Not sure where else to put this, so here it is.
My dad is getting married this Saturday, and for the rehearsal dinner my aunt and I are coordinating a basket that everyone will contribute to for their honeymoon. When each person gets up to make a toast/speech, they're supposed to do something funny and roast-y, making fun of my dad and fiance in a loving, non-judgey way. My sister and I are putting in a "message in a bottle kit" for them to either make and keep or send into the bay where they're staying (it's turned out really cute actually, I'm proud of it). Problem is, now we need a skit type thing to do. My aunt suggested a spoof of Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First", since we're all theatre inclined. But I'm drawing a total blank in the creativity department ><
I'm not asking for a laid out script, just some brainstorming. Pretty please help me, I really need it! The couple likes camping, the ocean, beer/wine... only perimeter is more or less PG and it can't mention their ex's. Thanks in advance, you guys always have great ideas