OLW

cu97tiger · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Maybe tonight. Hopefully tonight.
Posted by jenjenniferf[/QUOTE]

I will text you some encouragement

suzie211 · May 2013

Dear rdr,

3 days until you're a MRS! So excited for you. Enjoy every minute of your special day! Please AW the hell out your pics afterwards! I can't wait to see how all of your planning has come together.

Love,

Suzie

Dear Ute,

Settle down your baby crazies. There canz be no babies in you until September. This lady has a dress to fit into and lots of tasty alcoholic drinks to have. Feel free to take a vacation from the crazy until Sept.1st.

Sincerely,

Only room for wedding crazy

Dear FI,

See above. I love that you are excited to get me all KU this fall, but please cool the baby talk until after the wedding. Wedding planning has me at pretty much capacity stress level. Don't worry, there will still be lots of baby making practice over the next 4 months.

Sincerely,

Practice makes perfect

Dear Travel Agents,

I have reached out to 3 of you. 3!!! Do none of you understand that you actually need to call potential customers back to make money?!? If I have to listen to FI complain one more time about our non-booked HM, I will hunt you all down.

Sincerely,
Angry and HMless

suzie211 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Maybe tonight. Hopefully tonight.
Posted by jenjenniferf[/QUOTE]

Good luck! I'll work on stealing some of FI's baby crazy and send it your H's direction!

csousa1 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Round 2: Dear rdr, I wish I didn't have this half-marathon this weekend so I could crash your wedding. Don't worry, I'd just stand in the back and take Sous's seat whenever she went to the bathroom to poop. You're going to be a beautiful bride and I hope you enjoy every second. Love, Tiger Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]

I would do my best to poop a LOT just for you, dear

csousa1 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Dear job, I'm going to pee. Love, Your potential (pending background/reference checks) new employee ************* Dear BF, I just love you, so much. I love our life, I love our pets, I love your unwavering support and encouragment. I love that we're on the same page about the important things, and the trivial things too. I love that you've gotten me obsessed with Citizen Radio, and I've gotten you obsessed with Harry Potter. I knew that life was going to come together for me one of these days, and I am so SO happy that it is, now, with you. I love you, GF
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

Dear Universe,

It's about time!!! Thanks for answering all my prayers/hopes/dreams for my good friend, I knew you would

Dear Bri,

This is where I am going to say I told you so

And I love you. And no one deserves it all more than you

Belle2188 · May 2013

Dear Auditors,

Please don't ask me any questions or I'll cry.

Thanks,

Scared Little Worker

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Dad,

When you die I most certainly will not tell little brother it's his fault for stressing you out so much. I know he's a pain in the butt but almost making you late isn't exactly an offence worthy of a lifetime of guilt. Not to mention you're probably going to out live us all, so this is really a moot point.

Love you but you're crazy,

Your Eldest Child

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Dear BF,

I really can't apologize enough for being a little BSC lately. I know you said it's really not necessary to apologize and that you're really not bothered by it, but I just don't feel like myself and I want to be the cool GF again. I think I need to give in and make some CA girlfriends so I can get some of my crazy out before I come home to you. Refusing to discuss the seriousness of this with anyone else was not the best idea I ever had.

Love You,

Your BSC GF

beanbot2002 · May 2013

Dear RDR:
BAAAAAAAAAH! 3 freaking days! I'm super excited for you and Mr. Squatch. Your wedding will be the wedding to end all weddings. Of this, I'm sure. I hope you guys have the most wonderful time, drink loads and loads, survive the next day with no hangovers, and have an absolutely amazing time on your HM (I'm jealous of your HM BTW).
xoxoxoxoxo
The Help
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NEY Girls going to RDR's wedding:
There better be a group tackle hug. There also better be pics of this. Make sure you give her extra kisses from her favorite mexican!
Safe travels to each of you!
xoxoxoxo
Tortilla maker
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Dearest Uterus:
I don't know what else to do to make you cooperate. I really wish you could speak and tell me exactly what is going on and why you don't want to get with the program. I really really don't want to have to go through extra measures. Can we come to an agreement? Please? Like JenJen, I want allthebehbehs!
Sincerely,
Freaking Frustrated
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Dear Stillwell:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Love,
Bean
PS: locking down your FB to avoid Happy Birthday messages made me super sad.
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Dear Jen Jen/Tiger/LaSak:
Can I come drink all the wines with you?
xoxo
Don't let me drive home
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Dear Senor:
I'm super bummed that you're going to have to go back to the night schedule. I know it's 4 months away, but I'm already bummed about not getting to see you/fall asleep next to you. These last months of day shifts have been wonderful and I don't want to let them go.
Love,
I'm sure we'll figure out how to make it work
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Dear Friend's Wedding Cruise:
I CAN'T WAIT!!!! Hurry up August!
love,
Girl who's never been on a cruise

beanbot2002 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Dear RDR, YOU'RE GETTING MARRRRRIEEEDDD!!! I can't wait to dance and drink and laugh and have so so so much fun with you on Saturday. Your BFF Scotty can't wait either :-) Love, Sisser ************* Dear Sakalicious, Sous, and Peek, ALL.THE.WINE. That is all, LaBBQ ************* Dear job, I'm going to pee. Love, Your potential (pending background/reference checks) new employee ************* Dear BF, I just love you, so much. I love our life, I love our pets, I love your unwavering support and encouragment. I love that we're on the same page about the important things, and the trivial things too. I love that you've gotten me obsessed with Citizen Radio, and I've gotten you obsessed with Harry Potter. I knew that life was going to come together for me one of these days, and I am so SO happy that it is, now, with you. I love you, GF
Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

HOLY CRAP! I totally missed whenever you posted this info!! I'm so so so so happy for you!

audrewuh · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Dear Boss, Thanks for alllll of the praise yesterday on the conference. I'm so glad everything went so well. I get today and tomorrow to recover, and then it's back to office cleaning. Also, if you could let me know when we're officially firing bookkeeper, that'd be awesome. Love, Exhausted employee -- Dear Snuggleupagus, I bought fun stuff for use in the hotel room this weekend. Get. Excited. Love, Fishy -- Dear Squatch, THREEEEEE DAYSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't effing wait to see you woman. Love, Pee K -- Dear Bri, Sous, and Sakaroni, I can't wait to get drunk with you hoars. Love, Pee K
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]

I love that you're posting about the exciting sexy times you're going to have at your BFF's wedding... and then addressing the bride right after.

I'm super sensitive to talking about sex stuff right now, apparently.

Swazzle · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : I love that you're posting about the exciting sexy times you're going to have at your BFF's wedding... and then addressing the bride right after. I'm super sensitive to talking about sex stuff right now, apparently.
Posted by audrewuh[/QUOTE]

Why?? I don't get it. I hope everyone has the sex.

Swazzle · May 2013

NEY MAKES ME SO HAPPY. You guys are seriously the best

audrewuh · May 2013

Dear church ladies and family members,

Please stop asking about our honeymoon sex. It is not your busines. I'm running out of polite things to say to you. Especially when you post on facebook.

Stop.

Awkward Aud

Dear Rach,

I cannotfreakingwait!!! I'm planning my whole Saturday around your ceremony and I'm going to drink all the things here in Texas for you!! You are going to be the most beautiful bride anyone has ever seen and it's going to be a blast!! AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE MRS SWAZZLECOCK!!!

So excited for you,

Aud

Dear self,

Get out of bed and go to work.

Geez,

Self.

Dear apartment,

I cleaned you last night. The least you could have done was to not get me sick. I'm really not appreciating feeling like sh!t because I picked up all the cat hair and dust. And it's not my fault I clean so much better than H. So please quit punishing me for cleaning!!

No love,

Sick tennant

Dear H,

I love you. That is all.

Love,

Wife

GoldenPenguin · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Why?? I don't get it. I hope everyone has the sex.
Posted by rdr716[/QUOTE]

Since neither Sakalicious nor Souzer want to snuggle with me, I will be having all.the.sex. Wine-fueled. You've now given me permission to get drunk and have sex. This is officially the best wedding ever.

tuarceatha · May 2013

Tiger- Thanks!

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Good luck! I'll work on stealing some of FI's baby crazy and send it your H's direction!
Posted by suzie211[/QUOTE]

haha. I'm worried he'll be like "Let's wait a few more years." But I wanna be a mama-to-be this year.

audrewuh · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Why?? I don't get it. I hope everyone has the sex.
Posted by rdr716[/QUOTE]

I think I'm just like ZOMG WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT THE SEXY STUFF YOU BOUGHT "WITH" YOUR BF RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR BFF WHO'S ABOUT TO GET MARRIED THAT'S SO AWKWARD because too many people have been making comments and asking quesitons about my "new" sex life. It's really uncomfortable and I'm kind of scarred.

peekaboo2011 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Why?? I don't get it. I hope everyone has the sex.
Posted by rdr716[/QUOTE]

I bought the following things for this weekend (safe for work. Promise)

http://www.lushusa.com/Sex-Bomb/00157,en_US,pd.html?start=3&cgid=bath-bombs

http://www.lushusa.com/From-Dusk-Till-Dawn/03841,en_US,pd.html?start=1&cgid=massage-bars

We are going to have all of the sex.

Peaseblossom55 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Maybe tonight. Hopefully tonight.
Posted by jenjenniferf[/QUOTE]

Do it!

suzie211 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Tiger- Thanks! In Response to Re: OLW : haha. I'm worried he'll be like "Let's wait a few more years." But I wanna be a mama-to-be this year.
Posted by jenjenniferf[/QUOTE]

Finger's crossed that he does, too!

And I am right there with you on the bolded. FI is convinced everyone magically gets pregnant ASAP and that we're going to have a honeymoon baby. Um, the world doesn't always work that way. His friends were just fertile and lucky!

I hope there are lots of NEY babies by the end of this year! With one of them being a Jenjen baby!

ETA: I promise I really know the difference between their and there.

Peaseblossom55 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : I bought the following things for this weekend (safe for work. Promise) http://www.lushusa.com/Sex-Bomb/00157,en_US,pd.html?start=3&cgid=bath-bombs http://www.lushusa.com/From-Dusk-Till-Dawn/03841,en_US,pd.html?start=1&cgid=massage-bars We are going to have all of the sex.
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]
I need to get those, they look awesome. Let me know how they are.

suzie211 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : I bought the following things for this weekend (safe for work. Promise) http://www.lushusa.com/Sex-Bomb/00157,en_US,pd.html?start=3&cgid=bath-bombs http://www.lushusa.com/From-Dusk-Till-Dawn/03841,en_US,pd.html?start=1&cgid=massage-bars We are going to have all of the sex.
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]

I live about 3 blocks away from a Lush store. Love that place. Their bombs are amazing. I have a massage bar, but not that one. I think the one I have smells like chocolate. FI is weird about stuff that smells too girly, but he actually really liked the bar.

I don't think you or your BF will be dissappointed in your purchases.

peekaboo2011 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : I live about 3 blocks away from a Lush store. Love that place. Their bombs are amazing. I have a massage bar, but not that one. I think the one I have smells like chocolate. FI is weird about stuff that smells too girly, but he actually really liked the bar. I don't think you or your BF will be dissappointed in your purchases.
Posted by suzie211[/QUOTE]

I fell in love with Lush when I lived in Germany. I stopped by yesterday to pick up a bath bomb and a bubble bar as a treat, and I ended up with a free facial and arm/hand massage. It was amazing. Also, they're opening spas in NYC and Philly. I'm so. excited.

minskat30 · May 2013

Dear RDR,

I'm so excited for you! Please come back after your amazing honeymoon and share pictures!

Lots of love,

Minskat

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Dear Work,

14-16 hour days = hell

No love,

Tired employee

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Dear NEY gals,

That is all...I have to get back to work.

Will catch up soon.

suzie211 · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : I fell in love with Lush when I lived in Germany. I stopped by yesterday to pick up a bath bomb and a bubble bar as a treat, and I ended up with a free facial and arm/hand massage. It was amazing. Also, they're opening spas in NYC and Philly. I'm so. excited.
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]

This needs to happen in my hood. I spend way too much money there now, but would be happy to spend more if one of these opened.

Jealous of the facial and massage! I think I've just gotten my hands washed a lot at mine. Ha!

loves2shop4shoes · May 2013

Dear Management Company,

I have been asking you to come and snake the tub for the past 2 weeks. It's getting gross. If you don't send someone by the end of today, like you promisedl, I might withhold rent for a few weeks...so you can get the message.

No love,
Tenant who always pays on time, so do your end of the deal

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Dear Bri,

So excited about your job!!!! SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

Love,

Shoes
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Dear RDR,

Congratulations! I know you're going to be a beautiful bride. Can't wait to see pics!

Love,

Shoes
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Dear Liv,

I love you.

Shoes
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Dear DH,

You are the best friend I've ever known. You're the best part of my life. I'm lucky to have you. Thanks for dealing with my shenanigans and mood swings. I appreciate how sweet and supportive you always are. I love you with every fiber of my being.

Wifey
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Dear Jobs in Chicago,

I need one of you to hire me. Or my H. Don't all yell out at once.

Impatient applicant
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Dear Self,

You'll get through this suckfest. Remember that it could be a lot worse. Be thankful for what you have and try to focus on the positive. And stop neglecting your blog, FFS.

Shoes
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Dear Buggle,

I cannot tell you how much your constant source of love, support, and laughter mean to me. I'm so glad that we've become friends. You're a great person and I'm lucky to have you in my life.

Love,

Your friend that lives in your computer

RWS2011 · May 2013

Dear Still,
Happy Birthday!
Sincerely,
RWS

Dear RDR,
Your wedding will be lovely, as will you! Happy wedding weekend!
Best wishes,
RWS

Dear Universe, or Fates, or Whatever,
Please send me a job opportunity: a solid nonprofit with a mission I can support, decent pay, not too many hours, because I like to actually spend time with my daughter. I can promise passion, creativity, and a respectable work ethic.
Impatiently,
Still Unemployed

Dear Head,
I am sorry that none of the medications have worked out, but do you really have to plague me with pain 3-4 nights a week? You suck.
Rationally irritated,
The person stuck living with you

Shiroyasha · May 2013

Dear RDR,

Congrats on the wedding this weekend! I hope you enjoy it!

Sincerely,

Shiroyasha

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Dear Friends,

You went from making me completely angry to making me really happy. I'm glad we actually can get together this weekend and do something fun. I can't wait to see everyone.

Love,

BFFL

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Dear BF,

Happy Anniversary and I swear I want to kick your butt. We had plans this weekend. Remember the big anniversary and birthday weekend? We were going to do fun stuff? But since you won't take the time off, I guess I'm doing it by myself. My feelings are hurt. I'll get over it. Next time work on your timing. Also, I guess I'm driving down to my hometown by myself because I have PLANS that you are throwing a wrench into with your noncommittal schedule.

Love,

Disgruntled GF

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Dear UPS,

Can you please deliver my replacement phone faster?! I want it now!!!

Sincerely,

Excited

GoldenPenguin · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]Dear Sous, We're going to have a hair dildo party with wine. Way better than silly sex. Love, Sak
Posted by laurenb09[/QUOTE]

Dear Sakalicious,

I will be crashing this party, because Sous said she would use the hair dildo and her Naked2 Palette on me. So there.

And you thought you had gotten rid of me. Serves you right, you hotel room-sharing traitor.

,
BriBQ

tuarceatha · May 2013

In Response to Re: OLW:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: OLW : Finger's crossed that he does, too! And I am right there with you on the bolded. FI is convinced everyone magically gets pregnant ASAP and that we're going to have a honeymoon baby. Um, the world doesn't always work that way. His friends were just fertile and lucky! I hope there are lots of NEY babies by the end of this year! With one of them being a Jenjen baby! ETA: I promise I really know the difference between their and there.
Posted by suzie211[/QUOTE]

Yeaaa good point. I'm thinking I need to bring it up now because I know there are several other steps I/we need to take before I can become anything more than a wanna-be mama.

IrishDreamer · May 2013

Dear rdr, I love you!!! You're going to be a beautiful bride. I expect lots of pictures! Love Irish Dear exFI, now known as mother effing cuntasoraus Rex, Eff off. No love, R

audrewuh · May 2013

In Response to Re:OLW:
[QUOTE]Dear rdr, I love you!!! You're going to be a beautiful bride. I expect lots of pictures! Love Irish Dear exFI, now known as mother effing cuntasoraus Rex, Eff off. No love, R
Posted by IrishDreamer[/QUOTE]

Hugs and snuggles!!! And wine.

OLW

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