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TKzilla · May 2013

When do I get officially initiated into the Married Hags Club?

I don't have any really good pictures (I may have requested that people put their damn phones away for the ceremony) but once I do I will SO be putting them in a big ol' AW thread.

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

Also, you need a hideous housecoat and fuzzy slippers. How else will people recognize you?

TKzilla · May 2013

This is the only picture I have, and it's really of DH (holy crap he's DH now, not FI) trying to help me back up our sandy "aisle" because it was uphill and I was tripping on my dress:

I'm not sure how well you can see it because I'm still not New-TK-literate.

For real though, I'm not even sure if we're really married because we lost our marriage license before anyone could sign it... so I guess I get a do over, right?

TKzilla · May 2013

I'm buying hideous green face masks tomorrow. Cold cream, anyone?

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

Eeeee! I love your fluffy dress! Fluffy dresses make my world go round.

TKzilla · May 2013

The alterations manager said it was "veddy poofy". Indeed. I felt like I was sitting on a marshmallow whenever I put my butt in a chair!

ravenray · May 2013

Peledreamsofrain said:

Also, you need a hideous housecoat and fuzzy slippers. How else will people recognize you?

But Pele... I like that robe... Do I get kicked out of the OMH club?

Your dress is so fun Courtney! You look beautiful.

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

ravenray said:

Peledreamsofrain said:

Also, you need a hideous housecoat and fuzzy slippers. How else will people recognize you?

But Pele... I like that robe... Do I get kicked out of the OMH club?

Your dress is so fun Courtney! You look beautiful.

No, actually I like it too :P. I tried to post a hideous robe, but I saw that one and my ovaries overrided me. I try to give in on the small stuff so they don't make me kill a random dude in public on a horomonal day.

ravenray · May 2013

Peledreamsofrain said:

ravenray said:

Peledreamsofrain said:

Also, you need a hideous housecoat and fuzzy slippers. How else will people recognize you?

But Pele... I like that robe... Do I get kicked out of the OMH club?

Your dress is so fun Courtney! You look beautiful.

No, actually I like it too :P. I tried to post a hideous robe, but I saw that one and my ovaries overrided me. I try to give in on the small stuff so they don't make me kill a random dude in public on a horomonal day.

Good call. No matter how annoying the random dude is, that is a lot of paper work to do for a simple impulse that could have been given away to this robe.

WinstonsGirl · May 2013

CourtaniaLynn said:

For real though, I'm not even sure if we're really married because we lost our marriage license before anyone could sign it... so I guess I get a do over, right?

Absolutely. For your do-over, your dress should be poofier that the first, you should have a shower and invite everyone you know, re-register and include inserts in your invites so people know to give you more stuff, and generally do whatever else you want. It's your (second) day, so you can do whatever you want. :P

Congratulations on the first wedding. I love the picture!!

AJuliaNJ · May 2013

EllaYoung said:

You are so beautiful! Congratulations! Now, get the hell off The Knot, you old married hag!

Yeah, don't you realize you are supposed to move to the Nest now? Haha.

TKzilla · May 2013

No lie, I got kicked over to TN this morning. I was like NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

I'm so worn out from the weekend and I have 12 hour shifts for the next three days. Meh. Back to reality.

vanityink · May 2013

CourtaniaLynn said:

No lie, I got kicked over to TN this morning. I was like NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

I'm so worn out from the weekend and I have 12 hour shifts for the next three days. Meh. Back to reality.

It kept trying to do that to me too! I'm hoping I've now been a married hag long enough they'll give up for a while.

WinstonsGirl · May 2013

CourtaniaLynn said:

No lie, I got kicked over to TN this morning. I was like NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

I'm so worn out from the weekend and I have 12 hour shifts for the next three days. Meh. Back to reality.

They try every time I have to log back in, which thankfully isn't very often

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

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AddieCake · May 2013

They tried kicking me to The Nest in the beginning, but they gave up.

TKzilla · May 2013

Peledreamsofrain said:

You know, other than sending me hilariously inappropriate emails, TN leaves me alone. Every two months or so they'll send me a link of a sexual nature and call it their newletter. They are always juvenile taglines too, like: 10 ways to drive your man crazy in the bedroom." I'm all "Thanks, got that covered. Convinced him to marry me, remember?"

Yeah, I'll just get a subscription to Cosmo if I'm desperate for naughty tips. But I think we're doing alright for now, kthxbai.

I might peek in over there when we start getting down to work on making some babies. But that's not happening for awhile.

AddieCake · May 2013

I've tried peeking in there, but I just prefer to have those same discussions here. Here, I get wedding and whatever else we feel like talk. Best of both worlds to me!

WinstonsGirl · May 2013

I used to lurk a little over there, but when everyone moved to Proboards, it completely died, more so than after the move here. It still hasn't recovered and I can't be bothered to check in more than once a month to read the 4 posts I've missed in that time. At least there's some action

misshart00 · May 2013

AddieL73 said:
I've tried peeking in there, but I just prefer to have those same discussions here. Here, I get wedding and whatever else we feel like talk. Best of both worlds to me!

This is how I feel. But I feel awkward asking all my pregnancy questions over here. The bump scares me. I would be a newbie again.

TKzilla · May 2013

Okay well everyone else needs to get knocked up so that when it happens to me, I can pester you with questions.

No pressure.

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

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misshart00 · May 2013

Peledreamsofrain said:

StageManager14 said:
The Bump is the last place on earth that I will be looking for pregnancy advice. Have you been there?

Amen. My eyes will never be the same after seeing someone talk about grilling and eating her afterbirth.

Oh god, I think I just made myself sick again...

Apparently I missed that. Yeah, definitely staying here for all my weird pregnant questions.

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

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TKzilla · May 2013

Aaaaand there goes lunch

AddieCake · May 2013

Yeah, I browsed the TTC board on The Bump. It's just too overwhelming.

MoonlightSilver · May 2013

The only thing I like about the Nest is they have a whole forum for talking about sex. We don't talk about sex over here often enough.

But welcome to the married hags clubs!

MoonlightSilver · May 2013

StageManager14 said:

MoonlightSilver said:

The only thing I like about the Nest is they have a whole forum for talking about sex. We don't talk about sex over here often enough.

But welcome to the married hags clubs!

We can totally fix that, Moonlight.

I was debating whether to page you in my post or not.

I missed the Snarky board sex thread!

TKzilla · May 2013

We can totally talk about sex here... can't we?!

AddieCake · May 2013

Yes, but we're doing it mostly on Snarky.

TKzilla · May 2013

I've been stuck on CC following all the other drama!

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