I missed the past 24 hours and 860+ posts; I see from the first page and last it went from hi I'm new to something about the classic feeling sorry for your husband stuff lol.
Add in an ignorant young military bride who thinks she's the sh!t and can't figure out that we're all laughing at her inability to understand politics/the world etc and you've got it.\
She is an 18 year old military bride who knows for sure she will get pregnant by 24 since noone at 24 ever has fertility issues and you better thank her and her FI for his service because him being a soldier makes her awesome and unless you are engaged to a soldier it doesnt matter since you dont understand.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:71390db7-89ac-4bd4-bce1-15fade8be8ff">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]Obama is the bestest evar, took down Osama and passed the health reform bill... Posted by undyingmizery[/QUOTE]
At the same time. And those of us who don't agree with her political ideas are psycho repubs
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:583112e5-5f9d-432b-be9a-e3dfd6fd2dae">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]Add in an ignorant young military bride who thinks she's the sh!t and can't figure out that we're all laughing at her inability to understand politics/the world etc and you've got it.\ Oh and monster dongs that swing like pendulums Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
Ya thanks to Nates I can no longer think of "The Pit and the Pendulum" the same way ever again..
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:02058be0-efb0-4bb9-86bf-41f2932f1024">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]An 18-year old military bride? Classic. And thank you for posting this. I wanna know what the hell happened but I don't want to read the rest. The first few pages are funny though. She's such an idiot, ha ha. Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:7cbfb39e-af2f-47c5-8486-c75a11fb804c">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]She is an 18 year old military bride who knows for sure she will get pregnant by 24 <strong>since noone at 24 ever has fertility issues</strong> and you better thank her and her FI for his service because him being a soldier makes her awesome and unless you are engaged to a soldier it doesnt matter since you dont understand. Oh, and aprove is a cvnt. Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
I kinda wanna slap her with a rubber chicken for that one ::shakes head::
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:dbf87798-3c1f-45f3-8ce0-87264728fc7b">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]I just finish reading the whole. It took a while but it was good. She has now moved on to posting on month board. Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:dbf87798-3c1f-45f3-8ce0-87264728fc7b">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]I just finish reading the whole. It took a while but it was good. She has now moved on to posting on month board. Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
I read that. The whole "I'm not a newb because I don't have the 'N' badge anymore, but you all think I'm a newb because you don't know me, but you're wrong and I'm officially not a newb anymore' thread? ;)
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:067351b1-4dfa-4f98-90f2-4a1831801e2b">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I read that. The whole "I'm not a newb because I don't have the 'N' badge anymore, but you all think I'm a newb because you don't know me, but you're wrong and I'm officially not a newb anymore' thread? ;) Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
I was so happy when Cassandrapotter from CC changed her wedding date and no longer posting there and now I have this crazy over there.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:efdfcf1c-7eea-4c1e-86a9-51c500349323">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : WTF? Her mother must have dropped her when she was a newborn. Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:4c4f3d23-c658-4f1a-afac-37029889b22e">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]MONSTER DONGS FOR EVERYONE! Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"!
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:3177df17-f050-44c0-86bf-3719937d2ada">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"! Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:1b6b9639-2edb-4eae-95e8-8a3cff17d3c6">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : You, my friend, are effin' funny. Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:fd9bf5f4-9b10-4608-b212-95db2ffe795b">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]Uneducated white trash 'women' who are unpatriotic. Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
Ah, I'm okay then since it's only white trash women being targeted lol.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:3177df17-f050-44c0-86bf-3719937d2ada">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"! Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
Ohmyfvckinggawd... I laughed so hard I scared the cat.
... and part of me was hoping this whole dong business was a joke (missed the thread last night), but now that I'm going through the thread? Definitely not a joke. But funny.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:3177df17-f050-44c0-86bf-3719937d2ada">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"! Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
Everybody here gets a school with a school district and a full faculty!
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:23866635-47bf-4f46-a27a-cfba28233e7e">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>: [QUOTE]Apparently the thread that I avoided needs to be read. Especially after all the "OMG WORSHIP ME BECAUSE FI IS MILITARY" bs that seems to be on there. Apparently I need to think I'm more special? Posted by bltata[/QUOTE]
<div>Only since he's army (right? Normal people could probably tell from your pic; I can't). If he's in the Marines or Navy or anything, he's a complete p*ssy.</div>
Re: CN for Intro thread?
Oh and monster dongs that swing like pendulums
Oh, and aprove is a cvnt.
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Obama is the bestest evar, took down Osama and passed the health reform bill...
[QUOTE]Obama is the bestest evar, took down Osama and passed the health reform bill...
Posted by undyingmizery[/QUOTE]
At the same time. And those of us who don't agree with her political ideas are psycho repubs
[QUOTE]Add in an ignorant young military bride who thinks she's the sh!t and can't figure out that we're all laughing at her inability to understand politics/the world etc and you've got it.\ Oh and monster dongs that swing like pendulums
Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
Ya thanks to Nates I can no longer think of "The Pit and the Pendulum" the same way ever again..
[QUOTE]An 18-year old military bride? Classic. And thank you for posting this. I wanna know what the hell happened but I don't want to read the rest. The first few pages are funny though. She's such an idiot, ha ha.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
It gets better. Swear.
[QUOTE]She is an 18 year old military bride who knows for sure she will get pregnant by 24 <strong>since noone at 24 ever has fertility issues</strong> and you better thank her and her FI for his service because him being a soldier makes her awesome and unless you are engaged to a soldier it doesnt matter since you dont understand. Oh, and aprove is a cvnt.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
I kinda wanna slap her with a rubber chicken for that one ::shakes head::
[QUOTE]I just finish reading the whole. It took a while but it was good. She has now moved on to posting on month board.
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
That poor board...
[QUOTE]I just finish reading the whole. It took a while but it was good. She has now moved on to posting on month board.
Posted by DodgersBride[/QUOTE]
I read that. The whole "I'm not a newb because I don't have the 'N' badge anymore, but you all think I'm a newb because you don't know me, but you're wrong and I'm officially not a newb anymore' thread? ;)
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I read that. The whole "I'm not a newb because I don't have the 'N' badge anymore, but you all think I'm a newb because you don't know me, but you're wrong and I'm officially not a newb anymore' thread? ;)
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
I was so happy when Cassandrapotter from CC changed her wedding date and no longer posting there and now I have this crazy over there.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : WTF? Her mother must have dropped her when she was a newborn.
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
So like like week then.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]MONSTER DONGS FOR EVERYONE!
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]
I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"!
Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
You, my friend, are effin' funny.
Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : You, my friend, are effin' funny.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Right back at ya
[QUOTE]Uneducated white trash 'women' who are unpatriotic.
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]
Ah, I'm okay then since it's only white trash women being targeted lol.
Married in Vegas - June 2011
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"!
Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
Ohmyfvckinggawd... I laughed so hard I scared the cat.
... and part of me was hoping this whole dong business was a joke (missed the thread last night), but now that I'm going through the thread? Definitely not a joke. But funny.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I just pictured Oprah yelling that. "You get a dong, you get a dong, EVERYONE GETS A MONSTER DONG"!
Posted by ewhiteman06[/QUOTE]
Everybody here gets a school with a school district and a full faculty!
If you get this, I love you.
Do I need to delete anything? You all seem pretty traumatized. :P
I will be back later tonight, but I'll be under the influence of alcohol then. Actually, that could only make me a better mod.
God next she'll have a knot career.
Especially after all the "OMG WORSHIP ME BECAUSE FI IS MILITARY" bs that seems to be on there.
Apparently I need to think I'm more special?
[QUOTE]Apparently the thread that I avoided needs to be read. Especially after all the "OMG WORSHIP ME BECAUSE FI IS MILITARY" bs that seems to be on there. Apparently I need to think I'm more special?
Posted by bltata[/QUOTE]
<div>Only since he's army (right? Normal people could probably tell from your pic; I can't). If he's in the Marines or Navy or anything, he's a complete p*ssy.</div>