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cu97tiger · June 2013

Dear LaSak and JenJen,

Can't wait to see you Saturday! Looking forward to some girl time and some mimosas!

Love,

Tiger

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Dear DH,

Good luck on your big test today! I know you can do it.

Love,

me

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Dear Tiger,

You are kicking some serious ass with this boot camp thing. Don't worry that you can barely walk up or down stairs right now. You're doing the right thing, eating pretty well, and focusing on being healthy.

Love,

yourself

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Dear July and August,

I know we have plans every single weekend, but go easy on us, mmmkay?

Thanks,

Tired just thinking about it

[Deleted User] · June 2013

dear "this week",

please, just... be Friday. I need moar sleepz.

yawn,
Coco

dear rain,

go away. you are making my house flood and we can't get it fixed until we can get 72 hours without rain. GET OUT OF HERE.

no love and dry thoughts,
Coco

dear Bug and Bax,

snuggles!!

love,
your fur-mom

Swazzle · June 2013

Dear H,

Married a whole month already! I can't believe that let alone the fact that on Sunday it'll be 6 years together. I think we're in need of a steakhouse date to celebrate

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Dear Sous, Bri, and Liv,

9 days!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Self,

Keep up the good work and STAY MOTIVATED!

[Deleted User] · June 2013

Dear work,

You have exhausted me this week and it's only Wednesday. Please let these next two candidates do well on their interviews! Yay on getting a placement already this week. Don't get slow again.

Love,

recruiter

Dear FI,

You're so good to me! I'm such a lucky girl to have you in my life.

Love,

Your FI

Dear boss,

Please understand that my commute come August will be an hour + and I would really appreciate if you came to your senses and let me work from home or come in 1-2 a week. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Your employee

Dear puppy fever,

Slow your roll...I need to be patient until Christmas. In the mean time I will love on my two goldens when I'm at the parentals.

Love,

Impatient girl who wants to be surrounded by golden retriever puppies

[Deleted User] · June 2013

dear @rdr716

STEAK!!!

,
hungry Coco

Swazzle · June 2013

@CocoBellaF - I KNOW! I haven't had steak in SO long. Our favorite local steakhouse was damaged really badly by Hurricane Sandy and has been closed since October. They just reopened this week so I'm excited to have something to celebrate!

buddysmom80 · June 2013

Dear BF,

Cannot wait for this week to be over! A week from now we will be on vacation and get some well-deserved rest and relaxation. Like you said last night, once again, this vacation is the calm before the storm. At least this time, there won't be as much stress than it was for me buying a home!

Love, your GF

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Dear lady who is taking care of Quigley while we're on vacation,

Please give him lots of love and cuddles. I'm already crying thinking about leaving him for a week. But, I have to because I don't think I can bring him with me on vacation.

From, a crazy dog owner

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Dear Parentals,

BF asked you for a rec for something, and now the questions have begun. Just pump your brakes, now that I have Staten Island Ray's email address we no longer have to CC you guys on e-mails, therefore you'll have no idea what's going on and when it's going to happen ;p I still love you guys you crazy sonsofbitches!

Love, your daughter

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Dear friends,

I know the phone works both ways, but it dawned on me that a year ago I was helping a few of you out with tutoring for your classes. Now that I've "retired" from that, the invitiations to go out or hang out have diminished. I see what's going on, it's cool, karma's a bitch. See you at the wedding in September.

Me

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Dear obgyn:

Please to haz my results from bloodwork????

Your nervous nellie patient

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Dear NEYers,

I don't know what I'd do without you ladies, you're awesome and supportive and make me laugh every damn day. I'm going to try to stay off of NEY and TK while on vacation, but there is free wifi so maybe, I don't know. Probably will.

Buddysmom

Swazzle · June 2013

Dear @buddysmom80:

I hope you have a great time in Mexico but OMG I'm going to miss you!!!!

buddysmom80 · June 2013

@rdr716 I'm going to smear authentic guac all over my food and think about you while I'm there! The guacamole sucks there at the resort so I might just have an extra drink for everyone here!

KeptInStitches · June 2013

Dear week,

Please be over.

No love,

Me

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Dear knitting class,

You freaking rock! Thank you for coming along at the right time! I'm going to learn all the things! ... about color work, anyway.

Love,

Excited knitter

minskat30 · June 2013

Dear NEYers,

Man, everyone is tired this week aren't we? Keep it up and the week will be over before you know it.

Lots of love,

Minskat

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Dear Self,

Keep up the exercise...you are doing great even though every muscle in your body is sore.

Love,

Motivated Butt

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Dear Period,

Seriously...over a week?!? Go away.

No love,

Irritated, Cranky Self

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Dear H,

I love you...that is all.

Love,

W

CASK85 · June 2013

Dear Shoulder,

WTFBBQ? Why did you buckle the other day when I was doing side-arm balance? Please don't do that again, it freaked me out.

xo,

C

Dear DH,

I love you. I'm sorry I don't jump on you more often. . . I don't know what is wrong with me.

Love,

Wife

Dear Self,

You have two big trips and a move coming up. Not to mention a crap ton of work to finish your degree. Crank it out and get it done. Focus focus focus.

FOR REAL!

Sincerely,

me

motoLyn · June 2013

Dear Body,

I think I may have over exerted you, I know you aren't 20 anymore and I'm sure we can work something out in regards to working out. Can you forgive me? Yes ok, get off the couch and get paddling.

Love,
Ouchies

Dear @Leia1979 & buggle2,

I'll be seeing YOU two tonight and then we're going to have a EPIC weekend of fun and handing my puppies off on you for cuddles and pets.

Counting down the minutes,
Moto

Dear Danish Man,

So it begins..... the vikings are out to pillage and plunder. We'll see at the end of this month if you succeeded or not.....

Love,
Defending the Village

motoLyn · June 2013

@lauren09, good it was meant to sound dirty ;-)

Belle2188 · June 2013

Dear BF,

Thank you for planning a surprise weekend away! I'm so excited to finally make it to wine country! We're going to have so much fun and I'm so glad we're finally getting away somewhere

Love you more every day!

Love,

GF

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Dear Coworker,

You are rubbing me and everyone else the wronggg way. You're welcome for doing a hefty part of your job for you the last few weeks, but a freaking Starbucks gift card and a "thank you note" scribbled on computer paper is just passive aggressive. Despite what you may think, you are not a senior level executive, you do not have or deserve to have an assistant, and my guess is you won't be here much longer if you keep it up.

Most Sincerely,

Not Your Assistant

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Dear Jewelers,

Can you just help BF find what he wants, please? I'd prefer not to have to hear him complain about how hard it is to shop for an e-ring, and since he loves complaining too much to stop on his own or accept my help, it would be super if you could help him not have anything to complain about...well, I'm sure he'll still find something to complain about, but at least it will be something else!

Please and Thank You,

Tired of Hearing About it

Vintagelove4 · June 2013

Dear neighbor with the very loud truck,

I understand you needing to warm your truck up in the winter time, but it's summer! You know that my room borders your parking spot and you know that your truck is in desperate need of a muffler, but you just don't care do you. Waking me up at 5:30am every morning with your truck sitting outside my window running for 20+ minutes is extremely rude. How do you afford gas anyway?

No love,
very tired and sick of your truck

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Dear FI,

Good luck on your interview today!!

Love,
Skittles

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Dear who ever brought coffee to America,

Thank you!

Love,
sleepy gal

suzie211 · June 2013

Dear FI,

87 days!!! I am ridiculously excited to become Mrs. P. Yay!

Sincerely,

The future Mrs.

Dear scale,

Please move in the correct direction. The lady's first dress fitting is Saturday, and she would like the dress to zip. Got it?

Regards,

Just call me Fat Pants

Dear Volleyball Team,

Can we pleaz be good this year? Who am I kidding! Can we at least all agree to be good at getting tasty beverages after? We can at least be good at that.

Sincerely,

North Ave wanna be superstar

leia1979 · June 2013

laurenb09 said:

@motolyn that last one sounds dirty

That's because it is dirty. Lyn, now I'm going to be looking at you funny when I see you...Tonight!

And now I'm going to start singing Tonight from West Side Story.

radleyboo · June 2013

Dear Event Manager at Reception Venue-

I am about to go Bridezilla on your arse. First, FI and I thought it was rude of you to greet us at our tasting about how 'inconvenient' it was to do so on a Friday. Yeah, it probably was, but YOU scheduled it for that day, so your fault. We looked the other way and got the menu hammered out.

Last week, on May 29th, I emailed you a guest count and detailed list of questions requesting an updated contract and confirmation of a number of items. We've heard nothing from you, so today I emailed you AGAIN and got a 'Whoops, so sorry, you'll get that tomorrow' email.

Seriously? We're not having the biggest wedding, and we're not the biggest spenders, but this day is important to FI, myself, and our family and friends. Your lack of responsiveness and craptacular attitude is doing nothing to give me any confidence in you or the venue for our wedding in a WEEK and a HALF!

Send me our updated contract pronto, or you will find Bridezilla waiting for you in the parking lot with a sock filled with manure with your name on it. You can take those odds to Vegas.

Hugs and Kisses-

About to be Bridezilla

bethsmiles · June 2013

Jackass Co-Worker,

It's the summer. I shouldn't have to see or hear from you. I tolerate you at work because that's the professional thing to do. We aren't friends, please stop trying to act like we are.

Extremely Annoyed
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Dear Body,

We are trying to lose weight here, why would you get sick now? I can still work out with the sore throat but don't get any sicker than this!

Tired of Being Overweight

ETA:
Dear Universe,
Please let things work out so I can get the apartment BF and I went and looked at yesterday. I hate my apartment now and I can't wait to get out of here!

Desperate to Move

minskat30 · June 2013

@motolyn - Don't defend the village too hard now.

CASK85 · June 2013

suzie211 said:

Dear FI,

87 days!!! I am ridiculously excited to become Mrs. P. Yay!

Sincerely,

The future Mrs.

Dear scale,

Please move in the correct direction. The lady's first dress fitting is Saturday, and she would like the dress to zip. Got it?

Regards,

Just call me Fat Pants

Dear Volleyball Team,

Can we pleaz be good this year? Who am I kidding! Can we at least all agree to be good at getting tasty beverages after? We can at least be good at that.

Sincerely,

North Ave wanna be superstar

We play in a league at north ave too! Monday nights co-ed 6's. We're terrible

suzie211 · June 2013

cschiano said:

suzie211 said:

Dear FI,

87 days!!! I am ridiculously excited to become Mrs. P. Yay!

Sincerely,

The future Mrs.

Dear scale,

Please move in the correct direction. The lady's first dress fitting is Saturday, and she would like the dress to zip. Got it?

Regards,

Just call me Fat Pants

Dear Volleyball Team,

Can we pleaz be good this year? Who am I kidding! Can we at least all agree to be good at getting tasty beverages after? We can at least be good at that.

Sincerely,

North Ave wanna be superstar

We play in a league at north ave too! Monday nights co-ed 6's. We're terrible

OMG, we're awful! But we enjoy the company more than the game. It would be nice to win every so often though! We play co-ed 6's on Thurs, and have for years! In our twenties it was a great excuse for Thurs night drinking. We'd have Durkins sponsor and spent way too many Thurs nights there after games. We're too old for Durkins now, but not the beverages

If you ever need a sub, let me know!

cu97tiger · June 2013

cu97tiger said:

Dear DH,
Good luck on your big test today! I know you can do it.

Love,
me

Dear DH,

I'm sorry you didn't pass your test. I wish I knew how to make it better. Maybe some yummy German food will make you feel better??

I love you so much and I'm so sad for how sad you are.

Tiger

CASK85 · June 2013

suzie211 said:

cschiano said:

suzie211 said:

Dear FI,

87 days!!! I am ridiculously excited to become Mrs. P. Yay!

Sincerely,

The future Mrs.

Dear scale,

Please move in the correct direction. The lady's first dress fitting is Saturday, and she would like the dress to zip. Got it?

Regards,

Just call me Fat Pants

Dear Volleyball Team,

Can we pleaz be good this year? Who am I kidding! Can we at least all agree to be good at getting tasty beverages after? We can at least be good at that.

Sincerely,

North Ave wanna be superstar

We play in a league at north ave too! Monday nights co-ed 6's. We're terrible

OMG, we're awful! But we enjoy the company more than the game. It would be nice to win every so often though! We play co-ed 6's on Thurs, and have for years! In our twenties it was a great excuse for Thurs night drinking. We'd have Durkins sponsor and spent way too many Thurs nights there after games. We're too old for Durkins now, but not the beverages If you ever need a sub, let me know!

Haha - awesome! We are sponsored by Corcoran's and go almost every week after - we've been playing Monday nights for like 5 years. I'm really psyched they put in that Forever Yogurt stand at North ave in the park. . . I almost got some on the way to the bar the other day, but thought that would be a little over-indulgent. One of these days though

suzie211 · June 2013

@cschiano Forever Yogurt may be one of my favorite places in the city. I have eaten it for dinner before:) During Fall vball last year I walked all the way from the South courts to it just to find it closed! It seriously ruined my night. I love Corcoran's. Their patio is one of my favorites. I had an amazely awesome bad date there once.

motoLyn · June 2013

minskat30 said:

@motolyn - Don't defend the village too hard now.

12 years of defending the village is a hard mentality to give up. I'm trying to not resist to hard. But Danish Man does tell me "Resistance is futile"

[Deleted User] · June 2013

I loved your comment, @motoLyn!

Peaseblossom55 · June 2013

Dear self,

I promise this will be your last show for awhile.

Tired Actress

Dear FI,

Thank you for listening to my venting and whining. You are so wonderfully supportive.

Love,

Me

Dear HR,

Please call me for that interview soon.

Thanks,

Employee who would be perfect for that job you posted!!

Dear job,

Can you at least remain tolerable please???? I'm really hoping not to be there much longer.

I felt like this today:

Very Disgruntled co worker

minskat30 · June 2013

motoLyn said:

minskat30 said:

@motolyn - Don't defend the village too hard now.

12 years of defending the village is a hard mentality to give up. I'm trying to not resist to hard. But Danish Man does tell me "Resistance is futile"

And with the Danes...it is.

bethsmiles · June 2013

I have a new one:

Dear Leasing Office at My Apartment,

You seriously lost my lease? How do you lose someone's lease and then have to call them to see if they are still living in their apartment? At least now I know why you haven't been billing me the past two months. This is why I'm looking for a new place!

Frustrated Resident

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