Oy. An acquaintance has been Facebooking all about her bachelorette party, which as far as I can tell is a multi-day thing. It looks like everybody's having a good time. A friend just posted a pic of herself and another BM in matching "Team Bride" tees. *facepalm*
I hereby vow not to force my BMs into any matching, monogrammed, or wedding-themed attire. "Attire" shall be defined not only as clothing, but also robes, totes, slippers, flip-flops, sashes, crowns, and similar accoutrements.
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."