I'm going to have no chairs, and customers...I mean guests...will have to give me money if they want to eat. If they don't give me enough they get yesterday's leftovers...so they better make it good.
But don't worry, I maid sure that they all bought their tickets to the ceremony ahead of time (which is good, since I didn't ask them to come to the reception, so I won't see them until after I come home). I mean, my honeymoon fund is overloaded so I'm going to be sure to post lots of face books pictures about all of my food and drinks and shopping and massages and all the other great things. I don't know how I'd ever be able to afford this without a wedding! I'm so happy that I'm getting married so that I can get my allowance back (mommy was so mean to take away her credit card after all these years! I mean I'm only 30!).
I think I covered everything. Any ideas on how to make my wedding even better?