Wedding Woes

@knotporscha

hi.  how are you? how is your family? mine is well, thank you. what are you having for dinner tonight? i like to have dinner every night.

i have a question regarding tk, the tos and some other ... things.

my question is: will you allow a group, anonymous sn?  what i mean is: sometimes people like to post anonymously, like, say for a confession about stds and they don't want it linked to their main sn, may we be allowed to create one for use and distribution?

we have used a group anonymous sn before, and we actually had to delete it ourselves because some people don't know how to behave themselves. but otherwise, it was fun and sometimes useful. people used it to discuss embarrassing medical or personal issues, or sometimes just to vent. of course, jerkfaces also used it to post things about other people in an attempt to embarrass them, but they are just jerks and actually consolidated the rest of hte group in sympathy in rage.

so ... just wondering.

@knotjackie and @knotirene, please feel free to comment too.  also, if that dude knot god is still there, the one who used to sit next to knot annie (RIP, tears), please ask him to respond too.


(okay, i have an additional question: are any of you interested in having a new bff? this is specifically directed at @knotporscha, but i will take @knotirene or @knotjackie as a second choice.)

thank you in advance!
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  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    Pls respond with pics of your hair. Not creepy. kthxbai.
  • Good luck and keep us posted, hmo.
  • I'm down for a bff. I have enough "frienemies" here!

    Not sure I am down for an anonymous screen name though - especially if jerkfaces are involved.
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    knotjackie (may i call you knotjacks, "absolutely fabulous"-style? please), thank you for your kind and gentle response. i look forward to the pleasure of your bff-ity.

    jerkface postings are normally dealt with swiftly: if everyone has the login and password, anyone can go in and delete the jerkface posting. we normally do.
    interestingly, most of us rally around the persecuted, which has the opposite effect of whatever the jerkface may have attended.

    anthropologically interesting, no?
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    one more question, knotjacks (just try it out; see how it feels):

    which works better:

    @knotcarley
    OR
    drawing a pentagram on the ground + chanting "I SUMMON THEE, KNOT CARLEY, I SUMMON THEE"

    please advise.  thank you in advance, again!

    yours in FRIENDSHIP,  <--- eh?  Eh?  EH?!
    hmo
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  • edited May 2013

    Thinking of new knot names in advance for H.......

     

    TheMonk

    HMtotheKey

     

     

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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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  • KC requires a full on rain dance and a special handshake, baby. She's basically (female) Zeus of the Knot gods.

    I like KnotJacks, but I won't get notifications from my new bff.

    This theory may work - lemme sleep on it?

  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    SWEET DREAMS, KNOT JACKS

    I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR RESPONSE ... SOON <-- clicky
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  • KnotJackieKnotJackie member
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    edited May 2013
    creepiest bff ever.

    <3
  • edited May 2013
    *cackles* 
    Never change, hmo.
  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    I love you Hmo. And not in a creepy way.
  • I might love you in a creepy way.
  • WzzWzz member
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    sounds about right, lol.

     

    i am loving the interactive knot gods lately.

  • Hey BFF. So, we can't have an anonymous group type user on here BUT ... if anyone wants to ask an awkward/private question, they can message me or @KnotPorscha and we will post it ourselves. They can email us too if they is better and we'll post - messageboards@theknot.com

    Cool?
  • GBCKGBCK member
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    I'm actually thinking that the fact that the knotgods are willing to compromise w/ us is pretty swell.

  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    @knotjackie -- that sounds like an interesting compromise. however, i still think it will be tres awkward because people will feel vulnerable about emailing the almighty knotgods about ladygarden issues and whatnot.

    i mean, what if one of you (it's going to be @knotirene, let's be honest here) goes nuts and starts spilling all of our secrets?

    and won't it be weird at our sleepovers, when it's just you and me, and we're braiding hair and you just let it slip that @auntflo is the one who posted that "anonymous" confession about going through someone else's refrigerator? (we all know it was you, af.)

    sigh.

    what to do? maybe ... maybe ... relax the rules for posters with 10,000+ comments?  eh? Eh? EH?!
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  • I'm absolutely dying about this thread.
  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    Hmo  must win for best thread with the KGs ever.

  • hmonkey said:
    what to do? maybe ... maybe ... relax the rules for posters with 10,000+ comments?  eh? Eh? EH?!
    ^^^ not cool for those of us who had to pick a new name after 8 years due to the no special characters in SN stupidity. 

    maybe she could bring back the pool boys?
  • @hmonkey, can I call you key? Great.

    We're all sworn to like, mega-secrecy in the god world (sounds like a total priest thing, right? - gods, secrecy blah blah.. great, now I am talking religion - time to get attacked)

    Am I allowed to go through your fridge? I'd let you - and I have some good stuff in there. I freakin' love cheese, what about you?

    @PirateBarbie Where are the pool boys? I like pool boys.

  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    hmonkey said:
    what to do? maybe ... maybe ... relax the rules for posters with 10,000+ comments?  eh? Eh? EH?!
    ^^^ not cool for those of us who had to pick a new name after 8 years due to the no special characters in SN stupidity. 

    maybe she could bring back the pool boys?

    I second pool boys.
  • @knotjackie that means Kuus is out. She's terrified of cheese.

    Time for you to start learnin' the WW lore.  :)
  • I miss pool boys.

    Where is HisEarth when you need her? She always found the best ones.

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  • jojobrnjojobrn member
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    I miss pool boys.

    Where is HisEarth when you need her? She always found the best ones.

    Can you @ her? @HisEarth
  • PMeg819PMeg819 member
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    @knotjackie- could you tell your friends at The Bump to figure out a way to make delicious cheese that pregnant women can eat? Because this pasteurized sh!t is for the birds and I love me some cheese. Figuring out a way to drink wine would be good too.

    Also, is there like a gang war between the The Bump, The Knot, and The Nest? I am imagining something a la West Side Story.

    Do you frequently laugh at the Bumpies or Bumpers or whatever the people who post there are called?

    Did you know one time I was in The Nest magazine. I wish I kept my copy but I lost it when I moved.
  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    WHAT.

    THIS IS A TRAGEMY. "DAUGHTER, WIFE, MOTHER, QUOTED IN THE NEST" WAS GOING TO BE YOUR TOMBSTONE. YOUR TOMBSTONE.
    PMeg819 said:
    Did you know one time I was in The Nest magazine. I wish I kept my copy but I lost it when I moved.

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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    @knotjackie, i prefer "hmo" over "key," please.

    i dislike pool boys. there's just something unsavory about youths without clothing. it seems to promote a certain, let's say, abercrombie and fitchization, and that is just ... yecch.

    i am interested in whether y'all talk amongst yourselves about poster craziness. you know that stuff over on "trouble in paradise" is the bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

    (was his name knot owen? what was the knot dude god's name?)
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