FHd I found the pofect wedding invitations online.
There's just one problem.
Above the Bride and Groom name fields are the words "Daughter of Mom & Dad Name" "Son of Mom & Dad Name"
FH's mother is deceased and his father has remarried to a woman that FH in no way considers to be his stepmother (they married when he was 30 and he was neither invited to their wedding or aware they were getting married until he saw a Facebook post where his little cousin checked posted that she was "on the way to Uncle Carl's wedding.")
He does not want to put his dad's wife's name on the invitation as he is not her son. He thinks that if he only puts his father's name, or puts his father and his mother's names, his father will be pissed that his wife's name is not on there.
Unfortunately, the invitations look really bad with those spaces left blank. We're looking for something clever to put there.
FH is in the Air Force, so we could put his rank in the space above his name, but that doesn't help with my name.
FH suggested "Mom of Baxter" and "Dad of Kreider" (our dogs' names) but that seems really weird.
Does anybody have any cute suggestions for something we could put in this space?