - Hand cuffs – For use with the sex swing? - Chains & collar – Is this in addition to the cuffs? - Electrojaculator – but if I have one of these, do I need her? - Whipped cream – OK, but hard to put it on with the cuffs. - Toe nail powder – tasty! - Skin suit – Now we’re talking! - Moat - I always wanted one! - A rabbit – The vibrator, or a real rabbit? Boy, am I looking forward to this weekend!
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]

That was hilarious. You really summed this up well.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · October 2010

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[QUOTE]I'm simply taking notes... let's see here: - Poop – I assume my own - Adult diapers – I assume for the poop. - Breakfast in bed – With or without poopy diapers? - Garbage – For removal, perhaps of the poop-filled diapers? - Massive diamonds – A woman finding money sexy… I’m shocked - Stolen engagement ring – Again, shocked - Lots of money – Again, shocked - Sex swing – Is this for the basement? - Hand cuffs – For use with the sex swing? - Chains & collar – Is this in addition to the cuffs? - Electrojaculator – but if I have one of these, do I need her? - Whipped cream – OK, but hard to put it on with the cuffs. - Toe nail powder – tasty! - Skin suit – Now we’re talking! - Moat - I always wanted one! - A rabbit – The vibrator, or a real rabbit? Boy, am I looking forward to this weekend!
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]

NICE

Anysunrise · October 2010

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[QUOTE]I'm simply taking notes... let's see here: - Poop – I assume my own - Adult diapers – I assume for the poop. - Breakfast in bed – With or without poopy diapers? - Garbage – For removal, perhaps of the poop-filled diapers? - Massive diamonds – A woman finding money sexy… I’m shocked - Stolen engagement ring – Again, shocked - Lots of money – Again, shocked - Sex swing – Is this for the basement? - Hand cuffs – For use with the sex swing? - Chains & collar – Is this in addition to the cuffs? - Electrojaculator – but if I have one of these, do I need her? - Whipped cream – OK, but hard to put it on with the cuffs. - Toe nail powder – tasty! - Skin suit – Now we’re talking! - Moat - I always wanted one! - A rabbit – The vibrator, or a real rabbit? Boy, am I looking forward to this weekend!
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]

Who wouldn't want a moat? Seriously.

[Deleted User] · October 2010

I must be in the minority, I really didn't see a point to SG's follow up.

mehgank · October 2010

I didn't either, Seshat. I think he was trying to be witty by summing up the previously witty replies, but it just fell flat.

[Deleted User] · October 2010

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[QUOTE]I didn't either, Seshat. I think he was trying to be witty by summing up the previously witty replies, but it just fell flat.
Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's what I got. And it didn't answer anyprevious questions--the point of the OP, who SG is (AE, troll?), why he/she wants to know. These are important questions.

SecretGroom62 · October 2010

I asked what I wanted to know… and you answered. Now I’m just considering my options for the big day…

Option A: Put on skin suit obtained from… well, never mind that now. Put on the adult diapers – crap in them. Serve her breakfast in bed, with a side of cash and diamonds (including the stolen one). Set whipped cream, powdered toenail, and rabbit vibe neatly on table for later use. Put on collar and handcuffs and chain myself into the sex swing in the basement. Wait.

Option B: Use electrojaculator. Watch football.

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

I found the ejaculator bit funny, but that was it.

mehgank · October 2010

I don't understand why he gets to ask questions, we answer them, and he answers none of ours.

It's a two way street buddy. Just ask your Secret Bride.

NatesGirl16 · October 2010

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[QUOTE]I asked what I wanted to know… and you answered. Now I’m just considering my options for the big day… Option A: Put on skin suit obtained from… well, never mind that now. Put on the adult diapers – crap in them. Serve her breakfast in bed, with a side of cash and diamonds (including the stolen one). Set whipped cream, powdered toenail, and rabbit vibe neatly on table for later use. Put on collar and handcuffs and chain myself into the sex swing in the basement. Wait. Option B: Use electrojaculator. Watch football.
Posted by SecretGroom62[/QUOTE]
I did laugh aloud at that part.

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