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KeptInStitches · December 2013

@severmilli12, I know, but I also know it's not happening this year and I need to pull it back in check.

Shiroyasha · December 2013

Dear BF,

I'm sorry I've been less affectionate than a porcupine in the sunshine. I'm just trying to take care of my mental health and unfortunately it's pretty poor so I'm finding being affectionate difficult. But I love you with all my heart and soul.

Love,
Sweetie.

***

Dear Bossman,

Now that my background check is fine and dandy, can we get this promotion rolling? I'm tired of asking everyone how I can improve my behavior and no one has anything to say. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm saying this is going nowhere. Also, if and when you tell me I'm promoted, I will probably cry out of joy.

Sincerely,

Miss.

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Dear Dog,

HOW DO YOU GET SO MANY FLEAS AFTER WE BATHE YOU AND GIVE YOU FRONTLINE?! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

Love,

Momma

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blabla89 · December 2013

Dear Coworker Who Always Talks on Speaker Phone,

Quit being lazy and pick up the damned receiver. Your conversation is not so important that everyone in the office needs to hear it, and nobody likes the sound of your voice anyway.

Best Regards,
I can hear you from three rows away

ETA:

Christmas Tree,

You can decorate yourself this year. I'll be on the couch drinking wine and eating cookies.

-laurita

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Dear Ass-Kissing Co-worker,

No I don't want to give you $10 to buy the boss a gift.

Sincerely,
Disgruntled Employee

(sorry. i had to.)

[Deleted User] · December 2013

@Shiroyasha - we had the flea problem too. it turned out they were getting them from a field near our house, we'd let them run around in it to play. NO FUN.

GoldenPenguin · December 2013

KeptInStitches said:

@severmilli12, I know, but I also know it's not happening this year and I need to pull it back in check.

Ugh. THIS.

smalfrie19 · December 2013

Shiroyasha said:

Dear BF,

I'm sorry I've been less affectionate than a porcupine in the sunshine. I'm just trying to take care of my mental health and unfortunately it's pretty poor so I'm finding being affectionate difficult. But I love you with all my heart and soul.

Love,
Sweetie.

***

Dear Bossman,

Now that my background check is fine and dandy, can we get this promotion rolling? I'm tired of asking everyone how I can improve my behavior and no one has anything to say. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm saying this is going nowhere. Also, if and when you tell me I'm promoted, I will probably cry out of joy.

Sincerely,
Miss.

***

Dear Dog,

HOW DO YOU GET SO MANY FLEAS AFTER WE BATHE YOU AND GIVE YOU FRONTLINE?! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!

Love,
Momma

***

ditto the fleas thing! the cats AND the dog..and idk what else I can do...besides bombing the place....

Shiroyasha · December 2013

@CocoBellaF @smallfrie19 Our backyard is infested with them We're going to try to kill them by flooding the back yard. I put flea powder out there and it did help a little. She gets a bath once a week and frontline once a month. It's like we never did any of that. I'm going to try to find a spray if the powder and the flooding doesn't work.

CASK85 · December 2013

@Everyone - thanks for all the loves

bride2b71614 · December 2013

Dear FI,

You are the best. Seriously. You have everything covered. You bought all my 3 AM "craving" food and went downstairs to get it when I asked. You have been so understanding through all of this. I love you so much, and I am glad to have you in my life.

XO,

Your preggo fiancee

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Dear "friends" back home,

I can't believe you didn't bother to tell me that our childhood friend was shot, and that he died on the table hours later. I had to find out when his family called me to ask about speaking at the memorial service. You could only imagine how shocked they were to find out that I didn't know. You can all go fuck yourselves.

No love,

Me

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Dear Semester,

Hurry the fuck up and finish already.

Sincerely,

A very frustrated student

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Dear Professor who decided to assign a take home portion and an in class final,

Not cool, not cool at all.

No love,

Me.

KeptInStitches · December 2013

Oh my god. I'm so very sorry @bride2b71614. You're in my thoughts.

bride2b71614 · December 2013

Thank you @KeptInStitches. I really appreciate that, and I am sure his family will too.

Blackbird230 · December 2013

The interview went well, but it's probably not the job for me. It would be part time with maybe a position opening up in January and even then, it would be a 1-2 week trial run since i have no prior retail experience. It would also swallow my Saturdays which I spent with FI.

blabla89 · December 2013

@bride2b71614 I'm so sorry. It's hard being far from home.

Shiroyasha · December 2013

@bride2b71614 I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sorry you're "friends" were sucky and didn't tell you.

bride2b71614 · December 2013

@lalalaurita, @Shiroyasha thank you so much, I really appreciate it.

I forgot one.

Dear NEY

I love being on this board, and your support makes each day a little brighter.

Love you all,

Me

FoxandBunny · December 2013

KeptInStitches said:

@severmilli12, I know, but I also know it's not happening this year and I need to pull it back in check.

Yep, I feel the same way. It doesn't help that BF's family is apparently starting to ask when we will get engaged. His grandmother asked if I was looking for an engagement ring this Christmas, and then lamented at BF's answer of no.

@bride2b71614 - I'm so sorry for your loss. I had an experience like that once, and it makes the news so much harder.

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Dear Vagina,

I know today was the first time I've ever had you waxed, but you should not hurt this bad. You suck.

No love,

The person waddling like a penguin

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Dear Best Friend,

I'm so sorry today was such a horrible day. I hope I made it somewhat better with our cheap food court Chinese food and girl time. I'm sure the Candy Blast helped, along with the hilarity that was me getting waxed for the first time. I hope your week gets better.

Bunches of Love,

Girl who wants you to be happy

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Dear BF,

Thank you for being understanding of all my concerns about our relationship. It was a much needed and good talk.

All the loves,

Your adoring GF

P.S. - You're welcome for the help decorating the Christmas tree

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Dear NEY,

Y'all are awesome, and I hate that I'm not as active as I want to be. I want to get to know everyone better but I guess it will have to wait until after finals are over.

Love,

FoxandBunny

Swazzle · December 2013

@bride2b71614 - So sorry for your loss. That's really sad

@FoxandBunny - The first wax is the hardest! I go monthly and it hardly phases me at this point. It'll probably still be a little sore/tender today but then you'll be in the clear.

CLoGreenEyes · December 2013

@bride2b71614, I'm late on this, but I just want to say I'm sorry for your loss. What a horrible way to find out.

buddysmom80 · December 2013

Holy crap @bride2b71614 I'm so sorry for your loss, what a horrible way of finding out. Sending you a hug.

GoldenPenguin · December 2013

FoxandBunny said:

KeptInStitches said:

@severmilli12, I know, but I also know it's not happening this year and I need to pull it back in check.

Yep, I feel the same way. It doesn't help that BF's family is apparently starting to ask when we will get engaged. His grandmother asked if I was looking for an engagement ring this Christmas, and then lamented at BF's answer of no.

This too. BF's SIL asked him at Thanksgiving "So when are you going to propose? Christmas?" (As I sank into the couch.) When his brother & SIL got married back in June, the NEXT DAY his cousins were talking about how they now had a pool going for when we would be getting engaged. No pressure or anything guys.

FoxandBunny · December 2013

Swazzle - Yep, I'm finding that out. It's still a little sore today, but it's getting better. Any suggestions? I should have started a waxing thread before I went, I bet it would have been helpful.

@BriSox81 - Seriously! I think BF's grandmother may be in a competition/betting pool on which of the kids in the family get married next, because part of her being so sad about us not getting engaged this Christmas was "Oh darn, I guess that means Cousin will get engaged before you do." She seemed very depressed over this fact, according to BF.

Swazzle · December 2013

FoxandBunny said:

Swazzle - Yep, I'm finding that out. It's still a little sore today, but it's getting better. Any suggestions? I should have started a waxing thread before I went, I bet it would have been helpful.

@BriSox81 - Seriously! I think BF's grandmother may be in a competition/betting pool on which of the kids in the family get married next, because part of her being so sad about us not getting engaged this Christmas was "Oh darn, I guess that means Cousin will get engaged before you do." She seemed very depressed over this fact, according to BF.

Exfoliating before you go (and regularly after) will help big time. Sometimes I pop a few ibuprofen before I go also.

FoxandBunny · December 2013

Good to know. Thanks for the advice.

BF was sad that there would be no sexy times last night after, and I doubt I'll be up for it tonight. He'll be so disappointed.

labro · December 2013

FoxandBunny said:

Good to know. Thanks for the advice.

BF was sad that there would be no sexy times last night after, and I doubt I'll be up for it tonight. He'll be so disappointed.

@FoxandBunny Just exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate. My salon sells some sort of bump away sort of roller ball thingie. It's got a bikini bottom on the label. I always like using it the first few days post wax because it relieves a lot of the initial redness and stuff. Plus, once you start going on a regular basis it gets much better like @Swazzle said. I still have some initial sensitivity that first dayish but it's usually better by the evening or next day.

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