This is unapologetically random; you've been warned!
My coworker who shares my half cubicle is a really nice lady who brings candy to work for everyone, which is sweet. Unfortunately that means my cubicle is visited A LOT during the day. She recently got this electric dispenser that does not itself drive me crazy, but rather how it's used drives me batty.
It has a sensitive hands free dispenser that should be easy to use, but if your hand isn't still, spew candy everywhere. Every. Person. Who. Uses. It. Spews candy everywhere, giggles about it and makes a big deal, then looks to me to share the apparent fun. It's friggin candy on the floor, we aren't 4, you've had 3 months to learn how to use it, and I'm here to work, not share the apparent joy over something so assinine and incompetant.
I've put up with it for months, figuring people would learn how to use it. No dice. I want to bring a hammer in and destroy it in front of the next moron xho can't handle a candy dispenser.
That's about all I got. Sorry about posting on mobile, can't use office computer for obvious reasons.
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