Dear animal hospital,
Please take excellent care of my puppy. She's never had to stay at a kennel overnight, so she going to need a little extra love whenever you can spare it. Please make sure her surgery goes perfectly! Also, please call me as soon as it's done and let me know that she's okay. I know this is routine, but she's my baby and I'm a very nervous mama.
I'm paying you big bucks to not screw this up,
Kaya's mom
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Dear potential new job,
Please call me today. I know you've contacted at least one of my references, and I know you've interviewed everyone you wanted to by now. I am literally waiting for your call. I'm going to be an awesome employee, please please please give me a chance. I cannot focus on anything else until I hear from you!!!
Sincerely,
The awesome woman you interviewed last week
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Dear BF,
I promise that as soon as I know about this job (either way), you won't have to deal with me being psycho anymore. You may have to deal with a few tears if it doesn't work out though.
You've been warned,
J
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Dear Mom,
Stop telling me about wedding venues. Do you see a ring on my finger? No. Have I given you any indication that you will see one anytime soon? No. I love you, but relax.
Love,
Your oldest