prevent farting on the dancefloor

jerseyang · May 2013

I've been to a lot of weddings where someone would fart on the dancefloor and it would clear the room. Like rotten eggs smell. What do I serve for dinner to keep lots of farting from happening? I want to keep the party going

I already know no beans, broccoli

brielleinlove · May 2013

Xstatic3333 · May 2013

Ummmmm...I'm afraid it happens. People won't storm out in horror, I promise.

AJuliaNJ · May 2013

Is this really a common occurrence? Who realizes they need to fart in a group of people and just keeps dancing?

itzMS · May 2013

jerseyang said:

I've been to a lot of weddings where someone would fart on the dancefloor and it would clear the room. Like rotten eggs smell. What do I serve for dinner to keep lots of farting from happening? I want to keep the party going

I already know no beans, broccoli

I don't know if it's the dinner so much as the booze. I seem to remember this same scenario many a time in the bars in college.

I do love that this is a concern for you. You do realize you're marrying a man right? They tend to have some wonderful odors that you'll get to cherish for the rest of your life. Enjoy!

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

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AddieCake · May 2013

lyndausvi · May 2013

Thanks for the laugh.

I've been to some 45+ weddings in my time and I know some pretty gassy people. I have to say I've never know this to be a problem.

Maggie0829 · May 2013

OP, please tell me that this post is a joke. If not, then this has to be the most ridiculous question asked ever!

rel1988 · May 2013

Wedding favor idea?

RWS2011 · May 2013

LAM524 · May 2013

Seriously??? LMFAO!!!!! Is this for real?? I keep thinking about the song by Gap Band..."you dropped a bomb on me!" OP...maybe your entertainers..DJ/Band should have this song ready at the drop of a toot!!!

NerdyLucy · May 2013

Wait, what? I've never had a wedding before. Is this something I should be concerned about?

*looks around*

harper0813 · May 2013

Febreeze

lisabeats · May 2013

It should probably be put in the program, and then announced again at the reception. No cameras, no boxed gifts, no farting, and please, absolutely no fun or merry-making.

lisabeats · May 2013

lisabeats said:

It should probably be put in the program, and then announced again at the reception. No cameras, no boxed gifts, no farting, and please, absolutely no fun or merry-making.

This was an admittedly snarky post, but I don't take it back.

Peledreamsofrain · May 2013

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[Deleted User] · May 2013

I shit myself in my office today. No one seemed to mind. I think you're overreacting. People love farts. Why would you take this away from your guests?

Figured I'd answer a ridiculous question with an equally ridiculous answer.

Viczaesar · May 2013

Peledreamsofrain said:

You guys... I've been waiting all day for someone to take my immature idea, and so far you've failed to stoop to my level. Butt. Plugs.

Yes, have them as favors and then you can kill two birds with one stone!

winelover123 · May 2013

Just don't feed or allow them to drink and you should be fine.

JoanE2012 · May 2013

jerseyang said:

I've been to a lot of weddings where someone would fart on the dancefloor and it would clear the room. Like rotten eggs smell. What do I serve for dinner to keep lots of farting from happening? I want to keep the party going

I already know no beans, broccoli

Serve whatever you want for dinner. Just have nose plugs for favors at each place setting and everyone can put them on before they hit the dance floor. Good luck!

jessicabessica · May 2013

How about a fart patio? (link) I would have your venue set up a bar out there for convenience.

TKzilla · May 2013

Viczaesar said:

Peledreamsofrain said:

You guys... I've been waiting all day for someone to take my immature idea, and so far you've failed to stoop to my level. Butt. Plugs.

Yes, have them as favors and then you can kill two birds with one stone!

That won't work! The pressure is just going to build up until people spontaneously combust into big, green, smelly fart clouds!

Ro041 · May 2013

Don't hate - aerate!

ETA:

Don't hate - ventilate!

shaylagirl · May 2013

So, butt plugs are a no?

What about corks? If it works for wine, it'll work for farts!! And it's organic! And when your wedding is over, you can re-purpose your 'tush corks' (because they are decidedly NOT those offensive BUTT PLUGS) into a backsplash in your kitchen! Look, here's a DIY!

Just set them out in a pretty, be-ribboned basket beside the dance floor so your guests can insert them!

And just think of the fun you'll have drinking enough wine to generate all the corks you'll need!

You're welcome!