I don't see a bridal showers board, so I figured this would be a good place to post this. Thanks in advance for your input.
My mom and I are hosting a bridal tea for my sister in March. It's at this super fancy hotel in town. We have a very short guest list - fewer than 10 people, all over the age of 18. I'm ordering little favors to give to everyone who comes. My friend makes lotion bars in different shapes and has offered to make them for me in the shape of a penis. The lotion bars gradually melt with body heat, so after several uses on the hands/face/wherever, the little penis would get smaller and smaller until it's eventually gone. I know my sister will get a big kick out of this, and it will make the whole atmosphere a little less stuffy. Each bar comes in a little tin, so it's not like these things will be on full display - only really if people open them and start using them at the table.
My question is what to put on the label. I can call it anything I want. Is Happy Endings too vulgar? Any other suggestions?